I got banned from ECF for posting pictures of aborted fetuses. Those people can ban you for anything.
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The Banned Game #2
- Thread starter Whiskey
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I Ban you,
because I remember when you said that happened
Bans five.five-six because he spoke of the Other place
Banning myself for using the word "chode" in a sentence.
Banning @celticluvr Because she wears fuzzy nighties. Not sure how exactly I know this but it is what it is, fuzzy dice are okay but fuzzy nighties ... fellow gets lost after a bit.
Sees word chode, bans self because of funky reaction to pseudo-intellectualism brandished about as a weapon of repulsive crud beating.
I ban you
Eat shit
VAPE IT
I ban you back, eat shit and live to tell of it...
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Bans self for missing out ... erm, having such thoughts as fit to find in gutters ... bans self then again for not washing behind his ears no matter how many times he got a rolling pin upside his noggin.
Banned @Thejackson5 just because I can 
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Banning @always9988 for having the sexiest feet avatar on VU
Still banned. * scratches noggin * Poor me, need to remember a camera next time I try that. * grins and wanders on * Bans self yet again, telling self for his naughtiness he can stay banned until cows come home ...
You are all banned, for stating other people's ban reasons! 
Wouldn't that make you banned too? If not :You are all banned, for stating other people's ban reasons!
I ban @chinacatsunflower- for banning everyone, for stating other people's ban reasons!
Celtcluvr is banned because shes an ECF refugee that got away...
I'm blonde so you'll have to double ban me and explain what in tarnation you just said.
So confoozled
Wouldn't that make you banned too? If not :
I ban @chinacatsunflower- for banning everyone, for stating other people's ban reasons!
It was a legendary double edged ban "sword"...
I ban you
Eat shit
VAPE IT
I ban you, gonna make you eat shit, then shit out the shit, and then eat the shit that's made up of the shit that I made you eat. Then all you motherfucks are next with the banning and the shit eating!
I ban you for five shits in one sentence!I ban you, gonna make you eat shit, then shit out the shit, and then eat the shit that's made up of the shit that I made you eat. Then all you motherfucks are next with the banning and the shit eating!
What I was saying is, since you got away from ECF, we are the fortunate ones to have you!!I'm blonde so you'll have to double ban me and explain what in tarnation you just said.
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Lol oh heehee dumb blond with pain meds makes reading hard.What I was saying is, since you got away from ECF, we are the fortunate ones to have you!!
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And I love reading! I ban myself for not understanding something so simple....
Well didn't your mom teach you to share? You're banned for not sharing those meds with ME! Soo what do we have huh?Lol oh heehee dumb blond with pain meds makes reading hard.
I ban myself for not understanding something so simple....
Yes I'm in a lot of pain, I got all my hairs cut in a terrible accident!
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I got generic Norco for a double extraction. The dentist accidentally ripped my gums trying to get a stubborn molar out. Its a mix of Hydrocodone and tylenol. LOL you shoulda seen me monday night! I took my first dose then and was all weeeeeee!
I had lotsa fun.
I had lotsa fun.
I ban you for missing the fun!!!
Damn I did miss the fun...but I'm going to send you back for another extraction and more Norcos so we can have more fun!!
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You are banned for not bringing enough Norcos to the party!
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I better get some sleep b4 I get banned from work, g'night Ms Celtic, I hope you feel better!
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Ha! I saw the cows coming home. I'm not banned now. What's this a bowl of shit? * picks up bowl of feces and defenestrates it * Oh damn, bet I get banned for slinging shit and hitting the passing Hank! Damn it, that's so wrong. Wait a minute, I got an idea. If I ban the Hank, he'll not be passing by and I won't be slinging shit at him to hit him, and I won't be banned. Ha Ha! I think I got this. I ban @Hank F. Spankman so as he can love the ban burn the same as us. Hehehe.
I'm not banned now. What's this a bowl of shit? * picks up bowl of feces and defenestrates it * Oh damn, bet I get banned for slinging shit and hitting the passing Hank! Damn it, that's so wrong. Wait a minute, I got an idea. If I ban the Hank, he'll not be passing by and I won't be slinging shit at him to hit him, and I won't be banned. Ha Ha! I think I got this. I ban @Hank F. Spankman so as he can love the ban burn the same as us. Hehehe.
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Ha! I saw the cows coming home.
Damn it! I'm getting banned again. Need to get off my little rump and go attend more mowing with the weed eater. Nos vemos más tarde.
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ECF Refugee
*Fires bans in all directions*
I walk in and banned. Wow, this is getting rough. I nominate banning Pee-Wee-Herman, he started this whole damn thing.
I say ban all morons and idjits to a teeny, tiny island and give them all kinds of stuff dangerous and not dangerous. Here's the sneaky part... No warning labels!!!! Wooot If there are any survivors we may consider unbanning them.
I can haz winning the internet?????
I can haz winning the internet?????
I say ban all morons and idjits to a teeny, tiny island and give them all kinds of stuff dangerous and not dangerous. Here's the sneaky part... No warning labels!!!! Wooot If there are any survivors we may consider unbanning them.
I can haz winning the internet?????
I would let you have it, simply because I'm easy.
Not sure though. You might get banned for winning the Inter-Webs. Someone needs banned for not posting the zef rules.
Aw damn, we all just got banned for discussion of winning. It's the fracking kitty. "Run away, run away!"
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Yes, yes, yes, I do see that there is a real dilemma here. In that, while it has been Forum policy to regard banning as a responsibility of Moderators and administration as a responsibility of Members, the questions of administrative policy can cause confusion between the policy of administration and the administration of policy, especially when responsibility for the administration of the policy of administration conflicts, or overlaps with, responsibility for the policy of the administration of policy.
Therefore, we are all banned.
Therefore, we are all banned.
Awe. GFY, you're banned after the ban that bans us all is lifted for confusing gibberish what caused yet another squirrel to go running by. Damn it! One day I will end them all. * sighs *
Banned for making me confused
It's a slightly modified quote from Sir Humphrey Appleby, played by the late Nigel Hawthorne, on the Brit series "Yes, Minister". Sir Humphrey was an expert beyond compare in the lingo of bureaucratic double-speak.
That is of no concern, you fed the thing under the bed. Hank told me you did and I would believe anything Hank told me. He is special, I am unique, we are brothers from the same momma. Not sure why she ran him off, or was it me? Any given, you fed the thing under the bed. People who do that frighten leprechauns and we must never ever do that. And Hank says you did it. So you are again banned for even trying to defend yourself with sick British humor. How could you?
^ Scottish poking a lot of fun.
I ban myself for being blonde... I get confused way too easily!
Banned. For not coming to play in say it here anymoreBanning EJUICE mafia
VAPE IT