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Jimi

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have not had any thieve trouble since I ran a van load off by firing 5 fast shotgun rounds thru the trees over their heads.
I am sure they all swore that I was shooting at them :)
Word got around apparently.
"That crazy old man will shoot you!"
That's what they use to say about me but now all the old folk are either dead or moved and a bunch of new punks moved in, if I took a few shots here they would have me behind bars in this shitty town
 

Lady Sarah

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That's what they use to say about me but now all the old folk are either dead or moved and a bunch of new punks moved in, if I took a few shots here they would have me behind bars in this shitty town
That's the problem if you live in an area full of liberals. You can't raise your voice without some ass calling the cops on ya.
 

The Cromwell

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That's what they use to say about me but now all the old folk are either dead or moved and a bunch of new punks moved in, if I took a few shots here they would have me behind bars in this shitty town

Ahh but I live out in the sticks and shoot in my yard and sometimes do.
 

Jimi

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Good condition even has a solid tailgate :)
Needs a bit of work on the rocker panels and around the fender wells in the bed but otherwise nice.
Glad it was not in the shop...
Would rather lose the Toyota.
Can't knock those little Toyota's I am on my third one and always get over 200,000 miles on them without burning a drop of oil, but I always change oil regularly.
 

Lady Sarah

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Here, unless you are in danger, the only thing you can shoot is arrows or air rifles. Both Phillip and I are quite proficient with our bows and break-barrel pellet guns. They don't wanna see me walk outside with any of my other rifles.
 

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Can't knock those little Toyota's I am on my third one and always get over 200,000 miles on them without burning a drop of oil, but I always change oil regularly.
My brother had one with over 200,000 on it....still ran perfectly...until he totaled it.

I was looking at the new ones, JC....they want 40K for 2-wheel drive.....unbelievable....!
 

Lady Sarah

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My brother had one with over 200,000 on it....still ran perfectly...until he totaled it.

I was looking at the new ones, JC....they want 40K for 2-wheel drive.....unbelievable....!
That's why we buy used. We ain't paying more for a vehicle than we paid for the house, especially when it's more than 3 times what we paid for the house.
 

Draconigena

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lmao...those Guinea Hens are really something......:giggle:
Yup.
Those guineas are pretty tasty, too.
We don't eat any of them.
And raise a ruckus if someone comes around.
And that's why we don't eat them. They are really good at patrolling the property in packs and when they see ANYTHING out of place, they raise a ruckus louder than the Great Pyrs, who typically only start barking when people, vehicles, foxes, etc. show up. The Guineas pretty much tell everything that doesn't belong here to buzz off.
 

Lady Sarah

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Yup.

We don;t eat any of them.

And that's why we don't eat them. They are really good at patrolling the property in packs and when they see ANYTHING out of place, they raise a ruckus louder than the Great Pyrs, who typically only start barking when people, vehicles, foxes, etc. show up. The Guineas pretty much tell everything that doesn't belong here to buzz off.
I shot and ate one that strayed onto the property many years ago. Back then, I ate just about any critter I could hunt.
 

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Squonkamaniac
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Yup.

We don't eat any of them.

And that's why we don't eat them. They are really good at patrolling the property in packs and when they see ANYTHING out of place, they raise a ruckus louder than the Great Pyrs, who typically only start barking when people, vehicles, foxes, etc. show up. The Guineas pretty much tell everything that doesn't belong here to buzz off.
That's why I was chuckling, those damn birds are better than any guard dog....!
 

Draconigena

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I have a guard cat... not much of a deterrent...
Well, our guard cats ;) keep away mice and voles and bunnies and... well, I'm sure they'd just greet any people, at least the 5 house cats, but the 6 garage/barn types would at least hiss at them.
G'night pholks....time to make hay
G'nite Dale. I think you are right... time to snuggle the pillow. Catch y'all tomorrow.

If you're the last here, Eric, be sure to turn the lights out when you get bored.
 

choderfett

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Well, our guard cats ;) keep away mice and voles and bunnies and... well, I'm sure they'd just greet any people, at least the 5 house cats, but the 6 garage/barn types would at least hiss at them.

G'nite Dale. I think you are right... time to snuggle the pillow. Catch y'all tomorrow.

If you're the last here, Eric, be sure to turn the lights out when you get bored.
My cat kills the roaches..
I’ll make sure to clap my hands twice to turn off the lights Rich!
 

Jimi

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Well, our guard cats ;) keep away mice and voles and bunnies and... well, I'm sure they'd just greet any people, at least the 5 house cats, but the 6 garage/barn types would at least hiss at them.

G'nite Dale. I think you are right... time to snuggle the pillow. Catch y'all tomorrow.

If you're the last here, Eric, be sure to turn the lights out when you get bored.
G'night Rich see you tomorrow my friend
 

Jimi

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You go Jimi - what a crock of shit
HiYa Lucy and thanks stupid jerk left a package of tie down ratchet straps and stashed them under the trialer (I have it full of garden fences posts trellises for beans and cucumbers and a lot of other garden stuff in there so he/ they must of eyed it up and was going to throw some straps over it and dump the other stuff out.I am waiting for them to get the balls to come back and at least get their straps
 

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