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Breazy_Com

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Almost 2 hours ! Pretty good but that's it I win now. Night Everyone !
 

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I'm half here.
maybe.
yes.
I win.
 

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You get up too damn early.:cool:
 

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Still hurts like Hell. I'm taking pain meds and avoiding the light. The doctor said it should be better in a few days and I have a clinic appointment Monday.
I scratched my retina long time ago. If you have nothing more dangerous than a Mouse to operate, several shots of your favorite works wonders. Hangovers hurt less that a wounded Eye. Get better, your needed here. :cool:
 

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Thanks Saddletramp ! But i'm ok lol. It's Marcus that hurt his eye. I did mine a long time ago. But I'll always take a WIN !
 

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The tiny little pills are taking care of the pain, but they make me a little buzzed. So I'm not driving until they wear off.
 

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That's very responsible of you Marcus. But driving with one eye isn't LMAO Just kidding. Feel better!
 

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I warned other drivers, it says "DODGE" on the front of my truck. It also says "RAM" to let other drivers know what is going happen if they don't dodge.
 

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LMAO that's a good one ! Always said you should do stand up comedy !
 

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Thanks Saddletramp ! But i'm ok lol. It's Marcus that hurt his eye. I did mine a long time ago. But I'll always take a WIN !
Thanks, I'm way too sober right now. I have to drink this vile crap called Coffee to get my gears spinning. 7:00 p.m. is about noon for me. Depends on dollar signs. Anyway, a scratched eye sucks! :cool:
 

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Recipe! Bowl about the size of a Motorcycle helmet. I recommend plastic. 3 big oranges, 1/2 gallon Sangria wine, 1 Pint 190 proof Alcohol. 1/4 cup Lemon Juice, Ice. Mix, pour, & kick back. :cool:
 

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:confused: I found a picture of me.
 

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:confused: I found a picture of me.
Is this it ?

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wrong eye. Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 

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Another comedian lol. We need a joke and comedy thread !
 

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Most people refer to me as a smart ass.
My dad said it was better than being called a dumb ass.
My mom said I was special.
 

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My doctor told me that since I was taking hard core pain meds to not sign any legal papers. Then she gave me a paper to sign stating that she told me this.
I signed it "It's not me". she took the paper and left without looking at it.
 

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My doctor told me that since I was taking hard core pain meds to not sign any legal papers. Then she gave me a paper to sign stating that she told me this.
I signed it "It's not me". she took the paper and left without looking at it.
LOL sometimes I sign Walt Disney on stuff ! People never look !
 

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I went for almost 5 months without signing the weekly payroll checks. They only caught it because one of my employees tried cashing it at my bank, instead of depositing it into his bank.
 

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That's hysterical ! Ok last win for a few minutes for the night. Have a good night Marcus !
 

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Good night to you, type you later.
 

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LOL , Thread like this could go on until the end of time :]
 

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No pain meds today.
I can see a bit better.
Doctor said a couple more days.
 

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Glad to hear it ! Best to stay away from those pain meds. If you take them to long your hooked !
 

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I'm good with them.
I do understand why people abuse them.
 

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Yeah you don't even have to be an addict, just get a surgery or a knee replacement or something and if your on oxycodone for any length of time you can't get off them. The withdrawels are equated to the flu x1000. Seen it happen to a lot of people. Me I just take asprin and even at the dentist I have him drill with no novacane. Get a few little zings but a few minutes after your done your as good as new lol
 

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