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smacksy

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Sniff sniff, all I wanted was a Witch Doctor to make those Hackers Nuts fall off. & I can't even have that. :(:cool:
I once knew a witch doctor in the French Quarter of New Orleans... For $25 he'd fix you up with anything you might need, like a voodoo bag, a love potion, voodoo doll, yeah the kind you poke with pins that inflicted pain on your chosen enemy..
A lady I knew actually got a voodoo bag when she lost one of her prized dogs..doc told her to hang it above her phone and someone will call her to pick up her dog...well somebody did call and I had to drive her all the way to Lafitte to pick up her dog...made me kinda wonder if I could get the winning lotto numbers from a voodoo bag hung over a Ouija board, lolol

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Saddletramp1200

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I once knew a witch doctor in the French Quarter of New Orleans... For $25 he'd fix you up with anything you might need, like a voodoo bag, a love potion, voodoo doll, yeah the kind you poke with pins that inflicted pain on your chosen enemy..
A lady I knew actually got a voodoo bag when she lost one of her prized dogs..doc told her to hang it above her phone and someone will call her to pick up her dog...well somebody did call and I had to drive her all the way to Lafitte to pick up her dog...made me kinda wonder if I could get the winning lotto numbers from a voodoo bag hung over a Ouija board, lolol

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Love Potion #9, is my only theory. I had one @ the Tiger Truck Stop that Ahh, never mind. :cool:
 

Jimi

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I once knew a witch doctor in the French Quarter of New Orleans... For $25 he'd fix you up with anything you might need, like a voodoo bag, a love potion, voodoo doll, yeah the kind you poke with pins that inflicted pain on your chosen enemy..
A lady I knew actually got a voodoo bag when she lost one of her prized dogs..doc told her to hang it above her phone and someone will call her to pick up her dog...well somebody did call and I had to drive her all the way to Lafitte to pick up her dog...made me kinda wonder if I could get the winning lotto numbers from a voodoo bag hung over a Ouija board, lolol

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Who keeps sticking pins in a voodoo doll of me?:D:D
 

smacksy

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I saw a truck stop Hooker that would scare a Plow Mule to death. Nasty Nora was her Handle. :cool::p
At 6' 2" and 240lb I actually had those "lot lizards" follow me into the showers at the TA in Lafayette off 1-10..damn if they wouldn't follow me out to my truck too..I mean I was in the best shape of my life in those days and full of vinegar but I wouldn't fool with those truck stop whores... Yikes!!

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smacksy

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Never forget this as long as I live. Orem Utah, Lot lizard knocks on the Tractor. She shows Me the top part of her body. My Wife gets out of the truck walks around to her, lifts her shirt, then says, He is Mine, So are these, & Mine are bigger. :):cool:
That's funny!
I was northbound on I-65 just over the Tennessee line when this driver calls me on the CB to check out his truck as he's passing by me..He had three naked girls taking turns showing me what they got out his cabin door....driver said they'd be parked at the Pilot in Nashville if I was interested... A pimp and his girls in a 18 wheeler!..lol

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Saddletramp1200

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That's funny!
I was northbound on I-65 just over the Tennessee line when this driver calls me on the CB to check out his truck as he's passing by me..He had three naked girls taking turns showing me what they got out his cabin door....driver said they'd be parked at the Pilot in Nashville if I was interested... A pimp and his girls in a 18 wheeler!..lol

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Well it's older than Truck Driving. I can't find fault in it. Don't like the pimp part, but that's just me. :)
 

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I'm tired. And I'm honestly expecting st this point to get called in tomorrow to cover my manager again..... But I don't have to be there till 930. Well see......ether way, I'll have enough sleep. I just hope I wake up if my manager calls. My alarm barely wakes me up lol.

And on that bombshell, goodnight!
 

AndriaD

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Oh man, you got me thinking about all the crazy things I would see looking down into those 4 wheelers..too sexually graphic to discuss here, but I'm sure you seen your share too..lol

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ROFL!!! When I would drive home from work in the summer in a car that had no AC, I'd have my skirt pulled all the way to the TOP of my thighs, figuring no one would see -- only i failed to take into consideration those guys in the bigass trucks. :D

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Jimi

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I'm tired. And I'm honestly expecting st this point to get called in tomorrow to cover my manager again..... But I don't have to be there till 930. Well see......ether way, I'll have enough sleep. I just hope I wake up if my manager calls. My alarm barely wakes me up lol.

And on that bombshell, goodnight!
Good Night Boat my friend
 

BigNasty

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Once had a trucker parked on the rails going into a business he was waiting till morning for.
We get behind him and blare the horn for 10 minutes.
It was foggy so we lit off about 150 fusees so it looked like something from hell, Had a tow truck on stand by.
I knocked like mad while the engineer was laying on the horn and still nothing.
Finally driver looks out his sleeper.
Scared the hell out of him, advised him if he parked on the tracks again we would go through him and not bother waking him up next time.
 

JERUS

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So I got my Mini Volt today and posted this in another thread, but thought ya'll might enjoy the comparison.

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JERUS

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My wife would LOVE that Mini Volt, simply because of it being "size friendly" for her.....but guess whato_O.....I'm NOT getting her one!....Haha:D.
LOL, I can respect that. i've been eyeing it since it was put out, but I didn't have the right topper. With my Diablo coming in and more knowledge on coils I think I'll be able to get something satisfactory for my "on the go" setup using it, so the $30 it cost was well worth it. I got some 28g fused claptons in my avocado atm and it's nice. I should be able to do the same or maybe drop to 30g for the diablo and have a very nice vape on it.

My goal was simply something I can bring to a bar/party and be enjoyable without having some huge thing in my pocket or blowing huge obtrusive clouds.
 

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I haven't bought vape gear since October, but that minivolt has me wanting to put my derringer on it
I took a long break, since then Avocado, Griffin, and Minivolt, all well worth it. Diablo coming it should be worthwhile as well. (another Haze clone coming with the Diablo too, glass tank, worth $10).
 
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