Vaping just ruined my gentleman's sausage

[Giraut]

That's so funny......I bet it scared you more than anything. How long did you take investigating possible damages great story and I can see that happening

Damage was minimal. Just a couple of punctures in the skin. But I'm always careful when cat claws go throught my skin, because god knows what the hell the cat has sunk its claws into before me... I'm a cat lovers, and I've had a few unexpected infections from seemingly small scratches. I have NO INTENTION of going to my family doc with a swollen john thomas due to a cat scratch, believe me

Well then, it must have been the gas from the heavy beer drinking and hard boiled eggs.

You jest, but my pants are ruined. The holes are quite visible around the zipper. And good luck finding a pair of pants that matches the suit I bought that one with... It's surprising how quickly a stupid incident like that gets annoying and costly...

Funnily enough, Ms. Kitty always seems to know when she's screwed up: she hasn't come back home until early in the morning. Slept outside last night. Usually she comes cuddle on the bed at night, especially in the winter. But this time I'm pretty sure she knew she had screwed up. Cats are more intelligent than you'd think...

 

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[zaroba]

Cats are more intelligent than you'd think...

Cats are like teenagers: Intelligent, but stubborn, finicky, independent
Dogs are like toddlers: dumb, disobedient, dependent on you

 

[navbouy]

I've had an off cut of kanthal work it's way through my jeans an lodge in my gentleman area,never thought the tweezers would come,in handy for that traumatic experience.

 

[Giraut]

I'm assuming you needed the tweezers to retrieve the kanthal, not what it got lodged into, right?

 

[navbouy]

I'm assuming you needed the tweezers to retrieve the kanthal, not what it got lodged into, right?

no,but the light up magnifier came in handy.

 

[CraxyBoxMaker]

2 weeks later...pussy killed my man sausage... just put some alcohol on it

 

[Tornadoalleydeb]

Ahem, @Giraut pics or it didn't happen

ya ya I'm warped like that LOL