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Worse. I wrote a Haiku about it just for you.
Warm landfill, humid summer.
Blowing wind.
Sour fish soup.
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When I bought my new house, I had to get a new washer and dryer. So I bought both off a guy on facebook marketplace.
Turns out, the dryer leaks gas and its $325 to replace the bad valve.
I can't afford that or another dryer. So i'll be running down to the basement to turn the gas on and off whenever I need to dry clothes.
In other news, my step son is still an asshole.
Turns out, the dryer leaks gas and its $325 to replace the bad valve.
I can't afford that or another dryer. So i'll be running down to the basement to turn the gas on and off whenever I need to dry clothes.
In other news, my step son is still an asshole.
Hahaha
Mah stepson is 14 now, it’s amazing how teenagers think and shit that they don’t realized we were teenagers too, I mean he’ll try to say and do shit that he thinks I don’t already know what he’s trying to do, LOL...he’s not a baby one day then the next day he’ll be like I don’t feel good with a baby tone... lol my wife always falls for it I DONT, not because he ain’t my blood it’s because I know what the fuck he’s doing and I know he knows it too, and that’s why he’s afraid of what I have to say.... with that being said, I told him to clean his room last week
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Seems we go through a lot of the same things lol.Hahaha
Mah stepson is 14 now, it’s amazing how teenagers think and shit that they don’t realized we were teenagers too, I mean he’ll try to say and do shit that he thinks I don’t already know what he’s trying to do, LOL...he’s not a baby one day then the next day he’ll be like I don’t feel good with a baby tone... lol my wife always falls for it I DONT, not because he ain’t my blood it’s because I know what the fuck he’s doing and I know he knows it too, and that’s why he’s afraid of what I have to say.... with that being said, I told him to clean his room last week
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My step son got a lunch detention at school so we told him he couldn't play fortnite. He threw a giant ass fit and said he had no reason to live if he couldn't play his game.
Haha haha haha haha
Since my SS plays jv basketball, he knows if he does stupid shits he’ll get cut from the Team, so he’s good in school! He’s getting to that age that he just wants to hang out with his friends and shit, last year he wouldn’t even get out of his room lol! Now he makes plans around my schedule, for example last night on our way home, he asked me if I’m off today, I said yes, then this morning, he said , SINCE YOU’RE OFF TODAY, I WOULD LIKE TO WATCH A FOOTBALL GAME WITH MY FRIENDS, which I already expected ....you can just pick me up at Erick house! WTF!
Sometimes I want to beat his ass, but he has more positive than negative so I practice patience patiently
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Turd on the wall, turd on the wall, turd on the wall, ...
Not a fucking clue why that's going through my mind. So, i said it here. *grins*
Not a fucking clue why that's going through my mind. So, i said it here. *grins*
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Need to re-up the meds?
Kid woke up this am TOOK a shower, ran 8 miles after school, took him home, I said clean your room, he said later I’m still recovering from the run, I said ok, I cleaned the house, kid said, what TIMe are we going to the football game, I said we leave at 6:30pm, he said ok, we got in the car, I asked him, DID YOU TAKE A SHOWER?!, he said NO
I SAID YOU ARE DISGUSTING, he said I know, I’m young!
I just kept my mouth shut!
We were all disgusting at some point in our lives!
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I SAID YOU ARE DISGUSTING, he said I know, I’m young!
I just kept my mouth shut!
We were all disgusting at some point in our lives!
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Kid woke up this am TOOK a shower, ran 8 miles after school, took him home, I said clean your room, he said later I’m still recovering from the run, I said ok, I cleaned the house, kid said, what TIMe are we going to the football game, I said we leave at 6:30pm, he said ok, we got in the car, I asked him, DID YOU TAKE A SHOWER?!, he said NO
I SAID YOU ARE DISGUSTING, he said I know, I’m young!
I just kept my mouth shut!
We were all disgusting at some point in our lives!
IM PESCATARIAN!
Not me, not as a kid. I was home the whole yesterday and didn’t sleep the other night but took a shower somewhere around 8pm
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Did you floss and swallowed? I hope not?
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I brushed my teeth in the morning of course
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I brushed my teeth in the morning of course
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Lol
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Know you're joking but that honestly might be, and no I'm not offended
by that suggestion. In fact I see it as being helpful despite an
internal debate over medication/s recently. I'm having a bit of trouble
finding something to desire, or care about in order to get moving.
I like to write, or did. Currently, keep coming up with story ideas
that fail the "so what?", test. If a writer cannot invest themselves
emotionally, get over the "so what" about a story then readers will not
either. Medications and talk therapy don't help to attain that.
So, I'm kind of in a limbo without any desire. I know it's usually
someone seeking such a glorious state, here's me coming at it backwards.
Coming from either direction bites toe jam.
Yep, sure definitively need to up the medication. At least then I'd be
drugged out to care that I don't care. That'll work.
Not caring in this sense doesn't mean I don't care about my wife,
housework and just living day to day. I do care about all of this, still
love my wife, still keep up on housework. I'm having trouble otherwise
though and it's rough.
Dude
LIFT SOME WEIGHTS...... that would release a lot of toxins that are causing you to be UNMOTIVATED! Let’s go
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I would reckon more folks around can relate to your situation than not dude. Idle hands and all that. Usually when I start getting into a drift and start thinking about drinking, I take on a new hobby/obsession and then run it into the ground.
Well, I've been exercising. I do yoga, do walking in place or "marking time", I go up and down a flight of stairs for a while. I don't have access to weights unless I use canned goods or the like and we don't get institutional sized cans of stuff. there's only so much exercise you can do too without it becoming, "yeah, um .. okay done with that."
Yep on the idle hands. I get started at trying different computer programming langauges. Then, I figure there's no need to me getting into that. I don't have "problems" I need to solve using computing, don't work at anything such as would either. Been out of "work" long enough I figure that's a detriment to hiring consideration. I dunno, I'll figure something out.
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That's a tough one. Feel for you in that regard. I understand the power of being busy.
Rumors said that DOGE/FCA will stop production of the 5.7 hemi engine by the end of this this year and that iconic engine will be replace by the 6.4 hemi..... based on what I saw on the 2019 charger, I think we will see a bunch of 392/6.4 engines for rental purposes..... I mean, who wants to drive a freaking big car with a v6 engine come on now!!
The more I shop around for cars, the more I don’t wanna buy anymore lol! I went from the raptor truck to a Dodge Challenger to a the Durango to the 2016 navigator to Yukon Denali to 2016 expedition back to the Durango now I’m looking at a 2015 Escalade.... crazy...
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The more I shop around for cars, the more I don’t wanna buy anymore lol! I went from the raptor truck to a Dodge Challenger to a the Durango to the 2016 navigator to Yukon Denali to 2016 expedition back to the Durango now I’m looking at a 2015 Escalade.... crazy...
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Please don't take the wrong way, just speaking from my own experience, and that is that creativity happens for me when "I" get out of the way. It's like meditation - the harder you TRY, the more it just doesn't happen. So maybe you're just trying too hard.
Ever done stream-of-consciousness writing? Get in a quiet place, close your eyes, and just start typing. You can be surprised by what comes from that; even though it may start out turbulent, often it will end up being something worth pursuing.
That has been my thought as well. "I'm forcing it." Can understand letting it come in its due time. At the same time it is frustrating being in the waiting room. *grins* Leaves me with lots of doubt, and of course I'm sure you understand hearing the internal editor and their staff of nasty interns calling you anything but a decent human.
Hm. Thank you for the reminder. Easy to forget compassion for self is included.
Why do fucking people do this all the time?!
I was driving on the the side street with a 35mph speed limit, dude in front of me was doing 30-35mph, ok that’s cool but he’s causing me to slow down and the cars behind me and on my right side, so I attempted to go to the right then mother fucker on my right won’t let me in,so basically the car in-front of me and the car to my right are stopping me from making my move, FUCK! After a few attempts I decided to just go along with it at the same time I was annoyed!
So we’re about to hit a major intersection and I was telling my self, we gonna get the red light, 50 feet away yellow light turned on, took my foot off the gas pedal and I was ready for the red light, red light turned on I stopped, guess what those 2 fuckers in front of me and on my right did?!
BEAT THE FUCKING RED LIGHT!!!!!!
UNBELIEVABLE! Stupid!
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I was driving on the the side street with a 35mph speed limit, dude in front of me was doing 30-35mph, ok that’s cool but he’s causing me to slow down and the cars behind me and on my right side, so I attempted to go to the right then mother fucker on my right won’t let me in,so basically the car in-front of me and the car to my right are stopping me from making my move, FUCK! After a few attempts I decided to just go along with it at the same time I was annoyed!
So we’re about to hit a major intersection and I was telling my self, we gonna get the red light, 50 feet away yellow light turned on, took my foot off the gas pedal and I was ready for the red light, red light turned on I stopped, guess what those 2 fuckers in front of me and on my right did?!
BEAT THE FUCKING RED LIGHT!!!!!!
UNBELIEVABLE! Stupid!
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Coffee,dogs and leggings. Only because my wife is astonishing in leggings
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and a good book. Hot chocolate if it's a cold night.You have to put apple cider on the list.
Chocolate, books, and dogs.
My balls itch.
So do my twin boys. Must be growing pubes for the first time. Lmao
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Is there a 2nd time? If so, I'm waaaaayyy overdue.
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The second time is when you get your first prescription for viagra.
It’s a proud moment.
Convo at work, during break.
Dude going on and on about his American Spirits, and how they cost $7+ a pack...
Chickie next to me: If mine ever go that high, I'll just have her make me some liquid.
American Spirit Dude: You make that stuff? What's in it?
Me: Liquid nicotine, vegetable glycerin, propylene glycol and flavorings.
Dude: No thanks, I think I'll just stick to my American Spirits.
Dude STILL goes on and on about his American Spirits.
Dude going on and on about his American Spirits, and how they cost $7+ a pack...
Chickie next to me: If mine ever go that high, I'll just have her make me some liquid.
American Spirit Dude: You make that stuff? What's in it?
Me: Liquid nicotine, vegetable glycerin, propylene glycol and flavorings.
Dude: No thanks, I think I'll just stick to my American Spirits.
Dude STILL goes on and on about his American Spirits.
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That’s because he’s a spiritual ‘murican.Convo at work, during break.
Dude going on and on about his American Spirits, and how they cost $7+ a pack...
Chickie next to me: If mine ever go that high, I'll just have her make me some liquid.
American Spirit Dude: You make that stuff? What's in it?
Me: Liquid nicotine, vegetable glycerin, propylene glycol and flavorings.
Dude: No thanks, I think I'll just stick to my American Spirits.
So wrote a rocking ass song at practice. Not sure when the liquor took hold and made shit slow down. But went from a rock song to a love song. Like wtf. All night was "oh man the drums are awesome". About midnight it went to this.
Like fuck my musical creativity and just play what they want.
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Like fuck my musical creativity and just play what they want.
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Convo at work, during break.
Dude going on and on about his American Spirits, and how they cost $7+ a pack...
Chickie next to me: If mine ever go that high, I'll just have her make me some liquid.
American Spirit Dude: You make that stuff? What's in it?
Me: Liquid nicotine, vegetable glycerin, propylene glycol and flavorings.
Dude: No thanks, I think I'll just stick to my American Spirits.
HES AN IDIOT
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Dogs, cheese, Netflix. My dog and I both like cheese and with Netflix we’ll have something to do.
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