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KuntryBarbie
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I blame elf for the lack of donuts, sweet tea, and that I dont have any cheese burgers cause he done came here and snatched em up and ran off to his corner with them....
What happen to them?? I just dont know
What happen to them?? I just dont know
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I blame elf for making me a fokker
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Am I the only fokker you know or just your best creation?
Hm wot? Yes! (but im not telling what im saying yes TO)
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I blame elf for....................................
my random thoughts
my random thoughts
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My cat has been walking funny and sheds like crazy whenever he sees a banana. I blame elf.
All of the cows in my neighbor's field do the same thing ever since I saw elf out there...I bet the same thing is happening...
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I blame elf for my missing unicorn!!!!!!
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elf stop eating my unicorns.... u owe me a pink unicorn
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dadgum that elf not on the shelf for making the pollen high.....
I blame elf for Global Warming (Climate Change or whatever they are calling it this week), Red Tide, Roll Tide, and letting Al Gore "invent" the internet. I also blame him for going through the grocery store and eating all the centers out of the Oreos.
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dadgumit elf I told u to stop going and eating all the white creamy goodness in the middle cause it was my fav part and it alllll mine.....
Setting a trap for elf..... what should I put unicorns, ponies, donuts, or oreos??? hmmmmm???
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and peas
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Yes yes let blame elf for the pain my knee is causing me
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Elf told me he was going to blow clouds, clouds is my puppy he now has to take xanax hes so traumatised. This is your doing you monster!View attachment 966
Poor Clouds
Elf is snot (not) right
Why pick just one, put them all in there...becareful tho he is a crafty elf
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hmmmm!?! tru guess I could put em all in there and yes he his I set a trap ith my unicorn and then it came up missing with the elf purping..... Gotta out craft the elf.... the vaping elf is sneaker then the elf on the shelf .....
Bumping this because I have to blame ecf, too. I mean elf.
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I blame elf for...................
Mind went blank....... lol
Mind went blank....... lol
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My internet connection just died.
My netgear router was missing, someone took the mustard and cheese out of my fridge and didn't put it back in.
I think elf ate my router!
My netgear router was missing, someone took the mustard and cheese out of my fridge and didn't put it back in.
I think elf ate my router!
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I blame elf because I am completely out of peas..... and llamas....
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I blame elf for........
where did all my drink go???
where did all my drink go???
Elves don't eat llamas... they have a much worse fate awaiting them... Side note... elf ate all my peanut butter but left me apple butter...whats that about?
