Gorilla tape works better for kids, they can't wiggle out of it.
For the hordes of destructo midgets running around here... tazers and chloroform..
Only because Napalm and anti personal mines are kind of against the law and a few Geneva conventions.
I swear the next time I have to get up at 430 to go put air in mom's tires because some fucking destructo midget has let the air out of them and half the neighbors cars also.
I am busting out the ghillie suit, camera, the pepper spray and some whoop ass.
The rubber hose beat down till they piss blood will be for the parents who snivel about some crazy who pepper sprayed and spanked their misbegotten crotch spawn.
Never mentioned the bi to tri weekly refill of tires around here.
Some little shit thinks it is fucking grand fun to let air out of people's tires in the middle of the night.
Weird that the one who's kids are the spawn of satan and crazy russian gal are never fucked with.... they were almost booted out for starting fires behind the garages and under strict suggestions that if they were seen out without adult supervision again they would be evicted.
The tire thing I can almost tolerate and understand but the writing on the buildings in dog shit I cannot EVEN begin to fathom.
. Shit woulda been melted by the time I have to go to work. Speaking of which,, better hit the shower,, work peeps do NOT wanna see me without my hairs and face did
. Shit woulda been melted by the time I have to go to work. Speaking of which,, better hit the shower,, work peeps do NOT wanna see me without my hairs and face did
