seinfeld quotes

[dubya314]

I thought it might be kinda fun to share some favorite seinfeld quotes. I can't be the only addict out there??
I'll start with one of my many fav'
Kramer: you shouldn't brush 24 hrs before going to the dentist.
Jerry: i think that's eat 24 hrs before having surgery.
Kramer: oh no, you gotta eat before surgery, you need your strength buddy

 

[pulsevape]

"People...they're the worst"
George: "Just remeber Jerry it's not a lie if you believe it's not"
George: "Elaine, bald men with no job, and no money,who live with their parents don't approach strange women"
Puddy" "I don't don't know too many monkeys that cant take apart a fuel injector"

 

[dubya314]

I'm just drivin around in john voits car


The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man tryin to send back soup at a deli

 

[pulsevape]

Kramer: That ain't dancing Sally...you stink.

 

[bondo]

Inb4 NO SOUP FOR YOU!

 

[dubya314]

Well is that a titlest?

 

[pulsevape]

ah, that's a shame.

 

[dubya314]

Couple of shots of hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose in no time. Hennigans, the no smell, no tell scotch

 

[Whiskey]

 

[pulsevape]

The tradition of festivus begins...with the airing of grievances...

 

[dubya314]

Have you seen the pole kugga?

 

[dubya314]

Lil kicks, lol

 

[blipt]

I was in the pool!

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[dubya314]

Mr Kramer, what was your score before the accident? 3 under par. Um 3 under par, that's pretty good, that about what the pro s shoot. If they're lucky

 

[Newtsche]

I'm out

 

[dubya314]

A George divided amungst itself cannot stand

 

[pulsevape]

No,...look away I'm hedious.

 

[dubya314]

Kramer, I'm going to have to fire you. But i don't even really work here. That's what makes this so difficult

 

[Newtsche]

It?
It.
Out?
Out.

 

[pulsevape]

dufus hipster

 

[dubya314]

Looks like the Denogginizer got ahold of this thread

 

[SnapDragon NY]

Lol- funny timing reviving this thread- we have been watching all the Seinfeld episodes on our new Roku the last few days.
Funny quotes I remember-
"they're real and they're spectacular"
"Can you spare a square"

 

[dubya314]

Lol- funny timing reviving this thread- we have been watching all the Seinfeld episodes on our new Roku the last few days.
Funny quotes I remember-
"they're real and they're spectacular"
"Can you spare a square"

Lol. My daughters are now into it, so I have been rewatching them as well. Been too long for me..