It is a fairly common misconception that you can't make windows out of bricks.
Most people feel that bricks are too soggy, but I assure you, it is a shoe.
Scientists have discovered that 9 out of 10 shoes are numb, this brings up the disturbing question: Does coffee bleed?
If in fact it does, then one must consider the possibility that all life is but a giant cake mold.
But, instead of delicious gooey batter, we are filled with raisins.
This results in the indisputable proof that I will win.