My kid woke up at 5am this morning and insisted on getting out all her peppa pig toys. She wanted to take them swimming so I filled up a big bowl of water and let her have at it. Her mom should be up in an hour and will be thrilled with the mess. My brain doesn't start operating at full capacity until around 8am so I can't be held accountable for her actions or mine. That's the story I'm sticking with. Pray for me. Or don't. Happy whatever day it is.

