Dang, that is SO true!
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Dang, that is SO true!
Me
Wth happen to you
Patient
I got stab 5 times in my lungs
Me
Where
Patient
Anaheim
Me
What time
Patient
2am
Me
The fuck you doing outside, you have 2 small kids and SHIT and a wife waiting for you
Patient
I was just HANGING
ME
stop hanging outside
And start hanging inside with ur family
You lucky ur alive
FUCKING DUMBASS (in my mind?
Patient
I know I know
I found Jesus
Me
In my mind
SHUT THE FUCK UP ADDICT!!
good for you, start reading the bible while ur at it!
VAPE ON
Wth happen to you
Patient
I got stab 5 times in my lungs
Me
Where
Patient
Anaheim
Me
What time
Patient
2am
Me
The fuck you doing outside, you have 2 small kids and SHIT and a wife waiting for you
Patient
I was just HANGING
ME
stop hanging outside
And start hanging inside with ur family
You lucky ur alive
FUCKING DUMBASS (in my mind?
Patient
I know I know
I found Jesus
Me
In my mind
SHUT THE FUCK UP ADDICT!!
good for you, start reading the bible while ur at it!
VAPE ON
he found jesus.Me
Wth happen to you
Patient
I got stab 5 times in my lungs
Me
Where
Patient
Anaheim
Me
What time
Patient
2am
Me
The fuck you doing outside, you have 2 small kids and SHIT and a wife waiting for you
Patient
I was just HANGING
ME
stop hanging outside
And start hanging inside with ur family
You lucky ur alive
FUCKING DUMBASS (in my mind?
Patient
I know I know
I found Jesus
Me
In my mind
SHUT THE FUCK UP ADDICT!!
good for you, start reading the bible while ur at it!
VAPE ON
who you think shanked him?
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So a very high $$ network consultant was brought in to update my companies Network, Servers, and Routers this weekend. I get a call at 3:20am on Saturday Morning from the automated disaster recovery notification center. I get up, slam a couple cups of espresso and go into work. The fucking moron took the network and servers down hard. I mean CRASHED the freaking data center. The 2 night operations techs were running about trying to turn off the systems alarms and starting the disaster recovery protocols. I was beyond pissed off. This is really serious shit since payroll needed to be run Sunday afternoon for next Friday's payday. The crash took down the phone system. My mobile was ringing non-stop from 4 am.
I called my team in and we had to figure out how to get the entire network, servers, and routers up and running. The CEO even came in at 4:40am due to the automated disaster recovery call he got. It took us 38 Hours of non-stop network and server recovery to get the data center back up and running. The fucking highly recommended asshole that crashed the network and data center jetted out at 6:45am. I mean he booked a flight and was gone.
I was supposed to be fishing this weekend. That asshole ain't gonna get a fucking dime if I can help it. Infact, he and his company are going to get their tits sued off. That was a direct quote from the big boss.
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Fuck you for making me laugh so hard.
Damned near hyperventilated.
That is hilarious, thanks Hank I needed a good laugh
I was wondering if Hank might share some Pepsi with me? Its so hard to find Wild Cherry Pepsi down here in BumFuck Alabama.... And Hell I have to go across the border to Georgia to even get the one Coke product I like Pibb Xtra.... 
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I'd share, but it'd cost ya!I was wondering if Hank might share some Pepsi with me? Its so hard to find Wild Cherry Pepsi down here in BumFuck Alabama.... And Hell I have to go across the border to Georgia to even get the one Coke product I like Pibb Xtra....
I went to the Von Trapp Family Lodge today and geeked out completely. And I'm not sorry!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
My fucking rant for today:
I'm a guitarist in a local band. It is usually pretty fun and a decent outlet for creativity /mild aggression /whatever. I don't make much money at all doing it, and some venues are just plain shit.
Yesterday, we were playing a private party. We had originally set our price based on a P.A. system being provided. Fuckers changed that at the last fucking minute. So we called in a favor from a friend who does sound for our larger gigs. We should have cancelled at that point, as the fucking hillbilly bastards refused to pay extra for the service. We worked things out that the sound guy would get cut in equal share for the show. The guy is a champ. I maxe sure to be there to help him with checking equipment, load out, set up, and the works.
The day started at 11:30 AM. Equipment load. Then drive to the party venue. Took until 6:00 to setup the PA, instrument amps, microphones, tune and adjust instruments, etc.
Show starts at 6:30 and goes for 4 hours with a couple of 15 minute breaks involved to hydrate, rest voices, change batteries in wireless transmitters. We play ourselves to pieces to entertain these guys, and make room for a lot of audience participation.
Once we were done, we had encore calls. Okay, that was pretty cool, but they were expecting another hour or two of material. Fuck that noise. You want that much more music, we need money up front. Didn't happen, so we started the final load out. They were kinda bitchy the whole time we were loading our gear, which took another two hours. Kinda quick, considering it was around 6 hours to set up. But we want things loaded in the trailers correctly, so they don't get damaged in transit.
I got home at around 3AM. All of this for a grand total of $300. Plus 30 in tips. Split 5 ways. So I came home with a whopping $66 for a 14+ hour day. Glad I'm not i this for the money.
I'm a guitarist in a local band. It is usually pretty fun and a decent outlet for creativity /mild aggression /whatever. I don't make much money at all doing it, and some venues are just plain shit.
Yesterday, we were playing a private party. We had originally set our price based on a P.A. system being provided. Fuckers changed that at the last fucking minute. So we called in a favor from a friend who does sound for our larger gigs. We should have cancelled at that point, as the fucking hillbilly bastards refused to pay extra for the service. We worked things out that the sound guy would get cut in equal share for the show. The guy is a champ. I maxe sure to be there to help him with checking equipment, load out, set up, and the works.
The day started at 11:30 AM. Equipment load. Then drive to the party venue. Took until 6:00 to setup the PA, instrument amps, microphones, tune and adjust instruments, etc.
Show starts at 6:30 and goes for 4 hours with a couple of 15 minute breaks involved to hydrate, rest voices, change batteries in wireless transmitters. We play ourselves to pieces to entertain these guys, and make room for a lot of audience participation.
Once we were done, we had encore calls. Okay, that was pretty cool, but they were expecting another hour or two of material. Fuck that noise. You want that much more music, we need money up front. Didn't happen, so we started the final load out. They were kinda bitchy the whole time we were loading our gear, which took another two hours. Kinda quick, considering it was around 6 hours to set up. But we want things loaded in the trailers correctly, so they don't get damaged in transit.
I got home at around 3AM. All of this for a grand total of $300. Plus 30 in tips. Split 5 ways. So I came home with a whopping $66 for a 14+ hour day. Glad I'm not i this for the money.
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Feeling ya! I went to a charity ride a few weeks ago. The end of the ride was the Harley dealership it started at. Some azz clowns had the band set up on the OPPOSITE kattycorner of the huge parking lot than where the beer tent was. Like it was just background muzak. Could hardly even HEAR the band over the din in the tent, and so there was no applause or whistling for them.
I like music more than beer. I went and grabbed a bench, and dragged it RIGHT UP to the side of the band, and sat there listening and offering my applause and encouragement for the whole 3 hours they played. I had no doubt their interests were more in entertaining the crowd, than financial. I let the dealership know too, that I thought it was a shitty way to treat a very good band.
FTW! Put my 4 hours in and made my moooolah. I don't love minimum priced jobs, but it still beats a day job, when I make the money I want to make.
Fuck people who don't keep their houses clean. After 10 plus years, you finally realize your glass looks like total SHIT, don't whine to me about prices when I have to clean 10 YEARS of shit off your god damn glass. Clean it yourself, or cut the fucking check. Your either going to pay my value for my time and effort, or you can do it yourself and enjoy the total mess you make.
P.S. Fuck you and your Jacuzzi and the fucking mess you made all OVER your fucking sliding glass doors. That chlorine is a cock sucker to clean off glass. I can only imagine the piss poor shape the backing of your carpet is in, considering the amount of that shit splashed all over the glass doors.
Fuck people who don't keep their houses clean. After 10 plus years, you finally realize your glass looks like total SHIT, don't whine to me about prices when I have to clean 10 YEARS of shit off your god damn glass. Clean it yourself, or cut the fucking check. Your either going to pay my value for my time and effort, or you can do it yourself and enjoy the total mess you make.
P.S. Fuck you and your Jacuzzi and the fucking mess you made all OVER your fucking sliding glass doors. That chlorine is a cock sucker to clean off glass. I can only imagine the piss poor shape the backing of your carpet is in, considering the amount of that shit splashed all over the glass doors.
Summer is here..
And for those with pooches, take a minute or 5 and remember they can get overheated quick. Clipping them on hot concrete or bricks in front of a store is a grand way to harm your pal, or someone taking them to be treated a damned sight better than you are treating them.
If there is any doubt rest your bare arm on the concrete, if it is too fucking hot for you then it is too fucking hot for your dogs ass.
And for those with pooches, take a minute or 5 and remember they can get overheated quick. Clipping them on hot concrete or bricks in front of a store is a grand way to harm your pal, or someone taking them to be treated a damned sight better than you are treating them.
If there is any doubt rest your bare arm on the concrete, if it is too fucking hot for you then it is too fucking hot for your dogs ass.
This is why we don't even go for walks in the daytime. She loves the yard to romp in, no doubt about that.
Almost liberated a caviler mix today that was short clipped to a bike rack on red brick that had been in direct sun since it came up. Was 85 at the time... to the dog was whining not sure if discomfort whine or lonely whine.
Owner should be expecting a humane society follow up.
Beta male, his bimbo was face glued to her Iphone and they were shopping at REI.
You do the math on who had more balls to lip off to me, and who was walking the dog.
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Along those lines.. for those that don't know..
Evaporative cooling can do wonders for both our dogs and us! Normally, I'd give a link, but there are a ton of excellent ones available. Searching for evaporative dog collar will get ya there.
They sell fabric collars with an absorbant gel on the inside. Stays wet for hours, and can work wonders for hiking, etc. in hot weather.
My dogs don't even pant in 90+ degrees when wearing one (really). Used to use them extensively so we could remain active in hot weather.
Something like a bandana, or even an old t-shirt can work too, but it'll go dry MUCH quicker.
Don;t help the ass much when they do not have enough room to stand up and being forced on the brick when it is that hot.
I have one of those for each of my dogs, They work amazing
I doubt that anyone that would do that would even bother with such a thing! It was a suggestion for the, uh.. non-idiots.
But, those collars enabled me to keep on hiking, biking, etc. with my own dogs regardless of heat (back when I could do that stuff). Pretty wonderful for the summer months! Without them, it was just too hot to go backpacking for several weeks out of the year (used to be our main thing). I used one for myself too
Of course, all common sense still applies (no blacktop surfaces, carry water, etc.)
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And things like that are why I carry hand sanitizers.
They really do.
Ill still stick them on the dogs around the house.
Of course, they have to leave them alone. I'm not sure my younger dog (aka "Dumbass McGee") would be capable of figuring that one out.. helps that we live in the mountains now.
I wet my hands down and pet the cat.
Helps with the hair after I brush him out, but I will get him wet and he goes all monorail kitteh in front of a fan.
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My cat goes outside, but lately, she goes out for about 5 mins, then comes to the sliding glass door to come in, and then sorta oozes in the door and sprawls out on the cool tile floor.
She knows her mommy is rarely out of sight of those glass doors, it's right in front of my desk. Or even the whole kitchen, if I'm cooking or doing dishes.Back when she was strictly an outdoor kitty, I'd sometimes see her pant like a dog, in very hot weather. I had no idea cats did that. but I'm glad she';s now half housecat, so she can come in and enjoy the AC.
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They don;t unless they are in distress.My cat goes outside, but lately, she goes out for about 5 mins, then comes to the sliding glass door to come in, and then sorta oozes in the door and sprawls out on the cool tile floor.
Back when she was strictly an outdoor kitty, I'd sometimes see her pant like a dog, in very hot weather. I had no idea cats did that. but I'm glad she';s now half housecat, so she can come in and enjoy the AC.
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I guess she was, it was pretty damn hot at the times I saw her do that. But now she's got a 75 degree home to come into, and the front bathroom sink is always filled with fresh water for her. She thinks it's her waterhole.
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We went through that last summer, I feel for ya....
PatientS WIFE from the HOOD
WHERE YOU FROM
ME
BORN N RAISE INTHE PHILIPPINES
WHY?
Hood wife
YOU have an accent
Me
Yup
Hood wife
I thought you from Brazil or some shit
You one of those light skin nig##zz
Me in my mind
you ugly bitch!!!!
Not all black people talk ghetto..
You ugly no teeth bitch...
Patient to hood wife
He's a BROTHER can't you see!!
Hood wife
I see him, I see him!!!
Hood wife to me
You married?
How old are you
Me in my mind
The fuck you asking me all that personal info for UGLY NO TEETH BITCH...
VAPE ON
WHERE YOU FROM
ME
BORN N RAISE INTHE PHILIPPINES
WHY?
Hood wife
YOU have an accent
Me
Yup
Hood wife
I thought you from Brazil or some shit
You one of those light skin nig##zz
Me in my mind
you ugly bitch!!!!
Not all black people talk ghetto..
You ugly no teeth bitch...
Patient to hood wife
He's a BROTHER can't you see!!
Hood wife
I see him, I see him!!!
Hood wife to me
You married?
How old are you
Me in my mind
The fuck you asking me all that personal info for UGLY NO TEETH BITCH...
VAPE ON
Ej, your conversations 
The EJ said:PatientS WIFE from the HOOD
WHERE YOU FROM
ME
BORN N RAISE INTHE PHILIPPINES
WHY?
Hood wife
YOU have an accent
Me
Yup
Hood wife
I thought you from Brazil or some shit
You one of those light skin nig##zz
Me in my mind
you ugly bitch!!!!
Not all black people talk ghetto..
You ugly no teeth bitch...
Patient to hood wife
He's a BROTHER can't you see!!
Hood wife
I see him, I see him!!!
Hood wife to me
You married?
How old are you
Me in my mind
The fuck you asking me all that personal info for UGLY NO TEETH BITCH...
VAPE ON
"Yo hot mama! Youz wants to come back ta muh cribz? I got a fiddy! Shows me what you can do's wid out yo teef!"
Jeez ej. I commend you for not clockin' the bitch.
