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4-6 wraps I can't remember.
I'm hanging out with you too Breazy, You just can't see me.
I thought my furry turd, the tardy cat was needy for attention...Helllllllllllllllllllloooooo
Nowhere as much as birds do.
One of the only few I would consider.
BUT I have seen enough that have long deep seated mental issues.
A friend has one that was ignored a bit, so it's vocal range is impressive on what it does to entertain itself, but from neck down looks a bit plucked... not a feather on it from head down.
I started calling it chicken and it for some reason liked that name and would perk up every time I went over there and paid attention to it.
I am actually scared it will get willed to me.
Like the little bastard but it is LOUD!! all the time volume set to 11ty billion.
I just wish something good would happen ! I don't even think the pope can help at this pointI'm hanging out with you too Breazy, You just can't see me.
Loudest of them all are the cockatoo's, I had a neighbor that had a pair, OMFG, screamed....and literally, you thought someone was getting murdered every time they started up. Never get pairs, they are in constant competition on who can be loudest
One of the household's greys latched onto some annoying sound it enjoyed.
When it did it, sounds like a set of growls and a ear drum shattering screech that would destroy grey matter.
I asked wtf?? is that thing ok?
They laughed and told me someone one night was revving a loud engine and peeled out down the street. It was just that but in bird form.
My Grand Pa told me this. A Man ain't beat till he gives up.
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They learn sounds very quickly, like a barking dog, this one I may get has 3 to mimic....oh god
Whee... at Liz's pain management center. What fun. I have 4G, but wi-fi would be nice (though, in our lives, we use very little data).
I'm stuck beside an older woman who has that 'older woman smell.' Meanwhile, a female in her thirties just went into the bathroom, and, MAN! She's covered every type of flatulence that George Carlin described in the '70s:
"The 'fizz.' The 'fazz.' The 'fizz-fazz.' The 'rip@#*!,' the 'tear@$$' and the 'snorter;' and, the one that goes 'whoosh.'
She walked out of there, like nothing happened. No shame, at all (LoL).
If it had been me, I would've had both hot and cold water spigots WIDE OPEN; flushing as each episode occurred, and I know that my cane will reach the electric hand-dryer... that would've been on, too!
Manners? Couth? What the hell is that, nonexistent nowadays? Okay, I'm done ranting. My Liz is so ladylike when she uses 'the facilities.' I suppose that I should find some gratitude in that...
Just another day in Podunkville, Southeastern USA... Colorado, I cannot wait to live in your fair state... not a soul here will miss me when I leave, anyway (LoL).
LW & Liz (well, I'm waiting for her, anyway)
TMI.....LOL
Shame.. people has none.Whee... at Liz's pain management center. What fun. I have 4G, but wi-fi would be nice (though, in our lives, we use very little data).
I'm stuck beside an older woman who has that 'older woman smell.' Meanwhile, a female in her thirties just went into the bathroom, and, MAN! She's covered every type of flatulence that George Carlin described in the '70s:
"The 'fizz.' The 'fazz.' The 'fizz-fazz.' The 'rip@#*!,' the 'tear@$$' and the 'snorter;' and, the one that goes 'whoosh.'
She walked out of there, like nothing happened. No shame, at all (LoL).
If it had been me, I would've had both hot and cold water spigots WIDE OPEN; flushing as each episode occurred, and I know that my cane will reach the electric hand-dryer... that would've been on, too!
Manners? Couth? What the hell is that, nonexistent nowadays? Okay, I'm done ranting. My Liz is so ladylike when she uses 'the facilities.' I suppose that I should find some gratitude in that...
Just another day in Podunkville, Southeastern USA... Colorado, I cannot wait to live in your fair state... not a soul here will miss me when I leave, anyway (LoL).
LW & Liz (well, I'm waiting for her, anyway)
I have zero shame on farting, NONE. why hold that shit in and be uncomfortable?
I spread the joy the the deaf can enjoy em also.
I do in the grocery store.
Sad thing is you cannot smell the difference between the shameless unwashed pajama masses and what I let loose to hang in the air.
So I share the love.
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Kind of like dropping a nice one in the isle of a supermarket and then while standing in the next isle you wear someone start swearing about the stench in the isle you just left.
YEP.
We raised Parakeets when I was a kid. The aqua ones were my favorite.
I laugh,take more than that to mess up this thread>wink<
I'm fuckin' crazy & little birds had nothing to do with it
Silly dog, HATES her stomach being touched, if you notice her back leg pushing my hand up to her rib cage.
P.S. Don't mind the scars on my hand, it happens when you spend 15+yrs in a professional kitchen.
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P.S. Don't mind the scars on my hand, it happens when you spend 15+yrs in a professional kitchen.
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Looks like a living tree, just not decorated.kinda sorta
If it was not for the pollen and pitch I would being one in..
the food library has bags of pine cones that smell amazing... need to pick some up.
Wait cold affecting pines?
Not sure if serious....
I know tradition but and here is the big BUT.. having worked retail in a middle of a mall.... FUCK christmas music.I do as tradition, we always had a holiday decoration time growing up, I sort of kept that going with our place, not over done but enough to enjoy having family over and the togetherness is special to us.
OK one xmas season I was working in an adult shop... half was clothes the other half was what you think it has.
The owner's son now owner is a complete fucktard when it comes to marketing and put in all sorts of xmas shit.. I think the cd bank was 60 cds of all xmas shit... different languages etc.
the first hour was not bad... but the random would get stuck on playing the same song only but different people...
Customers would walk in look and walk out. biggest complaint was the music, once we removed the holiday crap music we got word of mouth and actually had an increase in sales.
Can only hear let it snow, jingle bells, and silent night in German, Spanish, French, Italian and English so many times before it makes you insane.
The mall I worked in.. holy shit not only was it all over but LOUD, and we were by the kiddy play ground area... then they put in coin rides that were as loud as the snot nose disease machines.... then they put in a veggie tales booth...
HOLY crap that year I wanted silence, no flashing twinkling shit... xmas eve the last customer, thought that the entire English language consisted of fuck and it's variances...was so bad I was closed and he was still talking while I was trying to just shut down and go home.
I looked at him after almost an hour of him spouting fucks every other word and calmly deadpan stared him in the face. "shut the fuck up! Merry fucking Christmas to all and GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
I set the alarm and left.
HOLY crap that year I wanted silence, no flashing twinkling shit... xmas eve the last customer, thought that the entire English language consisted of fuck and it's variances...was so bad I was closed and he was still talking while I was trying to just shut down and go home.
I looked at him after almost an hour of him spouting fucks every other word and calmly deadpan stared him in the face. "shut the fuck up! Merry fucking Christmas to all and GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
I set the alarm and left.
I used to do a lot of photography and started with working taking pictures of the kids with Santa, sick sick sick...all the time, until I went into portrait studio work. after that with pet therapy , back into the schools and hospitals with....you got it.....sick sick sick kids
Parents, please keep you sick children at home!!!!!!!!!!!
Parents, please keep you sick children at home!!!!!!!!!!!
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Whee... at Liz's pain management center. What fun. I have 4G, but wi-fi would be nice (though, in our lives, we use very little data).
I'm stuck beside an older woman who has that 'older woman smell.' Meanwhile, a female in her thirties just went into the bathroom, and, MAN! She's covered every type of flatulence that George Carlin described in the '70s:
"The 'fizz.' The 'fazz.' The 'fizz-fazz.' The 'rip@#*!,' the 'tear@$$' and the 'snorter;' and, the one that goes 'whoosh.'
She walked out of there, like nothing happened. No shame, at all (LoL).
If it had been me, I would've had both hot and cold water spigots WIDE OPEN; flushing as each episode occurred, and I know that my cane will reach the electric hand-dryer... that would've been on, too!
Manners? Couth? What the hell is that, nonexistent nowadays? Okay, I'm done ranting. My Liz is so ladylike when she uses 'the facilities.' I suppose that I should find some gratitude in that...
Just another day in Podunkville, Southeastern USA... Colorado, I cannot wait to live in your fair state... not a soul here will miss me when I leave, anyway (LoL).
LW & Liz (well, I'm waiting for her, anyway)
Just now, 26 dead in a Paris movie theatre. Every TV channel shoving ads up my ass. Credit card people wanting me to go in debit for shit I don't even want. Medical insurance company's saying I might be left on the street to die if I don't have their card. & Mosquitos the size of aircraft.
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