Whiskey's CORNER #2 (#3 will be created 8-1-16)

[JERUS]

I can totally sing some Adele though. Actually it was fleet wood Mac tonight

Good choice!

And that word is always my teasing drunk test. Friend says they're not drunk, when obviously drunk (usually me too) "ok say hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia" "I can't even say that when I'm sober" "haha so you mean you're drunk? MUAHAHAH"

 

[always9988]

Good choice!

And that word is always my teasing drunk test. Friend says they're not drunk, when obviously drunk (usually me too) "ok say hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia" "I can't even say that when I'm sober" "haha so you mean you're drunk? MUAHAHAH"

Lmao I would fail most sobriety tests completely sober

 

[JERUS]

Lmao I would fail most sobriety tests completely sober

Yup, count the ABCs backwards, ahh fuck, how about you just give me a calculus problem?

 

[always9988]

Someday I'll be drunk enough to record my stupid karaoke. Today is not that day

 

[always9988]

Yup, count the ABCs backwards, ahh fuck, how about you just give me a calculus problem?

I'm not any better at that sober

 

[JERUS]

I'm not any better at that sober

My memory is shit, hell sometimes I see likes pop up from posts I don't remember making. But, give me some time to figure something out and chances are I can. So even the ABCs forward is sometimes a bit of a struggle, gotta sing the jingle. And you look a bit silly when you end it with "and now I sung my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me"

 

[always9988]

 

[JERUS]

I was going to emulate that emoji because that's one of the funniest quotes I've seen, but it's not an option!

 

[always9988]

I was going to emulate that emoji because that's one of the funniest quotes I've seen, but it's not an option!

Lmao why not?

 

[JERUS]

This mustache is bugging me! I'm trying to eat my Pizza but I keep ending up with topping/sauce/pepper on my whiskers! AHHHHHHHHH Beard problems!

 

[JERUS]

Lmao why not?

I don't know I don't see it as an option! You phone people with your better emojis!

 

[always9988]

This mustache is bugging me! I'm trying to eat my Pizza but I keep ending up with topping/sauce/pepper on my whiskers! AHHHHHHHHH Beard problems!

Beards are great though!

 

[JERUS]

Beards are great though!

I have mine for a special purpose, but it gets in the way a lot.

 

[always9988]

I have mine for a special purpose, but it gets in the way a lot.

I feel like we've had this conversation before



But go on....

 

[JERUS]

I feel like we've had this conversation before



But go on....

No going on, and if I have before, it was a mistake! but, like I said my memory sucks so ehh if I did I blame the whisky!

 

[always9988]

Hmmmm I can't remember either

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Notice how I am staying absolutely quiet on this

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[JERUS]

Notice how I am staying absolutely quiet on this

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How?

 

[always9988]

Notice how I am staying absolutely quiet on this

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You don't remember either huh?


I remember the conversation I just can't remember who it was with

 

[Saddletramp1200]

I may have owned a T shirt that had the saying : Mustache Rides 5 cents.

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[always9988]

See you knew exactly what I meant

 

[JERUS]

See you knew exactly what I meant

Not the reason but a good use!

 

[always9988]

Ahem I wouldn't know

 

[itsmenotyou]

I just got home yall. I will catch up in the day tomorrow sometime. Had a wonderful night out with the girl! Had some drinks. Seen some music. Drank some more. Ended up walking almost 5 miles back home cause well you can not be this inpaired and drive safely. Ended up being a wonderful day

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[Skullzz]

Hey all, just getting home from work. How's the evening been?


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[JERUS]

I just got home yall. I will catch up in the day tomorrow sometime. Had a wonderful night out with the girl! Had some drinks. Seen some music. Drank some more. Ended up walking almost 5 miles back home cause well you can not be this inpaired and drive safely. Ended up being a wonderful day

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Sounds like fun, and no way better to end the night than a nice walk under the night sky... Might have to do that later.

 

[always9988]

I just got home yall. I will catch up in the day tomorrow sometime. Had a wonderful night out with the girl! Had some drinks. Seen some music. Drank some more. Ended up walking almost 5 miles back home cause well you can not be this inpaired and drive safely. Ended up being a wonderful day

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Thank you for staying safe

 

[JERUS]

Hey all, just getting home from work. How's the evening been?


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splendiferous

 

[always9988]

Hey all, just getting home from work. How's the evening been?


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The usual nonsense, trouble making, and shenanigans

 

[itsmenotyou]

Gonna go have fun. Certain things need to be happening here

Good night y'all. Be around sometime tomorrow

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[AndriaD]

I just got home yall. I will catch up in the day tomorrow sometime. Had a wonderful night out with the girl! Had some drinks. Seen some music. Drank some more. Ended up walking almost 5 miles back home cause well you can not be this inpaired and drive safely. Ended up being a wonderful day

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If you saw music, you had more than DRINKS.

Andria

ETA: but good for you and a high-five for not driving drunk.

 

[always9988]

Basically

 

[Skullzz]

The usual nonsense, trouble making, and shenanigans

I miss all the good times lol

 

[always9988]

 

[always9988]

I miss all the good times lol

I really should go to bed soon. But sleep seems so far away. Would much rather stay awake til I can't keep my eyes open than lay awake for hours

 

[JERUS]

I miss all the good times lol

Plenty of good times to be had, grab a glass and join us! (glass of tequila to catch up! )

 

[always9988]

 

[always9988]

Plenty of good times to be had, grab a glass and join us! (glass of tequila to catch up! )

Oh god. You know that song tequila makes her clothes fall off?


Yeah that happens

 

[JERUS]

 

[Skullzz]

Plenty of good times to be had, grab a glass and join us! (glass of tequila to catch up! )

A triple shot please!

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Don't ask her on a straight Tequila night.

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[Skullzz]

I always say: 1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor lol


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[JERUS]

Oh god. You know that song tequila makes her clothes fall off?


Yeah that happens

No but I feel I should! mmm Tequila. Last Cinco De Mayo my mother bought 6 bottles of tequila and 6 bottles of margarita mix for a party they were going to, they got there and it was all covered, shoved them in the storage unit she has. Told me I was welcome. Come a week later, there were 6 bottles of margarita mix

 

[always9988]

Don't ask her on a straight Tequila night.

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She'll start thinking about him and she's ready to fight

 

[JERUS]

I always say: 1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor lol


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psh, 5 tequila 6 tequila 7 tequila MORE!

 

[Saddletramp1200]

Blames her broken heart on every man insight.

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[always9988]

I can hear his voice though, it's so unique and that song picked it up just right

 

[always9988]

Ahhhh old country will always have a place in my heart

 

[always9988]

Jerus! Fuckin arrow though

Just finished the end of the third season and now I has a sad

 

[Saddletramp1200]

He has never got the recognition he should.

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