I know a raccoon that has plenty to spare
I picture him with the raccoon under one arm and the breathalyser stuck in its mouth, trying to squeeze-play it like a bagpipe.
I know a raccoon that has plenty to spare
This was posted a year ago from our local police/911 scanner page:
Mt Pleasant Officers responded to an animal complaint about a woodchuck that was attacked by a dog near Emmertsen/Kinzie. Officer Swartz advised that the Animal ran off when he got there, but the woodchuck did yell back at him that he could chuck wood about 3 feet.
I thought you could recycle those