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gaS station is a 2 secound walk. My job depends kn my license. Id never drimk i NV drive
I have store bought teeth. If I hold my mouth just right when I'm ridin' I can blow my nose from the wind tunnel my dentures provide. 
Plus in the win collomI have store bought teeth. If I hold my mouth just right when I'm ridin' I can blow my nose from the wind tunnel my dentures provide.
OK, my bad, but I just have ZERO tolerance for it on a personal level.
It's an acquired skill.
I'm out. Later.
Tech Tip. Buy twice as much stuff as you need to get loaded & pass out, & you'll never drive drunk. Worked for me all these years.
lEarned real early. I was 4 or 6 or somewhere innbetween when i had to go to to police staton with my mkm to get my dad out of the drunk tank after he hit a parked car after he had a few to many. Its just not worth it. I need my license. Altho i may or may not stsre at how pretty my car is when i, going or coking back from the beer run.
My car js super pretty. Ill be very sad when i get rid of her
Nite nite
Gnight
I laugh to the point of trauma at the Idiots waiting to buy Beer & Wine every Sunday. Tells me all I need to know.
Lol. I nirmalt just go after work and grab whag i want/need. Bjt i drank a 6 pack of oculto (really good beer actuslly) and the l@dt of ,y bourben. So i ran out and needed wanted more. So i got so,e. But the danish looked tasty as fuck
LolThe answer we were looking for was My Throttle stuck.
Cop knew it was tricked out by the big cam idle that said "this ain't stock"..I mean 327 bored .30" over, forged pistons, Molly rings, solid high lift cam, double hump 2.02" ported and polished heads, (chev emblem) dual 650 Holley's on a Edelbrock alum manifold, dual K&N air cleaners sticking up out the hood and of course tuned Hedman headers, with 4" exhausts sticking out on each side in front of the rear fender wells..narrowed 4.1l posi rear end with wide deep dish rims and Goodyear tires..yes indeed, that cop had me dead to rights, lol
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Cop pulled me
Cop stoped me once just to check out my pony. He was njce enought nit to right me all kf the tickets. Open headers, nitrous hooked up with a full bottle. I had drsg slicks on it st the ,moment, and basicly off of the tickets. He still tlld me not to come throug again lol
God jm gunna be sad when u get rid of my pony,.... but i npwant somethi g newer and ,ore winter capable. Im dead set on a wrx. I love subies just as much as my pony. And i really just want to play with some tturbos. Pkus i want another rally car instead of a drsg csr. Apif i wasent limited to one csr due to finicialcand space reasons i wouldent even worry bout it.
I once saw an undercover mustang pull over a mjstang. It was an intrwring sight to see.
Mine was just what I drove back and forth to work.. I built that 327 in my garage with parts from Summit Racing..
Also rebuilt the Borg Warner 4spd tranny and VertiGate linkage wih a high performance clutch package.. No nitrous oxide as it wasn't meant for drag racing..just my grocery getter, and Saturday night cruiser..bucket seats were great at the drive end with my numerous girlfriends.. They laid all the way back, lol
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Bucket seats fhat go all the wag back are gods gofts to csr guys.
And on that note i, just absolutly hammered. I cant beleave im saying thisnnjt i needdp to go to bed.
And on fhst bomshell, gnight!
You don't have to use "wet Nitrous" but it's nice to have. Rich boys Corvette feeds a poor boys Corvair with a 327 in the back seat. I have $50.00 says I can get to that street light faster than you. Just a poor boy wanting to be a rich boy.
Hello LW & Liz. Long time , No Howdy. Lost several Picks & broke 2 strings since we last spoke. Big Hugs.
Golden Earring, Twilight Zone. It's a Good thing. 
Only thing a Man needs is enough money to die like He wants. I have not reached that amount yet.
It's alright if you love me. It's alright if you don't, I'm not afraid of you runnin' away. I have the feeling you won't.
But at night when all the world's asleep. West bound I 10 your clean to the Cali border/. Ain't seen any Bears tonight. The Chicken coops are open. Trucking, is the only profession I know of that you have to pay to work. So I say, Go get it yourself.
Cheap thrills. Breathe right strips. I'm gonna get pizza boy.
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I can't vape without coughing. So past pissed.
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I'm coughin so bad, they need to put me to sleep. This shit ain't funny. Has to be some flu virus that Morphs. Kickin' my ass.
I refuse to give up. I don't smoke. Go screw yourself. Take Fidel with ya'
Make sure you have more Motor than They do. Winners have simply made it. Looser 2nd place. don't. I cheatBitchin' dreams Pete.
Jimi I know a little of what you are saying my wifes brother has the same cancer except it is now in his bones. When we went back home in October I took him to his chemo appointments. We love you Jimi and you are family here and we take care as best we can for our family here,you and yours will be in our prayers.
I am all in for you Dude. I know things about stuff. Want the best for you. I look forward to not paying Taxes.
Do my best work at night,
A steady stream of JD & Folgers is my diet. Some type of super bug I'm afraid. I will defeat it. I find it annoying. Good Morning/ all/family.
Welcome to my nightmare, hope I didn't scare ya, just the way we are when we come down.
We cry laugh & scream here, but We feel right at home.
(((((((((Jimi)))))))))) Hugs hugs hugsDon't really want to complain, haven't told hardly anyone but I will I guess' got diagnosed with agresive cancer
Hope you get to feeling better soon.We cry laugh & scream here, but We feel right at home.
Dude, they have seen that shit disappear. sometimes it don't. I got a bunch of stuff inside me I don't take care of. It wore out, & I'm going to die. I had a fuckin' ball. You do the same.
I might live years, days, hours. Don't know. Important part is live the best you can. If all my Family will fund Me, I will go screw myself to death in Nevada. Tried it once before, but I ran out of money.
I'm here for a reason. Don't know why, but we will find out.
Don't matter. Got Beer, Food, & Tunes. It's Turd Day!
Morning Everyone ! Off to Work !
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