

Can taking a giant dump in a border patrol cell while a crazy bitch is staring through the doors while waiting for an insurance adjuster count?Ah those magic moments! Your at a roadside dot inspection when suddenly you gotta go. Happened to me & im laughing my ass off because someday it's gonna happen to you.![]()
Yep. Close enough.Can taking a giant dump in a border patrol cell while a crazy bitch is staring through the doors while waiting for an insurance adjuster count?
People still use those things? I just got an app on my phone I downloaded to record any and all face to face conversations I had with swift people to avoid being fucked to hard.If you have a mini cassette recorder bring it. Teacher will be impressed. Make sure he sees you with it.

People today are ultra-sensitive....
I woke up this morning feeling extra exhausted...it's been a long few weeks. There's no way I'm going to face this day without a cup of coffee so I go through my full on OCD pattern of making my morning brew. I'm standing there in my boxers waiting for the coffee to finish brewing and I can't help but think...why are all of these people in green beans so interested in one old guy in his underwear making coffee.

Top o the morning to ya.How's everyone doing this morning?

Not too bad...annoyingly busy, but the kind of busy you expect in this area.Top o the morning to ya.
How has life been on your side of the planet?
Hi there!!How's everyone doing this morning?

Hi Whiskey!Hi there!!![]()
Challenge acceptedNawww, take more than that to piss me off![]()
Drinking beer and getting angry at the nieghbor bitch while waiting for Werner recruiter to call me back.
Looks like you have cold and snow coming your way!In and out, got my porch all done up for the holiday's because it was so nice out today, hanging out now![]()
It's supposed to warm up next week!I saw that....la sigh![]()
NO. IT'S FINALLY BELOW 80ºIt's supposed to warm up next week!