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Shark Vape said:
SHE WAS CUTE, DAMMIT!!
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I know which one you're talking about. She might hold the record for the largest wall of text ever in a VU post. 1,350+ words without a hard return.

That really was her, btw. Not comfortable airing her dirty laundry though. There are rules to this side of things.
 
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ej1024

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Newbie:
How can I perfect my O's???
WTF!!!!!
Newbie:
How can I have massive clouds? My friend let me borrow is VAPE , and it's blowing more cloudzzz than mine ? Please help..
Lolzzzz


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snake94115

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Fucking idjits who think it's somehow funny to wreck 1 mod then almost wreck another in less than a friggin week and try to reuse batteries that vented,regardless of the fact that they were told to toss the batteries.
Fucking silly stupid special friggin snowflakes that are completely gawd-damn clueless and shouldn't be allowed anywhere near anything more friggin advanced than an ego pen.
Alright I feel better now.
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Shark Vape said:
SHE WAS CUTE, DAMMIT!! :)
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Well, the pictures "she" posted were of a cute girl ;)

Have a friend... almost like family, since his family kind of "adopted" my wife and I, who, on a family outing was showing me pictures of a hot, young Asian girl, young enough to be his daughter, at least, allegedly in Africa, somewhere, who wanted to come to the U.S. and marry him. All he had to do was send "her" money for an exit visa or some such nonsense. I warned him "Don't do it! You're being scammed." Sure enough: Eventually he somehow uncovered the truth. "She" was a he and was, in fact, attempting to scam him. He did get some really good pictures out of the deal, though. (The nature of which, even had the whole thing not screamed *SCAM*, in the first place, would've been a certain tip off.)

You're never going to hear the end of that one, @Shark Vape
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Shark Vape said:
Nooo... I'm taklin' about the cute one dressed in the pink tutu, looked like a Disney character... Maddie I think.

This one above didn't even get time to ask for stuff before she got shooed away.
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Ouch.
I was gonna send her a box of mods and an Amex card too. :(
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In that case this is my real pic and I just lost all my stuff...


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LostHasher said:
why the hell would anyone want to get enraged at minor shit that's bullshit and you have no godamn idea what you're talking about and who the hell are you and who is the artie dickhead and what's up with you and giving your shit away to all these alleged females with cute avatars and what's up with all these fucking emoticons and memes and video links and if I see one more random basardo video of him holding a wooden penis i think i might poop myself and vomit on the mess and who honestly cares about

woah, that baby is wearing some sweet duds

and fuck everybody who says i need to vape organic cotton now i'm going to take regular cotton and shove it in my fat-ass mouth and chew it like cud and swallow all those nasty leeched chemicals that are also in organic cotton by the way and no i don't have a crappy battery and no i don't want to suck your balls and and yes my landlord really is that much of a turd and yes i'm shitty at building coils and i really could give less of a shit if your favorite flavor of juice is subpar and let me sneak in the fact that the tutu girl you gave that shit to is actually a real female just a self centered navel gazer and yes i'm going to keep ordering from fastfuckingtech and who gives a shit if it takes three weeks i just got a coil jig for a couple bucks and fuckity fuck everyone who dislikes china they're people too and why would

hey, i found a penny

and yes there's a thing called politics but it's all theater it's like debating whether the death star actually exists and wow religion and guns new topic please and i might need to shower but i still smell better than you and at least I exercised today and i hate birthdays and christmas and federal holidays and if i met your family i'd hate them too and now my sentences are finally becoming longer than the ones you type on those horrific smart phone apps and yeah lets talk about ecf for a moment because godwin's law says arguments are over as soon as hitler's mentioned but ecf is like hitler so theres no chance for debate on that and wow i'm glad you spent five hours making a single coil and this thing about

I totally have 500 feet of wire and an ohm meter on the way

and no i'm not a hypocrite you just have no clue and i'm the only smart one here and oh look you joined a day after i did you must be an asshole and look postcount and the only reason i don't gush about my perfection is i'm awesome and don't feel the need to beat it into the ground and it should be obvious that i'm near amazing and typos only count of i'm not the one typing them and oops i mentioned hitler debate over


You Mean Like That?
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Your last name wouldn't happen to be Griswold would it?


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Artemis said:
Yeah, I'm a dick head now? I guess I can grow some balls.
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Well, no. I don't think you can, and NO you're not a dick head. You're one of the best peeps around!!

Shark Vape said:
I really like the way Huck so helpfully pointed out that she did copy the original post
So it is still available in all it's original glory.
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I know, right?! It's one of the best posts!! I think it's hilarious what he replaced it with, but it's still a pretty effin' funny post!! I LMAO reading it. Except for the part about Artemis being a dick head. She's not a dick head.
 
Lost

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Shark Vape said:
Apparently he isn't aware that you are a lady... who can kick his ass.
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I kept staring at that sentence with "Artie" in it and convinced myself it was a movie quote.

Artemis said:
Yeah, I'm a dick head now? I guess I can grow some balls.
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Did not know your handle had its own nickname. If he had called you Tatiana or Sarah or Beth or Katja or Alison or Helena or Cosmina, I might have made the connection. Or even Dyad for that matter.

Shark Vape said:
I really like the way Huck so helpfully pointed out that she did copy the original post
So it is still available in all it's original glory.
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Even after crowbarring irony into it, and adding a slight bit of self deprecation, I would still have to call the whole practice a failure. Just not into joking like that. It did give me an enhanced appreciation for the sudden lack of trolling around here. [Overall takeaway: Acting like an asshole is exhausting.]
 
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26650's are huge


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Length or girth?
 
snake94115

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Shark Vape said:
Nooo... I'm taklin' about the cute one dressed in the pink tutu, looked like a Disney character... Maddie I think.

This one above didn't even get time to ask for stuff before she got shooed away.
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Ouch.
I was gonna send her a box of mods and an Amex card too. :(
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You mean this chick?
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ej1024

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Good morning VAPERS
Fuck i just purchased another mod!!!
This year I'm HOARDING AGAIN!! It's so cheap for ME!!!
Fuck on and



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ej1024 said:
Good morning VAPERS
Fuck i just purchased another mod!!!
This year I'm HOARDING AGAIN!! It's so cheap for ME!!!
Fuck on and



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What's the new toy?


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snake94115

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Shark Vape said:
College actually... Besides, some here were being total dicks to her. (I hope we've explored that topic sufficiently.)
I was lookin' to help her out, not exchange bodily fluids.

And Angie is welcome to be a foot maiden in the sultry one's retinue. :)
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Hey @Shark Vape something to keep in mind when dealing with the honeys you meet online is that they will not always look anything like their Avatar sometimes that cute girl actually IRL looks completely different.
 

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VAPE shops employees that don't know what the fuck they doing..... This dude was like
Check out my CLAPTONS!!! stfu!!
Good morning..


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snake94115

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Loud mouth lunatics who are completely fucking clueless about when to stop hitting the damn Caps Lock button...Different Forum but it needed saying...Back to being Zen.
I really like this thread.
It's where I vent before going back to being Mr. NotSoNiceGuy.
 
burley

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ej1024 said:
I'm loving this screen - The RX200 screen looks anemic compare to this..


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Is that the Fuchai 200W? Either way, what mod is that? I like that screen, a lot, and screens are a pretty big determining factor in buying new pieces. I was close already, your post of the screen might push me over the edge.
 
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burley said:
Is that the Fuchai 200W? Either way, what mod is that? I like that screen, a lot, and screens are a pretty big determining factor in buying new pieces. I was close already, your post of the screen might push me over the edge.
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FUCHAI BRO very nice quality mod, if I don't mind tinkering go with this...


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That does it, in the cart it goes. Happy Early Birthday to Me.

edit: Thank you kindly.
 
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