!! gesundheit !!
I dated a girl (with girl parts) that could and would pee standing up and i'd end up getting more piss drops on myself than she did.
I may have told you guys too much info again.
I've got a stick figure for you, Smokie. But he's in a mental institution. (Damn, I can't get animated pic to load! Grrrr. Just imagine him jumping up and down. I was wondering when I would be able to post this...but animated.
I keep hoping for a wardrobe malfunction.^^^ He looks sad. Let's see if we can cheer him up.
If your special female friend uses her hand to suck your dick you might have a problem.
That's just nasty