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Pokemon Go Is Secretly the Best Exercise App Out There

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Within a minute of first booting up Pokemon Go, I was already straying from my daily route.

I was out on my dogs' morning walk, going down the same path we've been walking for years, when I decided to boot up the new augmented reality game from The Pokemon Company and Niantic for iOS and Android. Once I got through the brief tutorial, I was alerted to the fact a Pokemon was behind me.

Despite the great smells that I'm sure were just out of reach of my dogs' noses, I turned us around, walking back half a block to look behind a dumpster to see if I could catch that rogue Charmander. He seemed to be hanging out in an apartment building and my drive to catch 'em all doesn't cover breaking and entering, so I settled for catching the Squirtle hanging out next to a car on the side of the road. I'm more of a Bulbasaur girl, anyway.

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