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snake94115

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Not if you buy her dinner
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She's cute
 

Scooter 72

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No no I'm 1st your second get it right jeez

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robot zombie

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Never cook bacon nekked
I disagree. Every bacon lover eventually cooks bacon shirtless, at the very least. It's the mark of the bacon clan. Permanent grease burns on the abdomen are like a badge of honor... ...they show the true depth of one's love for bacon. When you don't even have time to put a shirt on for bacon... ...that's how you know.

Now grease burns on the unit... ...not so good. Definitely wear underwear when yer cookin with grease. Can't be cooking the wrong kind of meat with your bacon. It's a disservice to the bacon more than anything.
 

robot zombie

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bake bacon in the oven, clothing optional
Ahh yes. Baked bacon is definitely the most savory and hassle-free. But there is a certain charm to standing at the stovetop, no? There's something zen and spiritual about flipping it in the pan and eating some as you go along. It's like, some circle-of-life shit. Like in the lion king.
 

Scooter 72

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I disagree. Every bacon lover eventually cooks bacon shirtless, at the very least. It's the mark of the bacon clan. Permanent grease burns on the abdomen are like a badge of honor... ...they show the true depth of one's love for bacon. When you don't even have time to put a shirt on for bacon... ...that's how you know.

Now grease burns on the unit... ...not so good. Definitely wear underwear when yer cookin with grease. Can't be cooking the wrong kind of meat with your bacon. It's a disservice to the bacon more than anything.
Obviously this guy has never had bacon grease land on the soft skin of his penis

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Scooter 72

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No sir. I intend to keep the skin of my penis soft like a fine velour. It's my one saving grace.
Yeah it's a saviour but it's also what destroys most of us at the same time. To be such a small head it sure can control the mind in a crazy way. Lol

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robot zombie

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Yeah it's a saviour but it's also what destroys most of us at the same time. To be such a small head it sure can control the mind in a crazy way. Lol

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Bahaha, too true. Definitely gotten it... ...ahem, I mean, me into places I had no business being.
 

Scooter 72

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Ya gotta watch that guy he is sneaky

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Yep Breazy in and Breazy out lol. Just a rough week at work. 9-6 shift but two hour drive home and then by the time I finish the house duties it's like 10pm. Then it's eat and sleep and back to work :mad:
 

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But, she said it was a strawberry cake.

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Moring everyone Hope you have a great day.
Marcus I stoped at Wal-Mart this morning I found what your looking for
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yes, they are.
They should not show me pictures of women with husbands.
 

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Yikes

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