Mr Tramp, what do you like most about Women? Warm & Breathing. 
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I ain't as fast as I was when I was younger, but I'm every bit as good.
There is a waitress @ Denny's that calls me when her clock needs re wound. Not bad as I'm just an old Biker/ vaper.
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Same here bro retired 16
scooter just wants to be in reno
scooter just wants to be in reno
In the Midnight hour, She cried More, More, More!
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Ok hands dont work like the used to But everything else does. My ol waitress works at the shoneys
scooter just wants to be in reno
scooter just wants to be in reno
Mr. Tramp. Your disgusting, I believe you would have sex with a snake. I grinned & said, Babe I would screw a rock if I thought there was a snake under it.
Imagine what I was like @ 24.
Wife bought me a t shirt that had Horn Dog on the front & back
She had one that had, He's MY Horn Dog on the front.
Hey Guys ! Been very busy but I have time enough for a......... WIN !
Hi Breazy! I watch & wait.
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Woke up to Pee win
scooter just wants to be in reno
scooter just wants to be in reno
Just got called off from an emergency plumbing job. Sewer-false-alarm win.
Just saved a clean copy of the Butthurt Report to my hard drive. Unexpected-day-off win.
[Edit: @Huckleberried already claimed the day off win. Um. Proactive Butthurt Win.]
Just saved a clean copy of the Butthurt Report to my hard drive. Unexpected-day-off win.
[Edit: @Huckleberried already claimed the day off win. Um. Proactive Butthurt Win.]
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WTH? Y'all let him have this all day? That won't do.
Win!
Win!
I love it when anybody wins.
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I could win,.... But I don't wanna,
Knew a Who named Horton once.
Are you my mother?
Some folks say I'm a Mother, followed by another word.
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Noooo! I wouldn't call you that. You're my friend.
I'm just the sweetest thing you will ever need to be afraid of.
Ralph you Idiot, I said Bring the Turkey DOWN the ladder, Not turn it loose when you get on the ladder. Dead Turkeys don't move. I know frozen ones don't.
Breazin on through for a BIG FRIDAY NIGHT WIN !
You supposed to be in bed, Mr.
Worked to death. Worked 17 weeks, no day off. Got a Motel room, slept 2 days straight. Manager was worried I died so he woke my ass up. Made an ass load of money. Ah too be 30 again.
Trucking company recruiters tell you that One Hundred Thousand a year is possible. It is. But your so tired you can't remember your name. Life is a blur. It's fun though.
I would be honored if you got a win.
I played the "wish in one hand game for years"
I'm feeling up chickens when nobody's looking, gonna get biscuits & then I will cook them & in a broth with carrots & onion rings, these are a few of my favorite things. (No offense to Julie Andrews) Hi Ho, to the store I go.
$5.23 for a chicken. Was paying 3.20 or so.
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Take our rain coats off & rub us with butter. Onion powder, & garlic. Shove a beer can up our ass & stand up on a grill.
Paint us with Ranch Dressing & Honey half way through. Half hour later, were yours. Half a can of beer works fine.
Paint us with Ranch Dressing & Honey half way through. Half hour later, were yours. Half a can of beer works fine.
Old age, went to the store for chicken & dumplins. Oh well. No celery.