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HazyShades

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Yea right. Hide quick.
I'm getting a divorce. Can't find the rum.
 

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My boss just tecxted me. 6 hours of overtime next week. I dont like thst i wont have 2 days off in a row, but thats a good amount at time and a half.
 

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Who shows up to a recovering alcoholics house knowing they are in recovery with a bottle of booze!!? I mean wtf. Sorry I'm little miffed at the moment.
Someone trying to kick their non drinking asses off the wagon or they are just dumb enough too forget to breathe on a regular basis
 

HazyShades

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Still can't find the Bacardi..but the old lady made a pit stop to remind me
we have a bottle of Havana Club in the liquor cabinet.
so the divorce is postponed until the next time
she hides my stuff...

And I just forgot where I stashed most of her presents.
I'll probably remember when she remembers where she put the Bacardi.
 

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It's the first time I have ever threw someone out of my house.
Wooot,wooot, good for you. RESPECT is something alot of people don't think about. I get to go to my inlaws all of the time and they are both sloppy drunks. Thankfully seeing them like that is more of a help than a hindrance, I just think" Dam, if you knew how dumb you looked"
 

HazyShades

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Uhmmm. Good stuff but not as good as Bacardi.
Cuban rum like Cuban cigars mostly suck now-a-days.
Bacardi is now made in Boricua land and
the best Cuban cigars grow and are rolled in the Dominican Republic.
 

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Wooot,wooot, good for you. RESPECT is something alot of people don't think about. I get to go to my inlaws all of the time and they are both sloppy drunks. Thankfully seeing them like that is more of a help than a hindrance, I just think" Dam, if you knew how dumb you looked"
Yeah, cuz I sure as hell was told enough how dumb I looked. Of course, I had very little memory of that. I always thought I did it RIGHT. LOL!!
 

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Me sees a genious...
dumb you look?....not even going there..A Holes...
you done did everything right Huck...
my memory anyway...
 

HazyShades

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Yeah, cuz I sure as hell was told enough how dumb I looked. Of course, I had very little memory of that. I always thought I did it RIGHT. LOL!!
My dad, who was French and drank much Courvoisier
left me a tip b4 he disappeared mysteriously.

Always eat a tablespoon of butter before drinking.
It coats your tummy so the alcohol is absorbed slowly,
keeps you from getting shit faced and enables you to outdrink your buds
 

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Here,here.
Glad that's not today anymore. :)
My dad, who was French and drank much Courvoisier
left me a tip b4 he disappeared mysteriously.

Always eat a tablespoon of butter before drinking.
It coats your tummy so the alcohol is absorbed slowly,
keeps you from getting shit faced and enables you to outdrink your buds
Nah, man. I'm 11 years sober. :)
 

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My dad, who was French and drank much Courvoisier
left me a tip b4 he disappeared mysteriously.

Always eat a tablespoon of butter before drinking.
It coats your tummy so the alcohol is absorbed slowly,
keeps you from getting shit faced and enables you to outdrink your buds
someone else got`s a crush too,....;)
 

Boattlebot

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Found my stick battery finally. It rolled under my couch. I can live without it, but i use it to build on and fire ,y coils before i put them on my mod, so im happy i found it.
 
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