Family experience tells me there are a LOT of guys in jail who would rather be in prison.
Staff at some of the jails are all about some humiliation and constant punishment. They humiliate and punish you, your friends, your family, your kids, bunch of asshole fuckers. People just utterly miserable in their jobs and lives, and want to make everybody else miserable too.
Best thing BigRick can do is spend a couple of months reading everything he can get his hands on. Just be quiet, stay out of arguments, and wait for the day to go home.