A lumberjack-off maybe?
I wish I could

Replace "PHONE" with "VAPE" and you might have something there.
Men who really want obedience need a dog, not a wife.
Andria



Hard to find a dog that can make dinner and wash dishes..
Sent from the Twilight Zone!
He who requires obedience from women is doomed to be alone forever, to make his own damn sammiches. Wash his own damn dishes. And play with his own damn junk.
Andria





Con
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Science
I resemble that remark.Don't confuse 'em. You know most folks have no idea that "conscience" and "conscious" mean different things, or what those meanings are.
Andria

But confusing them is half the fun.Don't confuse 'em. You know most folks have no idea that "conscience" and "conscious" mean different things, or what those meanings are.
Andria
If you ever find yourself in the deep south and see (ROOF RABBIT) on a menu don't order it!