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WINNERS ANNOUNCED: The First Annual WISE-ASS Contest
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Congrats winners! 
Thanks guys!
And congratulations to the others as well.
I really had fun reading all the submissions- gave me several laugh-out-loud moments.
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We'll do it again some time. Maybe we can get even more vendors involved and make the prizes bigger. It was a blast.
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Congrats everyone!
DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
They were together in the house, just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night.
The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her
from the storm.
Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed...
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on...
They knew it was wrong...
Their families would never understand... So consumed were they in their FEAR that they heard no opening of doors...just the faint click of a camera......
They were together in the house, just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night.
The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her
from the storm.
Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed...
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on...
They knew it was wrong...
Their families would never understand... So consumed were they in their FEAR that they heard no opening of doors...just the faint click of a camera......
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I stopped getting notices, and sorta lost track of this thread... but I'm really happy that I had enuff entries to rack up the points...
I was at my 'Pain Dr.' yesterday getting some injections in my back, so this was a nice surprise to see this morning!! I really enjoyed reading all of the other peoples' entries, too, and want to say Congrats to my fellow Wise Ass Winners...
Thanks go out to vaperature, Vaporacle Press and SlowFoot Vapes for making this all possible!!
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Send me a pm.I am totally shocked, and Honored, to have been chosen the "Biggest Wise Ass" in this Contest!!
I stopped getting notices, and sorta lost track of this thread... but I'm really happy that I had enuff entries to rack up the points...
I was at my 'Pain Dr.' yesterday getting some injections in my back, so this was a nice surprise to see this morning!! I really enjoyed reading all of the other peoples' entries, too, and want to say Congrats to my fellow Wise Ass Winners...
Thanks go out to vaperature, Vaporacle Press and SlowFoot Vapes for making this all possible!!
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Message received. All prizes are now en route to the lucky winners.
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That's hilarious.I thought everyone would like to see what a 'Wise Ass' is really made from...
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Founded by a cousin of mine, quite distant cousin, I might add.
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Valentine’s Day Cards
Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.
By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”
“But why?” asked Mike.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.
Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.
By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”
“But why?” asked Mike.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.
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