I’m an Expert ask me (almost) anything Challenge (Closes 3/15/19) 9 PRIZES 9 Winners!!!

[The Cromwell]

You see snakes after consuming large quantities of Guinniss...

Only if I consume a large amount of green beer.
And the snakes are also consuming large amounts of green beer..

Ohh wait that was the bar at the lawyers convention hotel that I stumbled into once upon a time.

 

[gopher_byrd]

#Q Why do Americans celebrate St. Patrick's Day? He was Irish, not American to name just one reason we shouldn't celebrate it.

I'm an expert since I drink beer. and whisky and...

#A It's as good of an excuse as you're going to get to drink beer. Everyone is Irish on St Paddy's day!

 

[The Cromwell]

I'm an expert since I drink beer. and whisky and...

#A It's as good of an excuse as you're going to get to drink beer. Everyone is Irish on St Paddy's day!

Irish and Catholic?
but wait! Are all Irish Catholic? Do the non Catholic in Ireland celebrate St. Patricks day?

 

[gopher_byrd]

Irish and Catholic?

Not gonna start a war, I'm team Switzerland...

 

[The Cromwell]

Curling on Pluto for me.

 

[gopher_byrd]

but wait! Are all Irish Catholic? Do the non Catholic in Ireland celebrate St. Patricks day?

As an excuse to drink beer, you betcha...

 

[ajvapes]

Beer is truly universal, but;

Q# At what temperature should beer be served?

 

[The Cromwell]

Beer is truly universal, but;

Q# At what temperature should beer be served?

#A
I am an expert because I vape.
Whatever temperature that YOU like it best.

 

[DogMan]

Beer is truly universal, but;

Q# At what temperature should beer be served?

i am expert because i am australian

#a approximately 106.5 coldoids

 

[f1r3b1rd]

Beer is truly universal, but;

Q# At what temperature should beer be served?

I’m an expert because I’m Irish, Italian and American Indian.
The temperature is immaterial, it hits 98.6 deg, eventually

 

[DogMan]

#Q

What time, in what timezone, does this finish?

 

[BobsHere]

#Q

What time, in what timezone, does this finish?

I am an expert as I have enjoyed this expert challenge with the rest of you expert squirrels, cats, dogs, and varmint.

#A As in life, anytime she feels like finishing it with complete disregard for time, time zone, day, week, month, or your mental state.

 

[gopher_byrd]

I am an expert as I have enjoyed this expert challenge with the rest of you expert squirrels, cats, dogs, and varmint.

#A As in life, anytime she feels like finishing it with complete disregard for time, time zone, day, week, month, or your mental state.

I'm a rodent not a varmint...

 

[gopher_byrd]

#Q

What time, in what timezone, does this finish?

I'm an expert since I travel a lot.
#A Does anyone really know what time it is?

 

[JuicyLucy]

#Q

What time, in what timezone, does this finish?

I am an expert because this is my challenge

#A The challenge will end late afternoon sometime Alaska Standard Time - it is 7:36 a.m. as I post this

 

[BobsHere]

I am an expert because this is my challenge

#A The challenge will end late afternoon sometime Alaska Standard Time - it is 7:36 a.m. as I post this

.............................................

 

[ajvapes]

#Q

What time, in what timezone, does this finish?

I am an expert Doth time matter, et tu Brutus....


A# Beware the Ides of March...

 

[The Cromwell]

Ahh the God Jupiter.
Time to sacrifice a sheep.

 

[ajvapes]

i am expert because i am australian

#a approximately 106.5 coldoids

When it comes to beer, never question an Aussie...

 

[ajvapes]

Ahh the God Jupiter.
Time to sacrifice a sheep.

Ah ...Jupiter, the creator of ladies night.....half price after11 pm....

 

[Huckleberried]

Q# So far, today, what's been your favorite part about it?

 

[The Cromwell]

Q# So far, today, what's been your favorite part about it?

#A I am an expert because I am alive.
Not waking up dead is always a good thing.

 

[Irked Particle]

#Q Are dripping atomizers going extinct?

 

[BobsHere]

Q# So far, today, what's been your favorite part about it?

I am expert as I listen to The Cromwell.

#A Quick wit of the ladies.
The rest of us are just dogs, pigs, rodents, and otherwise scoundrels.

 

[The Cromwell]

#Q Are dripping atomizers going extinct?

#A
I am an expert because I squonk.
YES, Squonkers rule!

 

[DogMan]

#Q Are dripping atomizers going extinct?

The non rebuildables? Yeah, for testing flavours they no longer reproduce the final flavour that modern rda/rta give. Not more flavour, just taste very different, defeating the purpose

 

[The Cromwell]

The non rebuildables? Yeah, for testing flavours they no longer reproduce the final flavour that modern rda/rta give. Not more flavour, just taste very different, defeating the purpose

The bridgeless cisco types?
Yep pretty much extinct.
And you are correct different flavor from them making them pretty useless.

 

[nadalama]

#Q

What time, in what timezone, does this finish?

I am an expert because I know some people in Oz.

A: It cannot finish, @JuicyLucy has missed her chance, because one of the participants lives in a place where it is already TOMORROW.

OMG!!! It can NEVER END!!! We are gonna be here at 108 years old asking silly questions, with @The Cromwell still emoting an alien, being all creepy over there in the corner.

By the way, A RODENT IS A VARMINT. What izzamadda widyu?

 

[The Cromwell]

There iz 2 legged varmits as well.

 

[nadalama]

Q# So far, today, what's been your favorite part about it?

I am an expert because I have a mind like a steel trap!

A: Did y'all sneak some more questions in here while I was answering that other question?

I know how y'all are. I been reading the Mixing Challenge thread. Y'all sneaky, just pretending to be nice and funny, when in all reality, y'all just hostile, plottin' and schemin' and tryin' to make me all confused.

My favorite part is saying absolutely any crazy shit that comes into my head. Thank you very much, all you loverly peoples.

 

[nadalama]

I am an expert because "I want to believe".....

A# No, not until I learn to line in the fourth dimension. Till then, in the words of a great philosopher
"Always Look On the Bright Side of Life"

Eric Idle is a great philosopher? Wait, was I sleeping?

 

[DogMan]

Eric Idle is a great philosopher? Wait, was I sleeping?

Philosopher's football match, and the skit at unsw where they were all philosophy professors named Bruce are two of my favourite sketches

 

[The Cromwell]

A: It cannot finish, @JuicyLucy has missed her chance, because one of the participants lives in a place where it is already TOMORROW.

@The Cromwell[/USER] still emoting an alien, being all creepy over there in the corner.

Hide in plain sight

 

[DogMan]

I am an expert because this is my challenge

#A The challenge will end late afternoon sometime Alaska Standard Time - it is 7:36 a.m. as I post this

 

[The Cromwell]

This being an alien in human form sucks since I have to live as a human...

 

[ajvapes]

Q# So far, today, what's been your favorite part about it?

I am an expert because I have made it this far....

A# 64 degrees F.

 

[JuicyLucy]

Okay guys am heading home now

 

[ajvapes]

This being an alien in human form sucks since I have to live as a human...

You can always shapeshift into a dog. Can't be too bad as my dog has just commandeered my Carhart vest as his new bed....

 

[The Cromwell]

You can always shapeshift into a dog. Can't be too bad as my dog has just commandeered my Carhart vest as his new bed....

Nope no shapeshifting ability.
Not into butt sniffing either...
or getting neutered

 

[DogMan]

Nope no shapeshifting ability.
Not into butt sniffing either...

Have you even tried it?

 

[The Cromwell]

Have you even tried it?

Came really close
Was female butt though.

 

[VAPEROXX]

#Q
Is that a tube mech in your pocket or are you just really happy to see me?

http://vapingunderground.com/threads/wts-wtt-aspex-performance-coils.434798/

 

[ajvapes]

Eric Idle is a great philosopher? Wait, was I sleeping?

Of course he is, but if you were sleeping you may be a lumberjack. But you're ok..

 

[ajvapes]

I am an expert because I have a mind like a steel trap!

A: Did y'all sneak some more questions in here while I was answering that other question?

I know how y'all are. I been reading the Mixing Challenge thread. Y'all sneaky, just pretending to be nice and funny, when in all reality, y'all just hostile, plottin' and schemin' and tryin' to make me all confused.

My favorite part is saying absolutely any crazy shit that comes into my head. Thank you very much, all you loverly peoples.

 

[nadalama]

Of course he is, but if you were sleeping you may be a lumberjack. But you're ok..

Is it ok if I work all night and I sleep all day?

 

[nadalama]

Came really close
Was female butt though.

Brag, brag, brag.

 

[ajvapes]

Is it ok if I work all night and I sleep all day?

As long as you " cut down trees, you wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra".

 

[nadalama]

As long as you " cut down trees, you wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra".

You mean a bra-er, right? LOL Run away, Run away! Oh wait, I'm gettin confused again! Bridget, get that, will you?

 

[JuicyLucy]

All right experts - this challenge is officially closed - will announce winners in the next half hour

 

[gopher_byrd]

Q# So far, today, what's been your favorite part about it?

I'm an expert since I'm an old fart. A cranky one at that...

#A Getting home from work since I haven't been to the office on a Friday in many years. Friday commutes suck big time!!!