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My wife calls mine (Pedro)
If you get that reference consider yourself my friend...Cheers!
You do understand that post was a joke.I always found it wildly amusing that men name their penis... but I guess it makes sense, they wanna be a first-name basis with the guy that makes all their decisions.
Andria
Here's the reference.
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Wasn't it (Mark Twain) who said a gold mine was just a hole with a liar at the bottom of it?
And just like that I think I found my next girlfriend.
I was just at a circle K.... I was asked for money, offered to buy a 14k gold chain or his wife for $20.00 and saw someone injecting some h*roin and all as I was walking in.....
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Actually he owned 2 slaves & might have been a serial killer.As multiple bodies have been found on his property all of which date from his time there.
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The pages aren't thin enough to use as toilet paper.Otherwise good idea possibly.
I think you'll like this video below.EXACTLY what I was thinking, Rossum. THX!!!
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Heh. I do actually make dinner every night... except for the nights when we get Taco Hell or Subway or Dominos... but sometimes it's stuff nuked in the microwave; tonight it was homemade meatloaf, and everyone told me how great it was, because IT WAS. And I even make my husband's lunch every night, so he has something to eat everyday at work without us going broke or him having to eat a lot of high-fat garbage from fastfood places. But I bet you can guess what I'd say if my husband ever demanded that I fix him a sandwich: "MAKE IT YO DAMN SEF! THIS IS SEF-SERVE!"
He's smarter than that.
Even if he wanted a sandwich, and I dunno, maybe had a broken leg and couldn't get himself to the kitchen... he'd only ASK me to make him a sandwich. And when I said "POOF! You're a sandwich!" he'd laugh. Then he'd probably crawl in there and make it his damn sef. Because he's a smart man, and knows I'd feel sorry for him if he really did have a broken leg and could only crawl. He also knows that if he DEMANDED I make him ANYTHING, that would be a real good way for him to suddenly have a broken leg. Andria
This has also been a talent of the CIA, they not only erase you from the image, they erase you from the face of the Earth.........
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