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Wish I could grow a beard like that! I swear I have beard envy hahhaha
Patience. My beard grows slow. This has been growing since last October. But I also care for it. I wash with mild shampoo and use beard butter daily to moisturize it. And also use good combs and a boars hair brush.
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Oh gosh yes! Beard oil! Some tend to their beards like women tend to hair and make up. Seriously.
Wow. Seriously?! Jeez, it never dawned on me just how important beard care is!
Kidding, kidding. Huck - you are one of my favorite people on here! No BS. Really, some dudes put oils and unguents on their beards?
Wow. SMH. I thought the big secret was to just treat it like your hair (it's NO different) and let the fucker grow!
Ya know, when various "products" start being marketed for various "ailments or benefits" it's usually because there's a problem.
I have no problems growing a beard at all. On the part I shave I have seal skin 10 o'clock shadow the same day I shave it.
LOL, well, he said something about his beard being baby soft, so I'm guessing that his wife, Mama J, likes it that way 
How's the hair on his HEAD? Baby soft? Lol
Ps, I love you Huck. Really. I read your posts all the time. I'm seriously not getting into an argument with you.
It's just funny to me that dudes follow a "beard care regimen"! Lol!
Do the same guys follow a "hair care regimen"? Or a "tooth care regimen"? Or a "skin care regimen"? Or is the beard the recipient of all the special care?
Just curious.
Ps, I love you Huck. Really. I read your posts all the time. I'm seriously not getting into an argument with you.
It's just funny to me that dudes follow a "beard care regimen"! Lol!
Do the same guys follow a "hair care regimen"? Or a "tooth care regimen"? Or a "skin care regimen"? Or is the beard the recipient of all the special care?
Just curious.
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LOL!! Brown? I have no idea, I've almost always seen pics of him in a hat. I'm gonna try to get him to post here
Awww. Thanks AntDog
No problem, and well deserved!
Sorry for all the edits. I'm drunk. I just got off work from a hellish week (Holy shit, so bad). Rode my Harley home in the rain (as always when it's raining). The old joke - what's the difference between a biker and a "motorcycle owner"? If it's raining, the biker gets wet.
Sure enough, I did get wet. Drenched is more like it. Not one inch of my body was dry.
I was not amused. And I'm still really drunk. I apologize for anything crappy I may have said today on here. Really, I'm sprry.
Sorry for all the edits. I'm drunk. I just got off work from a hellish week (Holy shit, so bad). Rode my Harley home in the rain (as always when it's raining). The old joke - what's the difference between a biker and a "motorcycle owner"? If it's raining, the biker gets wet.
Sure enough, I did get wet. Drenched is more like it. Not one inch of my body was dry.
I was not amused. And I'm still really drunk. I apologize for anything crappy I may have said today on here. Really, I'm sprry.
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hahaha huckster, Ill try to get a pic up of the beast up here.
whats even funnier than a guy who takes care of his beard is a guy who doesnt lol. dirty, fuzzy and full of split ends Im talking man sized beards though, couple inches of stubble doesnt count.
wllmc's walk like a man beard oil
15 mls jojoba oil
5 mls grape seed oil
5 mls castor oil
5 mls sweet almond oil
5-10 drops ceder wood essential oil
5-10 drops pine wood essential oil
10-15 drops eucalyptus essential oil
shake, apply, and be bad ass
whats even funnier than a guy who takes care of his beard is a guy who doesnt lol. dirty, fuzzy and full of split ends
Im talking man sized beards though, couple inches of stubble doesnt count. wllmc's walk like a man beard oil
15 mls jojoba oil
5 mls grape seed oil
5 mls castor oil
5 mls sweet almond oil
5-10 drops ceder wood essential oil
5-10 drops pine wood essential oil
10-15 drops eucalyptus essential oil
shake, apply, and be bad ass
All those oils and not one of them being motor oil?hahaha huckster, Ill try to get a pic up of the beast up here.
whats even funnier than a guy who takes care of his beard is a guy who doesnt lol. dirty, fuzzy and full of split ends
wllmc's walk like a man beard oil
15 mls jojoba oil
5 mls grape seed oil
5 mls castor oil
5 mls sweet almond oil
5-10 drops ceder wood essential oil
5-10 drops pine wood essential oil
10-15 drops eucalyptus essential oil
shake, apply, and be bad ass
Should we revoke your man card?
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He didn't mention it...All those oils and not one of them being motor oil?
Should we revoke your man card?
But, he may also drink his beer thru a straw too!!!
Don't wanna dry out the beard with ucky beer.
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LOL!! I never would've guessed if you hadn't told us. You were just very responsiveOh lord my head hurts... Remind me not to post inebriated, please, somebody! Sorry.
And, hey. You got a good lesson in Beards 101 out of it.
Pics or it didn't happen!
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beer ? whiskey and ice is just fine
What have I gotten you into? I'm sorry Pal. Y'all be nice to him. He's an excellent juice maker!!
Giving my wife this recipe - she's as into herbs and oils as I am into e-liquid...maybe if I give her a project of her own she'll let me finally finish the facial hair experiment. "Happy wife happy life" theory means I'm stuck with about a finger-length goatee and sideburns following the jawline, she's not down with the moustache and I can't imagine anyone ever pulling off hairy cheeks with a bald upper lip...hahaha huckster, Ill try to get a pic up of the beast up here.
whats even funnier than a guy who takes care of his beard is a guy who doesnt lol. dirty, fuzzy and full of split ends
wllmc's walk like a man beard oil
15 mls jojoba oil
5 mls grape seed oil
5 mls castor oil
5 mls sweet almond oil
5-10 drops ceder wood essential oil
5-10 drops pine wood essential oil
10-15 drops eucalyptus essential oil
shake, apply, and be bad ass
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lol if I cut mine the wife would cut me.
Diggin the tshirt sir!
I wish I was that cool....
Some take it to more extreme levels than others. I use a beard butter daily. Which is just natural oils and waxes to moisturize and keep the bushiness under control.. And use a good quality comb as to not rip it. That is it. About 2 minutes of my time. No different caring for it than long hair. Gotta take care of it or it will look like shit.
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Only for you guys and gals...I NEVER take my picture
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