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[AndriaD]

I really wished I could give you 2 likes for this 1.
By the way the 1 at the bottom is especially true.

Except that whatever idiot made up that chart, used the wrong version of "you're" -- instead of "you're" as a contraction, which context reveals as the meaning, they used the possessive "your". They don't even sound the same! "You're" is more like "ewer" and "your" is completely "yore".

Half-literate people shouldn't try to instruct others in ANY language context.

Andria

 

[snake94115]

The proper spelling of "y'all" is "y'all". It's a contraction, like "Can't", which means the apostrophe goes where the letters are left out. You can always tell a yankee -- they can't spell y'all, and most of 'em don't know what it means, either -- it's definitely plural you, not singular -- no southerner EVER said "y'all" when speaking to just one person.

Andria

Gawd I just want to hug the stuffing outta you right now!

 

[snake94115]

Except that whatever idiot made up that chart, used the wrong version of "you're" -- instead of "you're" as a contraction, which context reveals as the meaning, they used the possessive "your". They don't even sound the same! "You're" is more like "ewer" and "your" is completely "yore".

Half-literate people shouldn't try to instruct others in ANY language context.

Andria

Actually I disagree with that.
It is used in the proper context.
Your Feelings = Correct
You're Feelings = Wrong
You're Felling = Correct

 

[tooner100]

The proper spelling of "y'all" is "y'all". It's a contraction, like "Can't", which means the apostrophe goes where the letters are left out. You can always tell a yankee -- they can't spell y'all, and most of 'em don't know what it means, either -- it's definitely plural you, not singular -- no southerner EVER said "y'all" when speaking to just one person.

Andria

Oh so many people never experienced certain things I for one have heard it many times mostly from elderly people especially down here in louisiana yall can mean one person or 23 you never knw till its too late

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[AndriaD]

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Except for Mother Nature's! Nothing but bullshit for 2 freaking weeks!!!

Andria

 

[snake94115]

Except for Mother Nature's! Nothing but bullshit for 2 freaking weeks!!!

Andria

Wait what?
I thought your aunt Flo passed...Color me confused.

 

[AndriaD]

Wait what?
I thought your aunt Flo passed...Color me confused.

I can understand your confusion, since you live in California, where the weather is pretty much the same all the time. Here, for the last 2-3 wks, it's been rain rain rain and more rain, interspersed with just enough minutes of sunshine to make the grass go completely apeshit... while remaining much too wet to mow. Can't let the cat out, which makes her depressed. Don't feel like going out, when it's coming down like a fucking monsoon, but groceries must be bought!

I wish that fucking volcano would STFU and settle the fuck down! All that ash in the upper atmosphere is making the weather INSANE.

Andria

 

[snake94115]

I can understand your confusion, since you live in California, where the weather is pretty much the same all the time. Here, for the last 2-3 wks, it's been rain rain rain and more rain, interspersed with just enough minutes of sunshine to make the grass go completely apeshit... while remaining much too wet to mow. Can't let the cat out, which makes her depressed. Don't feel like going out, when it's coming down like a fucking monsoon, but groceries must be bought!

I wish that fucking volcano would STFU and settle the fuck down! All that ash in the upper atmosphere is making the weather INSANE.

Andria

I only live for the sundowns.

 

[AndriaD]

I only live for the sundowns.

I like Mr Lightfoot a great deal... but my fave is still The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. That song has always given me chills all over. You can almost feel that cold cold lake, and despair.

Andria

 

[snake94115]

I like Mr Lightfoot a great deal... but my fave is still The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. That song has always given me chills all over. You can almost feel that cold cold lake, and despair.

Andria

Here you go

 

[snake94115]

On a different note.Here's 1 of the best put-downs in a movie ever.

And 1 of the best threats too.

 

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[gadget!]

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Lol

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[AndriaD]

Nice to know I'm a sweet ass.

Andria

 

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[Pastorfuzz]

This was in the news this morning.
Judge made her repaint it. Was causing too many accidents.View attachment 113304

 

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[snake94115]

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According to my wife and friends I'm apparently all the above.

 

[snake94115]

Nice to know I'm a sweet ass.

Andria

Some of us here have known that for quite sometime.

 

[snake94115]

This was in the news this morning.
Judge made her repaint it. Was causing too many accidents.View attachment 113304

Pic seems broken.

 

[AndriaD]

Pic seems broken.

It was a pic of the female crotch, so I guess the rules dictated its removal.

Andria

 

[AndriaD]

Some of us here have known that for quite sometime.

Andria

 

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[Pastorfuzz]

Pic seems broken.

It was an old news story about a woman who had her VW Beetle's hood painted with a mural of a Vagina.
She was ticketed and the judge ordered her to repaint it.
Yahoo put the story back up again showing the new paint job with a link to the old one, which I posted the photo
Since it was on yahoo, I thought it would be ok, but I was mistaken.
Sorry if it offended anyone.

 

[SteveS45]

It was an old news story about a woman who had her VW Beetle's hood painted

Is it the one with the 5ALPO52 license plate?

 

[Pastorfuzz]

Is it the one with the 5ALPO52 license plate?

Can't remember. It was California though

 

[SteveS45]

Instead of painting the car she probably could have used one of those Bras for cars or would you call it panties?

 

[SteveS45]

Was easy to find first hit in the Search Engine~!

 

[Pastorfuzz]

All I know is whoever painted it did a hell of a job.

 

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[Pastorfuzz]

Isn't that the Beaver?.
Too funny!

 

[SteveS45]

Leave it to Beaver

 

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[gadget!]

Save a Tree...
Eat a Beaver!

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