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She'll be 55 in 9 days and has 9 Grand-nuggets.
Enjoy.
I'll get you the toy pics as soon as I can find them. lol​

OMG,,,, and I don't mean zero milligrams.
She's beautiful,,,, so what's the catch?
Married? (how big is her husband, and does he have a gun?)
Crazy? (not a problem, just wanted to know if she is one of "us")
A smoker? (I've heard that vaping can fix that)
Want's more kids? (I've been fixed, but don't tell her and we can pretend to try)
Has a d**g problem? (I know a guy that I can buy wholesale)
Is "High Maintenance"? (I work here at the VU, I could treat her to McD's dollar menu at least once a month.)
Likes girls? (me too, we would have something in common)

Just asking,,,,,,,,:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:bunny:
 

Ms. Trixy

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OMG,,,, and I don't mean zero milligrams.

Just asking,,,,,,,,:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:bunny:

She's beautiful,,,, so what's the catch? NO CATCH.
Married? (how big is her husband, and does he have a gun?) YES. BIG GUY. YEP...BANG!
Crazy? (not a problem, just wanted to know if she is one of "us") NO. GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.
A smoker? (I've heard that vaping can fix that) A MTL VAPER FOR 3 YRS. 12MG.
Want's more kids? (I've been fixed, but don't tell her and we can pretend to try) NO. NINE GRANDKIDS & LOVES THEM AROUND HER.
Has a d**g problem? (I know a guy that I can buy wholesale) NEVER! EXCEPT WHEN SHE'S OUT SINGING KARAOKE BY UBER.
Is "High Maintenance"? (I work here at the VU, I could treat her to McD's dollar menu at least once a month.) NO. LOVES COOKING.
Likes girls? (me too, we would have something in common) NO. SHE CAN CHANGE OIL, HAS HER OWN JEEP & CHANGE A FLAT RV TIRE.

YOU MUST BE FEELING REALLY GOOD ABOUT NOW. TRIXY WINS!
 

RMarcusY

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WE think this out wins your Breazmeister
WIN WIN WIN
 

Ms. Trixy

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OMG,,,, and I don't mean zero milligrams.
She's beautiful,,,, so what's the catch?
Married? (how big is her husband, and does he have a gun?)
Crazy? (not a problem, just wanted to know if she is one of "us")
A smoker? (I've heard that vaping can fix that)
Want's more kids? (I've been fixed, but don't tell her and we can pretend to try)
Has a d**g problem? (I know a guy that I can buy wholesale)
Is "High Maintenance"? (I work here at the VU, I could treat her to McD's dollar menu at least once a month.)
Likes girls? (me too, we would have something in common)

Just asking,,,,,,,,:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:bunny:


I could have sworn I replied to this. Do you see it? If not, I'll repost. :p
 

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