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Jimi

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May be an image of text that says 'THE IDEA HAD ΤΟ COME FROM SOMEWHERE'

Jimi

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May be an image of text that says 'Burglars are getting very clever these days. Last night, y wife woke me up, Darling, darling! There's a burglar downstairs! So 1 down, check every room and don't find anyone. Then I realised I don't have a wife, and when I went back upstairs my bed and tv were gone.'

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May be an image of text that says 'Realized I had to use the bathroom. Got up and walked across the house, to the pantry. Couldn't remember why I was in the pantry. remembered I had to use the bathroom. Walked across the house to the bathroom. Sitting on the throne I remembered why I went to the pantry... Toilet paper.'

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#10,954

May be an image of text that says 'THE OLDEST COMPUTER WAS OWNED BY ADAM AND EVE, IT WAS AN APPLE WITH VERY LIMITED MEMORY, JUST 1 BYTE, AND EVERYTHING CRASHED. 1 BYTE ......'

Jerry J

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Lady Sarah

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#10,961

Lady Sarah said:
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i want a one!!

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#10,963

Jimi

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#10,964

May be an image of text that says 'CONDOMS SHOULD BE PUT ON THE BABY-AISLE TROJAN TRCIAN TROJAN 69 四日 ToXiCJ@ ToXiCJ@EunnyAdultHun @FunnyAs TROJAN -69 2a NEXT TO THE $30 DIAPERS AND $25 DOLLAR CANS OF FORMULA'

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#10,965

May be an image of text that says 'Clock for retired people SUNDAY Y MONDAY MONDAY SUND SATURDAY FRIDAY 5 TUENDA TUENDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY WEDVESDAY The appy Hippie Group'

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Oct 25, 2025

#10,967

May be an image of text that says 'On average, British men will have sex two to three times a week, whereas a Japanese man will only have sex once or twice a year. This is deeply distressing and upsetting news to Te, as I had no idea I was Japanese! It's good to laugh'

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#10,968

May be an image of text that says 'WHEN YOUR LADY ASKS WHERE THE TURKEY PAN IS AND YOU GOT TO EXPLAIN TO HER IT'S FULL OF 20W-50'

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Jimi

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#10,974

May be an image of text that says 'Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles.... USTFOR JORES ANO OSTFORJOKCSIOGUR FUN www.facebook.com/dily.joks217- do you truly learn to solve problems without violence.'

Lady Sarah

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#10,975

Jerry J

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#10,977

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#10,978

Lady Sarah

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#10,979

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#10,980

Jimi

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#10,981

May be an image of heart and text that says 'A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist. The proctologist fainted.'

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#10,982

May be an image of car and text that says 'Wife: The car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on toilet. Husband: What...?? Send me a picture.'

Jimi

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#10,983

May be an image of corn and text that says 'CORN CORNMAZE MAZE FOR OLD OLDPEOPLE PEOPLE'

Jimi

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Jimi

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#10,985

May be an image of text that says 'A study has revealed that a woman's preferences for male facial features can change with her menstrual cycle. For instance, when she is ovulating, she tends to be attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, during menstruation or menopause, she might prefer a man with duct tape over his mouth, a spear lodged in his chest, and engulf in flames. Further studies on this subject are unlikely.'

Jimi

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#10,986

May be an image of text that says 'Fun Fact: The Happy Hippie Group Humans Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. This means that at one point you were nothing but an asshole. Some people never develop beyond this stage.'

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Jimi

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#10,989

May be an image of text that says 'A cabbie picks up a Nun. The cab driver stares at her. She asks him why he's staring and he says, I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun. She says, || kiss you if you're single and Catholic.' The cab driver says, 1't both! The nun says. Pull into an alley. The nun then kisses him in a way that would make a hooker blush. Back in the cab, though, the driver starts crying. I lied. I'm married and Jewish. The nun says, That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

Jimi

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#10,990

May be an image of drink and text that says 'when ur drunk and u gotta act serious for a second'

Lady Sarah

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Jimi

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May be an image of dog and text that says 'I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS BUT ISURE AS HELL AINT GONNA GET IT WET'

gopher_byrd

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gopher_byrd

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Word gets passed around to not stop at this house.

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Jimi

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Nov 3, 2025

#10,999

May be an image of text that says 'God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in the all corners of the world... Then he made the world round and laughed and laughed....'

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