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I'm in no way a perfectionist, just a grand buster of balls lol
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I told a certain someone I'd just lop off her ear lobes. I have scissorsGauges, in the ear lobes - not my cup of tea, either. It's definitely the thing of a generation much younger than mine. Somewhat grotesque, as well. Yet, this is America, baby. Gauge away, all that you like. Just remember, when you're my age, and your skin starts losing its elasticity - it won't be pretty...
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and a utility knife I carry.
Now if you could do something useful with those holes like install headlights or something
They have meds for that, I'm sure.
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Hi LW, hope you are doing good..been thinking of you!
Really.
I prefer to hear/see the story develop
and the illustration to happen in my mind
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I'm sure it's in suppository form only too lol
Waiting for the "spin cycle" to pass...
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Lol that's complete horsehockey AND YOU KNOW IT!
Okay Hank, I liked your post but skip the suppository..
You're a hoot, Hank!
No, someone once told me my 40's would be the best years of my life. She LIED.
No, someone once told me my 40's would be the best years of my life. She LIED.
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No chance in hell I go anywhere near one
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I just calls em likes I seez em huck
Indeed. Just like good wine they get better with time.
But I already told you what happened to the wine we celebrated our divorce with...
"No, Doctor. They have PSA blood tests for that. Take off the glove, I'm armed and dangerous."
Excellent picture. Thank you for sharing.
Be sure and let us know ahead. We will pray and send positive thoughts to you.I'll have you know, @Saddletramp1200 and I had something similar to the suppository last week. Me no likee. My urologist is going to operate on me, in January. Stents, and all. I will survive. My blood tests came back excellent. PSAs are super low - not bad for a cat who had the big C.
Your screen name says it all, Hank.
LW & Liz
Indeed, ditto
Hazelnut cream , one splenda pleaseFresh pot of coffee is on
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kind of a simiilar conversation awhile back was discussed, and someone mentioned be even more worried if it`s a woman..lolI'll have you know, @Saddletramp1200 and I had something similar to the suppository last week. Me no likee. My urologist is going to operate on me, in January. Stents, and all. I will survive. My blood tests came back excellent. PSAs are super low - not bad for a cat who had the big C.
Your screen name says it all, Hank.
LW & Liz
my last check up of this sorts..12 years ago...
Beauty of a PA...several funnies to this particular check up..lol
When all finished with the exam, she let the elastic of my undies kind of snap back right on my unit...owe..!
I wondered if I was a little too much in her face with it when she told me to drop my pants..?
I buy my chain Mail underwear @ Bikers R. Us. And I always keep my ass to the wall.I'll have you know, @Saddletramp1200 and I had something similar to the suppository last week. Me no likee. My urologist is going to operate on me, in January. Stents, and all. I will survive. My blood tests came back excellent. PSAs are super low - not bad for a cat who had the big C.
Your screen name says it all, Hank.
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And not like I was a perv at all either..
seriously
seriously
Check, If it has a Badge, Briefcase, or a Stethoscope yu need to keep your drawers up, & your ass to the wall.
Night everyone ! Rest and relaxation in order for the rest of the night. Probably pass out in about an hour lol
Have a good night Breazy!!
Good night LW!!
I just ordered some "little Voices" from Hong Kong. Should be here by the time I have my next Doctors Appointment.
I rode the Bike the first time as not to freak him out. This time I'm driving my car. It's going to be fun.
Something in the air... my dog needs to go out, too.
I had to get a cyst removed from my penis once
and the doctor's assistant was a hot and beautiful young woman.
So the doc wraps suture around my thing to make it nice and hard so
he could get all of the cyst off.
Meanwhile his assistant is looking at me and my stuff in a very familiar manner...
I was *so* embarrassed, possibly for the first time ever.
But ever since I've wished I had a woman doctor..
Extra large cup on the wayHazelnut cream , one splenda please
There is a long list of doing things in my life I regret doing. Reading that joke is one. LMAO And if it's not a joke, it should be.
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uhh..well..any regrets after having it removed ? by you or current dates?..never mind LMAO
Catching up on this thread reminds me how bad i want another tattoo
So, this drunk walked up to a lady at a bus stop. He said, Lady, is my peter hangin' out? She looked and said, No your peter isn't hanging out, He said, it should be I'm pissin'.
I admire Tatoos, just not on me.
I love the one i have. Only delema is my next one, where i want to put it. I know what i want. But not shure on location. Its going on my right arm, of this im certian. But idk if i want shoulder or forearm for this one.
This is the one i have now. Its on my left forearm. Ive had it for about 3 years now. Maby 4.... i cant rember. 
No joke. Have the scar to prove it...not gonna ask if you wanna see.There is a long list of doing things in my life I regret doing. Reading that joke is one. LMAO And if it's not a joke, it should be.
I know what i want next. Only problem is i dont know where to put it.
Hello Huff! My penis is still with me.
The small venereal cyst given to me as a going away present by an ex girlfriend
was small and only a slightly visible scar remains. No animals were maimed or made small
in the making of this production..
My Danger Will Robinson alarm just went off. I sense the need to go .
So, this drunk walked up to a lady at a bus stop. He said, Lady, is my peter hangin' out? She looked and said, No your peter isn't hanging out, He said, it should be I'm pissin'.
Wheres the tattoo artist when you need him?
What? You'd prefer if it wasn't with me, Lorena @Whiskey ?Ewwwwwwwww TMI
LOL...somebody wants to see my scar..Ha-Ha-Ha...got one under my right eye too.
Knife fight. I won.
Knife fight. I won.
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