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JuicyLucy
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Had a cat. Named"the other cat"
Still looks like a Spike to me......
Are they getting along ok?
I'm an expert because I have read a Cosmopolitan magazine article about this very peculiar animal.
#A: So there was this duck who had a forbidden love with an otter...and when a mommy duck and a daddy otter love each other very much...oh you get the picture!
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I am an expert because I am an alien.
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It's purpose is the same as a humans purpose. With a lot less destruction.
Q#: If it is built why is still called a building?
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In my defence, I was left unsupervised ^^
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I’m an expert as I visited the natural history museum in London
A# on the seventh day he rested and thought oh shit I missed one ....oh that’ll do
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In my defence, I was left unsupervised ^^
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I’m an expert as I visited the library
A# in Greece they leave buildings unfinished to avoid tax ...they have steel rods sticking out the top on purpose
proof mother nature has a sense of humor
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I am an expert because I can figure shit out.
A: To make other platypi go "ooh baby, hubba hubba!"
I am an expert because I live in a building
A# It's called a building because no one wants to live in a built.
I am an expert because I used a time domain reflectometer today.
# A Platypus is a mutt varmit like a hillbilly human. It's purpose is to foil the evil plots of Dr Heinz.
I am an Expert because I know the speed of light is not fixed.
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Optical Time Domain Reflectometer OTDR
Used to test optical fibers esp splices.
I liked the 12 fiber ones I used to play with on ribbon fiber after splicing with a 12 fiber fusion splicer.
You sir, get a cookie !
I am an expert because it sounds fun.
A time domain reflectometer tells you what time you aren't in at any given time. It's sole purpose is to give BobsHere something to use as a reply.
Chocolate chip please
I think my head just exploded.
Rodent porn?
I am an expert because I don't work and spend my time watching other people work.
A# You have to go to work because you weren't cunning enough to get someone else to pay your bills for you.
I happen to be an expert because yo mama!
A# You have to go to work tomorrow because I have to go to work tomorrow and deal with a low talker all day long, which is difficult because I'm hearing impaired (see post 495 for clarification). You feel sympathy, so you'll drag your ass outta that warm, cozy, oh so comfy! bed and think fondly of me since you know I'll be struggling with this dude all. freakin'. day. This makes you a gentleman.
To summarize: Gentlemen go to work for the ladies.
I'm an expert because I listen to Noam Chomsky & read Pogo, Zippy the Pinhead comic strips ... these items often overlap in explaining about work.
#A: You go to work tomorrow because, ... six existentialists cannot agree if the light bulb even exists, relating to you because pizza.
i am an expert because i read a book once
you have to go to work to produce work ethic. Managers bottle work ethic, even if what they have tasked you with is pointless. They sell this bottled work ethic to the chinese, who use it to make cheap mods
#Q Why do wombats poo cube shaped?
I am expert because I am not.
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That is why they are mean. Just think if your poo was cube shaped...
Since I retired I think I am down to 5 gallons of work ethic...
Up for sale or trade if anyone is interested?
Tried giving it to a bunch of politicians.
Talk about getting mean looks..
I am an expert because I say I am.
A# Their poo is cube shaped because they can't buy dice.
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what is the plural for dice?
what is the plural for dice?
I am an expert because I just used dice in a sentence and I can use Google
A# Historically, dice is the plural of die, but in modern standard English dice is both the singular and the plural.
I am an expert because I have an onion:
A#To dice or not to dice that is the question.
It slices, it dices and it does julienne fries!
Set it and forget it!
I wonder if they still sell the spray on hair?
Ronco went belly up last year, but Ron is still selling his " 5 in 1 Turkey Cooker".
Ronco may have gone belly up but Ron Popeil's net worth is around 200 million.
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Im an expert because I bought a degree on time out of a comic book along with my masters degree.
#A- Time to ************* and worship satan.
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I thought it was worship ****** and smoke satan or is it the same thing?
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All in how you look at it good sir.
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