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The Farce of Squonk Be With You.
Sorry 'bout that, this is better farce anyway.
My idea of what to do if a Purge event were actually called. "All crime legal for 12 hours."
I'm going to be running my ass off ripping, torching, shredding and otherwise mangling and destroying all of these damn safety signs. You know like the tag on toasters that tells you not to put the toaster into a bathtub full of water and get in, also the "do not open door while in flight" labels on airplanes, the "do not feed bears" signs in national parks. Then, I'll have a Hell of a laugh because all these other fools went round killing for 12 hours, but my gift, well it keeps going on, and on, still going.
And I could not be charged for any crime nor could anything be said against me doing it, it would be perfectly legal.
"We're arresting you for removing a sign that lead to hundreds of deaths of stupid people."
"Sorry flat foot but you cannot do that, I removed that sign during last Purge. How am I to help what stupid do without signs? And it's all grandfathered to that Purge, so I'm free to go."
I'm going to be running my ass off ripping, torching, shredding and otherwise mangling and destroying all of these damn safety signs. You know like the tag on toasters that tells you not to put the toaster into a bathtub full of water and get in, also the "do not open door while in flight" labels on airplanes, the "do not feed bears" signs in national parks. Then, I'll have a Hell of a laugh because all these other fools went round killing for 12 hours, but my gift, well it keeps going on, and on, still going.
And I could not be charged for any crime nor could anything be said against me doing it, it would be perfectly legal."We're arresting you for removing a sign that lead to hundreds of deaths of stupid people."
"Sorry flat foot but you cannot do that, I removed that sign during last Purge. How am I to help what stupid do without signs? And it's all grandfathered to that Purge, so I'm free to go."
That is a possibility. It is also possible they would miss a few, or more. I mean it's human nature to not be completely on task. A bunch of cleaning folk get together, clean the main portion of the mess up but chatter away forgetting getting any signs. I'm sure you've seen how that happens plenty.
"Oh well, we got all the corpses out of this area, let's go for a beer."
"But aren't we forgetting something?"
"Beer, hell yeah let's do it!"
"Right, beer sounds good!"
And remember too, we now live in an age when there is no accountability. No one cares. If there were accountability I'm sure there would be a lot very much different than status quo.
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Hey driver, watch out for that white line fever now.
A warm, humid Friday morning win
A Mangled Mystic Monday win wanders in.
Yep or a potato gun.
Hot and sunny Sunday morning victory
Blah it's Monday again.
Must be
his day.
his day.
Early Sunday morning win
How come Breazy won't sell to people in Illinois anymore?
Thanks, Steve! Lol
I don’t think it’s just them. I saw that on another online vape store. Not good, though. They’re doing an SF ban thing, it seems.
Edit: what I saw was on another non vaping site! But about restricted sales to certain states. Oops.
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Sunny, cooler & less humid Monday morning victory
Idk lol. Usually when that happens it’s because of a state regulation. It’s never anything personal like we don’t like Chicago cuz of the Cubs lmao. You can email [email protected] and ask him. I will see what I can find out also. Oh yeah......I win !