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So then you probably remember (and have driven) 'three on the tree'
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Chocolate is still the answer.
always the answer, chicks did chocolate.
I'm not even that old an I've driven one of those(father likes old/owns older cars)
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Push button transmission, 6 overs... three on the tree is nothing.
3 gears on the steering wheel? if that's correct, then I do remember, but only drove one once. It was a piece of shit van that my ex had when I met him.
Remind me to smack you later.
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Promise or threat?
Oh I see how ya are.
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I had a 1980 Chevy C-series van. It was 3 on the tree converted to the floor. It was a real shit box, but I loved that fucking van
LOL that's basically what he said about his. He called it the Loooove Machine. Yeah that wasn't true at all.
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Lol I had a leather love seat for a back seat. I still miss that van
OK cellphone repair and tech horror story time..
So company wanted us hands the hell off of people's computers but the average laptop user we ran into was about a step above crayons and eating glue.
This one well to do looking lady came in with an issue on her laptop... I started walking her through the trouble shooting steps. She could not figure out how to pull up the start menu.. I walk around to assist and min. her open window... God I wish I had not.
Her screen saver was very up close gyno exam close up of her... with the biggest buttplug I had ever seen.(remember I sold adult toys so this is saying something) and her cellphone deep in the front part.
Her back was to the store the screen in plain view of all the kids to see.
I advised her the cellphone thing was not safe due to corrosion and battery leakage.
So company wanted us hands the hell off of people's computers but the average laptop user we ran into was about a step above crayons and eating glue.
This one well to do looking lady came in with an issue on her laptop... I started walking her through the trouble shooting steps. She could not figure out how to pull up the start menu.. I walk around to assist and min. her open window... God I wish I had not.
Her screen saver was very up close gyno exam close up of her... with the biggest buttplug I had ever seen.(remember I sold adult toys so this is saying something) and her cellphone deep in the front part.
Her back was to the store the screen in plain view of all the kids to see.
I advised her the cellphone thing was not safe due to corrosion and battery leakage.
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Love it
In a land where 5'8" is a giant, 6'6" is almost impossible to fit into.
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Low crime rates do not equal NO CRIME.
An armed society is a polite society.
LOL after unfolding myself from my mom's south korean torture device. I finally got my knee to pop.. She almost got sick from the sound.. think knuckle only knee sized, damn that felt amazing.
I know, but luckily Vermont's a pretty safe area. Although a lot of inner city(NYC) gang bangers are starting to migrate up here to sell drugs. They usually get caught fairly fast and also fail to realize almost everyone in Vt has guns and carries them.
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It is not racial profiling when it is correct.
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and dresses like a scumbag mother fucker it is a scumbag mother fucker trying to act like a duck.
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Correct and Politically Correct are two different things. YOU ARE CORRECT, but not politically correct. Do not take this as an insult. Quite the opposite, it is a compliment. Too many people today are worried about offending the delicate feelings of those who are illegal aliens, criminals, radicals or whatever.
When we first moved into our house I heard a noise around 6pm, I looked out the window and saw a man(pants around his knees, sideways hat) looking in my windows. I automatically grab my gun and open the front door, he sees me and starts to walk towards me. I then say "STOP, what are you doing?" He replies "oh I thought this was a 2 unit house, wanted to see the inside and see if I could rent it"..... He then noticed my sidearm and called the cops on me saying I threatened him...... They came, laughed and escorted him off the property and said "you're lucky you didn't get shot".
Come to find out(knew the officers) he was some bum who's been staying in the wooded area behind the army guards base down the road from me.
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SJW snivelbot sheeple feels matter not to me.
Just shows me the lack of common sense and deep seated character flaws that they have.
As Ron White says you cannot fix stupid.
But with enough pepper spray, tear gas and liberally applied hickory shampoo it can correct their mouth diarrhea.
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I find this all too funny. But I guess there's a reason she won't let me attend any after-school meeting or shit for my kids. It prolly wouldn't go to well
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While I realize my reaction might of been a little over dramatic to some but to me if you potentially but my life/families life or even anyone around me in harms way I'll do what I can to protect myself/family and others.
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Judge by 12 not carried by 6.
I have extra panes of glass just for such occasions. New tube of silicone also. I have replaced so many windows I could work for a glass company.
I sure like Codeine it goes well with beer. I know I'm going to hurt like Hell tomorrow, but the dogs are fed, the shop is locked & I got tacos. I love you my friends. Thank you so much for caring about me. You matter more than I have words to express.
Hey tacos sound good!!
Of course we care, man. You're our people.
Of course we care, man. You're our people.
Almost everything goes better with beer!I sure like Codeine it goes well with beer. I know I'm going to hurt like Hell tomorrow, but the dogs are fed, the shop is locked & I got tacos. I love you my friends. Thank you so much for caring about me. You matter more than I have words to express.
Also if worse comes to worse I just sharpened my chef knives and have been watching ER so I think I can take it off..... I swear I have a steady hand.
Haha in all seriousness, take it easy. Rest it and get better
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Now that can't be good right there
That is just gross, OMG
I'll look sexy in my boxer shorts & steel toe boots. My neighbors know i'm insane anyway, so this won't be a problem. I went to get the newspaper one morning real early & neighbor lady across the street said your in your underwear. I thought for a sec, Yea, I would look silly wearing yours. She ain't talked to me since.
That was the tamest one.
Chimps throwing shit at the glass in the zoo was less gross, on a every day basis.
it was not when the gross people came in but how many we dealt with.
PricelessI'll look sexy in my boxer shorts & steel toe boots. My neighbors know i'm insane anyway, so this won't be a problem. I went to get the newspaper one morning real early & neighbor lady across the street said your in your underwear. I thought for a sec, Yea, I would look silly wearing yours. She ain't talked to me since.
When we first moved into our house I heard a noise around 6pm, I looked out the window and saw a man(pants around his knees, sideways hat) looking in my windows. I automatically grab my gun and open the front door, he sees me and starts to walk towards me. I then say "STOP, what are you doing?" He replies "oh I thought this was a 2 unit house, wanted to see the inside and see if I could rent it"..... He then noticed my sidearm and called the cops on me saying I threatened him...... They came, laughed and escorted him off the property and said "you're lucky you didn't get shot".
Ohh the pants part??? Yah it was a pretty ratty looking guy, but I'm sure he'll never be in my yard again.
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A codeine powered wave goodnight!
No wonder I don't use drugs, they make me way too happy.
Well I hope it helps enough for you to get a good rest. And I hope you feel a bit better tomorrow.
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Yeah, no shit! Saddle just take it easy for a bit, you've earned itNo wonder I don't use drugs, they make me way too happy.
Thanks, I don't care for the exaggerated feeling although it is fun. I can see how it could get out of control.
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