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AndriaD said:
I'd just like to say for the gazillionth time, I fucking LOVE vaping. Just did the budget for Friday's payday... over $1k of bills and expenses including food... no problem! Because I don't have to include some fucking $90 or so for fucking cigarettes! And the $20 I wanna spend for a 30ml of ejuice? Hell I coudl buy it now, there's still money in the bank from the LAST check!



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Now, That's what it is all about!!!

ConGrats!!!
 
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always9988 said:
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Wait'll she gets a load of me!!!
 
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AndriaD said:
The middle name I was born with was Jill... and went by that, till I got out of rehab and my ex decided that I should use my first, more grown-up name (Andria, duh). But growing up, I heard every rude variation of 'Jack and Jill' you could shake a stick at. :D

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I knew I liked where this was goin for a reason...

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f1r3b1rd said:
Vaping can save you money. would be a better way to put it.
if you buy a 200$ mod and 100@ atty every month; and, only vape 1$/ml juice at insane wattages, than you probably wont save much money.

but, if you diy, and and hold back your shiny troll, than you will save a ton
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Now You Tell Me...

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
 
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coolerat said:
I can vouch that in normal forum mode the ignore works super well here.

One thing I'm not sure of is on other forums if a gumpie is quoted the quote shows up.

So just in case no quoting the troll please.
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Good Idea!!!
 
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Hank F. Spankman said:
I ignored his ass on VU, & I blocked his ass on the actual Tapacrap. Yet he's still hurting my optical sensibilities. If y'all finger out how to get Crapatalk to ignore utterly useless mindnumbing twits, I'd be much more the incredibly grateful
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Poor hank...
 
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always9988 said:
Pffffft I wouldn't even know how to do it I'm kind of a fake housewife. Mostly I waste my days doing dumb shit and then rush to make dinner and clean up a bit so it looks productive
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coolerat said:
We used to say it alot on the farm but I don't hear it much now that I live in the city.

I don't hear alot of things we said on the farm.

City living means city rules and the PC police are everywhere.
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So True.
 
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AndriaD said:
:wait: I ordered delightful shit... well, SOME (non-shitty) shit... yesterday. But none of it has shipped yet. :wait: Shit.


And g'mornin' happy smily people... I know you're happy and smily because you're here and not there. :)

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JuicyLucy said:
I was just tempted to hit the "Show ignored content" button but thought better of it.

Think I'll take a nice big drag off of my provari mini with its awesome Kabuki, and keep ignoring the BS.

And Puppy dear, Provaris are just another vape, great for some things, not others. Who effing cares, I mean really???
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I Care!!!
 
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f1r3b1rd said:
he'll be done soon enough... just making his rounds before he crawls back in his cellar so him and his friends can show off their p-thingies and preciouses
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Would you like to see my p-thingy?!?
 
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always9988 said:
All I could think of was a bunch of moms basement losers playing sword fights with their little teeny p-thingies
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Perhaps I should show you my VIDS!!!
 
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Thumbs uP!!!

And it didn't even take a week...

Y'ALL are WEAK!!!

w00 h00

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AstroTurf said:
Thumbs uP!!!

And it didn't even take a week...

Y'ALL are WEAK!!!

w00 h00

LOLz
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Like I said in an earlier post..........

Or perhaps what I said behind the scenes in the VU Mod Chat Room (with a lot of agreement I might add).

Were you beaten as a child or not spanked enough?

Not that I would ever condone a child being beaten but most certainly in your case you needed to be spanked along with a lot of time outs in the corner.

Most likely for doing inappropriate things with Barbie Dolls and pulling the wings off of Kittens?

Or are you practicing to be a politician (yet another reason for going for the Darwin Award) and are simply in love with your own voice?

Your "Wit" (or as most of us would put it, your Half Wit you TWIT) belongs over at ECF (where you would last for about 30 seconds)Where they need any member that they can get these days.

Me, I guess you aspire to a job that will get you out of your Mom's Basement!

Mackinac Island always has openings for people (?) like you to follow the horses around and shovel their "Shit" (just like you , the freaking worthless troll) that you are) into a cart for disposal.

Also, for your information, we Mods kinda split things into shifts as we all have loved ones to spend time with so our individual responses come at different times of day. and depending on our mood.

I am guessing that the closest you have to a loved one is some kind of small farm animal that you have pened between the washer and dryer of your mom's basement.

Me, all by myself, without any influence other than my own interest in dealing with a freaking.............Well YOU !

And decided to step in and vent a bit.

Anyway, I am feeling much, MUCH better now and I wish you and your inflatable companion a good night's rest!

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UncleRJ said:
Like I said in an earlier post..........

Or perhaps what I said behind the scenes in the VU Mod Chat Room (with a lot of agreement I might add).

Were you beaten as a child or not spanked enough?

Not that I would ever condone a child being beaten but most certainly in your case you needed to be spanked along with a lot of time outs in the corner.

Most likely for doing inappropriate things with Barbie Dolls and pulling the wings off of Kittens?

Or are you practicing to be a politician (yet another reason for going for the Darwin Award) and are simply in love with your own voice?

Your "Wit" (or as most of us would put it, your Half Wit you TWIT) belongs over at ECF (where you would last for about 30 seconds)Where they need any member that they can get these days.

Me, I guess you aspire to a job that will get you out of your Mom's Basement!

Mackinac Island always has openings for people (?) like you to follow the horses around and shovel their "Shit" (just like you , the freaking worthless troll) that you are) into a cart for disposal.

Also, for your information, we Mods kinda split things into shifts as we all have loved ones to spend time with so our individual responses come at different times of day. and depending on our mood.

I am guessing that the closest you have to a loved one is some kind of small farm animal that you have pened between the washer and dryer of your mom's basement.

Me, all by myself, without any influence other than my own interest in dealing with a freaking.............Well YOU !

And decided to step in and vent a bit.

Anyway, I am feeling much, MUCH better now and I wish you and your inflatable companion a good night's rest!

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VaporCarp said:
Why not just ban his stupid ass? Steve was banned and he was wayyy less annoying than astrojackoff
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Sadly, we Mods and Admins have more rules to live by than our beloved (well most of them anyway) members have to deal with and it takes a LOT before we can get to the point of banning a member!

Sadly, I was in the hospital when Steve (AKA Magoo) got his or I would have dropped the "Ban Hammer" on his sorry ass myself!

That being said.................................
 
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