Dude! There was a terrible crossdresser at the coffee shop yesterday. If that's what someone is into, more power to them- but he/she/whatever, starting hitting on the barista.
totally awkward moment, the barista is a really cute 20 something hot chick with daddy issues, and the he/she/whatever was a 40-50 something 7ft tall footplayer built bad wig wearing he/she/whatever, with a voice deeper than James earl jones.
I didn't know if I should laugh, cry or call the police. As soon as he/she/whatever left, Natalie(the barista) just looked over at me and said 'he has boobs'