Just got my cc bill for last month
Holly cow. Dating is expensive.
I think it might be cheaper to hire a hooker.
Just got my cc bill for last month
Holly cow. Dating is expensive.
I think it might be cheaper to hire a hooker.
She's cuteNot if you buy her dinner
She's cute
Wrong kind of critter there.
Beef comes from steer not bulls...Don't ask why I know the difference.
I wish I had a little animated figure throwing up lmao. Your sick scooter but good sick lol
Dam I gotta give you this you got spiritAnd here's what will happen...
Over there is your prize. You see it? Right there. You see it? No O well guess you get nothingWhen I get my prize? Lol
I disagree. Every bacon lover eventually cooks bacon shirtless, at the very least. It's the mark of the bacon clan. Permanent grease burns on the abdomen are like a badge of honor... ...they show the true depth of one's love for bacon. When you don't even have time to put a shirt on for bacon... ...that's how you know.Never cook bacon nekked
Ahh yes. Baked bacon is definitely the most savory and hassle-free. But there is a certain charm to standing at the stovetop, no? There's something zen and spiritual about flipping it in the pan and eating some as you go along. It's like, some circle-of-life shit. Like in the lion king.bake bacon in the oven, clothing optional
Obviously this guy has never had bacon grease land on the soft skin of his penisI disagree. Every bacon lover eventually cooks bacon shirtless, at the very least. It's the mark of the bacon clan. Permanent grease burns on the abdomen are like a badge of honor... ...they show the true depth of one's love for bacon. When you don't even have time to put a shirt on for bacon... ...that's how you know.
Now grease burns on the unit... ...not so good. Definitely wear underwear when yer cookin with grease. Can't be cooking the wrong kind of meat with your bacon. It's a disservice to the bacon more than anything.
No sir. I intend to keep the skin of my penis soft like a fine velour. It's my one saving grace.Obviously this guy has never had bacon grease land on the soft skin of his penis
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Yeah it's a saviour but it's also what destroys most of us at the same time. To be such a small head it sure can control the mind in a crazy way. LolNo sir. I intend to keep the skin of my penis soft like a fine velour. It's my one saving grace.
Bahaha, too true. Definitely gotten it... ...ahem, I mean, me into places I had no business being.Yeah it's a saviour but it's also what destroys most of us at the same time. To be such a small head it sure can control the mind in a crazy way. Lol
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Been reading profiles.
one member writes
"I always carry a knife. Just in case there's cake."
Guess imma freak but that's hot lolBut, she said it was a strawberry cake.
Moring everyone Hope you have a great day.
Marcus I stoped at Wal-Mart this morning I found what your looking for
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Damit could you here that little buggy screaming for helpI found that lady's husband
yes, they are.
They should not show me pictures of women with husbands.
Wonder if he's got Sony or samsungs in ther lolI found that lady's husband
Now I'm blind dam that's just badShe might be single
Now I'm blind dam that's just bad
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Even worse I don't think that's a she lol Might be a HeSheNow I'm blind dam that's just bad
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I'd wrestle with her nowok, so you want somebody not so ugly?