I’m sorry. Maybe he’s upset in some way.
*sigh, turns and goes off a little bit*
That's the counter argument. "He's upset because you rush him!" I rush him because frankly I do not want bothered taking him out if he's not going to do anything. Yes, I know dogs take their time to a degree. I allow for that, but no, this is on him to do.
You can only lead a horse to water. Not drink for it. And yes, I know he's a dog not horse. The principle still applies.
So I take him out for half hour breaks, still nothing. I mean no, I really got nothing at all to do but I do like piddling around my doing nothing all day. I don't think I'm being unreasonable that if I take him out to shit, well, he shits.
Three times today while she was at work, I took him out. Once he was out a half hour, laid in the sun after he pissed. Fine. Two other times we were out about ten minutes or so each time, he pissed, wanted to come back in. She comes in he goes whining to her.
What else can I think but he's being a prick? Sure he's upset. He's upset I won't let him wander all over Hell and Creation to just wander, that I take him out and go to certain places with him but we don't go all over. She's the one what told me I needed to do that because otherwise he acts a prick, so she too does it. So where's the difference?
Well, he's still being a prick to me either way. I'm not winning either way, not that I exactly view it as a win or loss situation. It is simply a boy taking his dog out to shit, but well he's decided to fuck with my self worth. Why? Fuck if I know. I don't have much of that anyway so yay, way to go dog.
But gee, could have not dumped this here, too. Nothing at all to do with ejuice, vaping. And yes, I've thought of talking with my wife, if that's not been clear. This is exactly why I'm not talking to her. I know the counter argument she'll present and I can see it isn't flawed. "Dog's don't just go around fucking with people like that." Well, um, ... "Oh but you're delusional, mentally ill." Yep, lacking in self esteem and self worth ... see why this is an issue for my "support" dog? Then it'll all wind up her dumping on me fully, which ... yeah, sure what the fuck ever. And there we are not talking, not moving forward. There's that damn "that's just the way it is", ...