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charlieallen844

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Hello all! Vaping, making sure the boys don't kill each other, and lots of housework today. I remember the moment I went from a guy who kills things and eats them to a six foot two inch, two hundred fifty pound houswife. It was the evening we went from, "honey I don't feel comfortable with a man doing my dishes for me " to " you could have had the fucking dishes done when i got home asshole! " I wouldn't trade it for the world. Wtf is wrong with me? lmao
 
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Wait until you see the next one;)

Lol waiting patiently..... Is it time yet?..... How bout now?
 
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Maybe tomorrow
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charlieallen844 said:
Hello all! Vaping, making sure the boys don't kill each other, and lots of housework today. I remember the moment I went from a guy who kills things and eats them to a six foot two inch, two hundred fifty pound houswife. It was the evening we went from, "honey I don't feel comfortable with a man doing my dishes for me " to " you could have had the fucking dishes done when i got home asshole! " I wouldn't trade it for the world. Wtf is wrong with me? lmao
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Ain't it funny how that works. Wife shrieked & screamed, WHAT the fuck are you doing throwing plates in the air & shooting them before they hit the ground? You TOLD me to "do" the dishes. :cool:
 
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Do you wanna build a snowman
Or ride our bikes around the hall
I wish these silly kids
would watch something else
to make the time pass by
Do you wanna build a snowman
I'm gonna cry. wait what?
 
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If there is snow on the ground and they are not playing out in it.... time to pull the plug and chuck em outside for a while.
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No snow at all right now. It is time to chuck them out though. I have seen frozen so many times it haz warped my fragile little mind. Looked at a guy at work the other day who is a parent and said. When it's cold outside we can stay in and cuddle, but put me in summer and I'll be a. Without missing a beat he sang back, happy snowman! One of our coworkers who is not a parent said you guys are fucking nuts and left in a hurry. But I get that a lot anyway.
 
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charlieallen844 said:
Hello all! Vaping, making sure the boys don't kill each other, and lots of housework today. I remember the moment I went from a guy who kills things and eats them to a six foot two inch, two hundred fifty pound houswife. It was the evening we went from, "honey I don't feel comfortable with a man doing my dishes for me " to " you could have had the fucking dishes done when i got home asshole! " I wouldn't trade it for the world. Wtf is wrong with me? lmao
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Damn! You had a sex change? ;)
 
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So I suppose I shouldn't tell you that when she got home and could watch the kids it freed me up to go to the laundromat and now I'm doing laundry. Its all good. I haven't forgotten who I am. I can still walk out into the deep woods with a knife and be ok for as long as I have to. Its just that now I know which dish soap to buy and how to cook a meal without using hot coals. Its a pain sometimes but it has made me a better human being. I always bordered on beast before having a family. Wasn't always a nice one either. Wow that was long.
 
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charlieallen844 said:
So I suppose I shouldn't tell you that when she got home and could watch the kids it freed me up to go to the laundromat and now I'm doing laundry. Its all good. I haven't forgotten who I am. I can still walk out into the deep woods with a knife and be ok for as long as I have to. Its just that now I know which dish soap to buy and how to cook a meal without using hot coals. Its a pain sometimes but it has made me a better human being. I always bordered on beast before having a family. Wasn't always a nice one either. Wow that was long.
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ROFLMAO! Dude, think about it, now you're ready for anything and equipped
to tell your old lady to get off at the next stop.

I tell mine: "You know, I could cook, wash, dry, iron and have sex way b4 I met you..and I still can."
 
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So before I go.....a little story for y'all. I went to the store to pickup some dinner (fish, chips, clams, scallops, shrimp etc).....and NO, we don't eat like that all the time. I pay, and am walking out to my car. As I'm walking, I'm watching a black guy repeatedly pulling on the car door handle. I yell at him, YO.....Get the HELL away from my car!:mad:....As we backs away, he keeps saying "sorry, sorry, sorry".....I was ready to say to him "you're gonna be sorry"......then he walked away. I called the cops when I got home a few minutes later (no cell service @ the store parking lot). I told them what happened.....The cop said, "Yeah....We already have him in custody.....Thanks for calling". No doubt the guy was just looking to loot cars. Anyways.....Time to go and watch a movie......Goodnight all.
 
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Kevin H. said:
So before I go.....a little story for y'all. I went to the store to pickup some dinner (fish, chips, clams, scallops, shrimp etc).....and NO, we don't eat like that all the time. I pay, and am walking out to my car. As I'm walking, I'm watching a black guy repeatedly pulling on the car door handle. I yell at him, YO.....Get the HELL away from my car!:mad:....As we backs away, he keeps saying "sorry, sorry, sorry".....I was ready to say to him "you're gonna be sorry"......then he walked away. I called the cops when I got home a few minutes later (no cell service @ the store parking lot). I told them what happened.....The cop said, "Yeah....We already have him in custody.....Thanks for calling". No doubt the guy was just looking to loot cars. Anyways.....Time to go and watch a movie......Goodnight all.
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Should be able to kill thieves on site.
 
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Kevin H. said:
So before I go.....a little story for y'all. I went to the store to pickup some dinner (fish, chips, clams, scallops, shrimp etc).....and NO, we don't eat like that all the time. I pay, and am walking out to my car. As I'm walking, I'm watching a black guy repeatedly pulling on the car door handle. I yell at him, YO.....Get the HELL away from my car!:mad:....As we backs away, he keeps saying "sorry, sorry, sorry".....I was ready to say to him "you're gonna be sorry"......then he walked away. I called the cops when I got home a few minutes later (no cell service @ the store parking lot). I told them what happened.....The cop said, "Yeah....We already have him in custody.....Thanks for calling". No doubt the guy was just looking to loot cars. Anyways.....Time to go and watch a movie......Goodnight all.
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I have room for his thieving ass in My car. He will have to ride in the back tho. ;)
 
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A friend of mine had someone stealing chainsaw gas out of the back of his truck at night pretty regular. So he cut the end off an extension cord and taped the wires to his truck and sprayed the ground around it with a hose. Sitting on rubber tires there is no ground until someone touches it. The thieving stopped. He had a hell of a time washing the burnt skin off of his truck though. I am not recommending this to anyone. But it worked.
 
HazyShades

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I don't envy you that task. Our dogs don't like it either.
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LOL..I thought Whiskey meant her feet (dogs) and she was clipping her toenails.
I could chew my toenails but clipping them is a mission.
charlieallen844 said:
A friend of mine had someone stealing chainsaw gas out of the back of his truck at night pretty regular. So he cut the end off an extension cord and taped the wires to his truck and sprayed the ground around it with a hose. Sitting on rubber tires there is no ground until someone touches it. The thieving stopped. He had a hell of a time washing the burnt skin off of his truck though. I am not recommending this to anyone. But it worked.
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Hope it was an old truck 'cause that could mess up his computer.
I did one guy's truck with a 150,000 volt zapper. He never parked on my driveway again
after he had his truck towed 'cause it wouldn't start.
 
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If anyone ever bitched about riding in my car, no one ever heard it. :)

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Make sure you always ride in the front seat of My car. ;)

( He don't know it's a Hearse) rotfl:p :cool:

Sometimes I say, Cadillac with a comfy cargo area. :cool:

Rides in My car ain't cheap, & only go one way. :p

Got nothing to say except, I have had Women pissed off at me & I never liked it. Tho I find that beer spewin' funny, I have no comment. ;)

Gramps & I were talkin' one day. Gramps how did you get so old. He smiled @ patted me on the shoulder and said, I make sure Your Granny goes to sleep first. :cool:

Always put the groceries in back. It was designed for transporting dead meat. :p

Come to think of it, everything I have ever ate has been dead, or man made. But Carlos Santana is kickin some big ass so we won't care about that right now. :cool:

Bugs aren't food so they don't count. :p
 
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Night everyone ! Just getting done. Tired as can be. Did the work of a team of day laborers this weekend. Washed both cars, cleaned, washed clothes, food shopped, fixed a part of the house with nail pops and tape work dents in the walls took days to do that one and finally just got done putting up the tree. And guess what ? No one gives a flying f@#k for all the work I did ! Well I know I do the right thing. Here's a pic of the tree.

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Breazy_Com said:
Night everyone ! Just getting done. Tired as can be. Did the work of a team of day laborers this weekend. Washed both cars, cleaned, washed clothes, food shopped, fixed a part of the house with nail pops and tape work dents in the walls took days to do that one and finally just got done putting up the tree. And guess what ? No one gives a flying f@#k for all the work I did ! Well I know I do the right thing. Here's a pic of the tree.

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Next time leave the tree down.
 
HazyShades

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Good morning from Liz and I. The low barometric pressure has kicked in, so - pain pills it is. @HazyShades - you're right. Warm bath, and a coffee colonic. It does wonders.

Here's what's hilarious about my kidney stone pain. When my first stones arrived in 1990 (left kidney), that was the only time the pain was excruciating. After lithotripsy, the right kidney got 'em in 2000. The pain was nowhere near as bad as in 1990.

In 2011, the right one - again. Lithotripsy. The stone waa was so large (nearly 2 cm in overall size), that they kept me suspended in the water tub for nearly two hours, lithotriptor going the whole time.

It took three years for that one to pass - but, new ones came right behind it. Both kidneys. Now, they're talking about surgery, and stents. My kidneys are producing 40% of what they should. The reason?

Type-1 diabetes. I'll say this though, @HazyShades, and all of the rest of you -

With Liz by my side, and my friends here - I'm going to live one helluva a b***s - out, kickass life. Maybe we'll organize a @Whiskey's Corner VapeFest 2016 - get together for a weekend of comraderie, compar-o-vape, and @Saddletramp1200. and I can crank some tunes (we'll trade off playing lead guitar, and get a drummer, a bassist - I'll play some keyboards, sing like soaring eagle, and between @BigNasty, myself, and anyone with else with cooking skills, we'll EAT).

With enough vapor, we can seed the clouds above, and create the tastiest rain ever.- all we'd have to do is find interested sponsors (like P.O.E.T [super-yum], and maybe even Vapor Joe and Tyger might be interested).

With some CASAA representatives to get a positive word out, and a lot of love - by then, I'll have my Hoveround power chair to keep up with bipeds for long distances...!

PM me or Liz if you think my idea has any merit.

Peace and Love Forever be yours,

LW & Liz
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Yup..mine were mostly due to my cafe habit and my great appreciation for dairy products.
The herbals I mentioned b4 do wonders to dissolve those big buggers that constipate your kidneys
and break up the crystals so they don't tear you up on the way out.

Though my cafe habit hasn't changed much I have stopped drinking milk but still cheese out
and reward my self with frozen yogurt. But I rarely get stones now 'cause I've learned to stay
alkalinized by drinking ACV.
I've met many women who have had both experiences, kidney stones and childbirth
who say the stones hurt worse.

Now constipated kidneys is serious. I met Dr Cade, head of kidney research at UF
and inventor of Gatorade. One of my roomies was the first person to be cured of schizophrenia
with dialysis. When kidneys are clogged not only do you not get rid of toxins
but those toxins can make you ill and crazy as shit.
You can always sweat a lot..

I feel for you, Bro. But I'm sure your positive attitude will get you through,
all you need is Love..Love is all you need...Know what I mean jelly...

 
HazyShades

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( He don't know it's a Hearse) rotfl:p :cool:
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Okay, I do now. Cool ride. Surely a gas hog but I can dig it.
Still, ya think a thief merits the back of the hearse? Shit that's insulting to your dead buds you might
take for a ride. I'd tie the guy behind the Hearse and go for a cruise on a bumpy road..dragging
 
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Clapton always eff me over. Stabbed myself damn good
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Good morning and best wishes to all! Almost time to work
I'd rather go back to bed. Is it three o'clock yet? How bout now? Lasers and punches and press brakes oh my!
 
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