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dork

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reasonably anonymous.
 

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blondes are silly, brunettes are devious, redheads are crazy.
 

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this is not the life I wanted.
 

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I don't have boobs.
 

Slicknic

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Truth is the last thing people want. I wish this wasn't the case, but for the most part, it is.
What people really want is a euphemism. Paint it more palatable.
 

dork

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long hard days are usually worth it.
 

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winston_churchill_quote_2.jpg
 

dork

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Haughty people are unattractive as hell.
 

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Never trust a fart
 

dork

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I am too easily annoyed.
 

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It's time to rewick.
 
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You must love your life the way it is..... or you'd quit bitch'n, long enough to change it.
 

kelli

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i think i forgot to eat yesterday.
 

dork

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that's problem^






and a choice.
 

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that was her mean face




at me











again
 

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I should have worn a step counter today.
 
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You can have it anyway you want it. Long as you want it, the way it is.
 

Slicknic

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It's always the last place you look
 

dork

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"any" woman?

brave
 

Eric DeCastro

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"any" woman?

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yeah, it's strange. fat skinny, pretty not so pretty, no matter what. if a woman wants anything from me, they show up in heels, stiletto boots, or whatever and I'll hand over my car keys. I actually did to a woman once, handed over my keys to borrow my at that time brand new Mercedes-Benz. good thing no one here knows me in real life because you can have some fun at my expense.
 

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