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[The Cromwell]

Off to the neighbors, I need some chicken blood for the Retired1 voodoo doll.

 

[The Cromwell]

I wish you were too. heheheehehehe
Kidding of course. I just wanted to post something mean so I could put a zombie in the middle of some devil smileys.

No you aren't
It is the truth.

 

[Reign]

Off to the neighbors, I need some chicken blood for the Retired1 voodoo doll.

You don't keep that in stock!?!?!

 

[Emmy28]

Hi Emliy! Night Emily! Hope to chat with you tomorrow.

Hello and good night. I've never had so many friends, well I didn't have any.

 

[Atchafalaya]

True, true. Maybe one day I will hit someone with a wet noodle.

Hit R1!!!!!!

We could have a fish slapping match?

On R1????

 

[Sir Kadly]

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[Sir Kadly]

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[Reign]

Hit R1!!!!!!

On R1????

I only hit people I like with wet noddles, I save bricks for those OTHER people.

 

[The Cromwell]

You don't keep that in stock!?!?!

Nope no chickens Skunks and racoons kill em all at my place.

 

[Atchafalaya]

Welcome to the forum life Emmy.

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OMG is that YOU????? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I clicked on the picture and couldn't get rid of it. It's too funny! Great pic!

Ow bedtime, Emmy is cute and sweet and untouched by life. I've never met anyone so beautiful inside, a heart of an angel this one. I've never even heard her cuss.
Night y'all, much better here

Gnight!!!!

I don't think Onyx has popped into this thread yet. Shit, despite my previous comments about nobody judging me, I'm not sure if that'll be true with her, and she's just about guaranteed to learn things in this thread she didn't know. Guess I better give her at least the bare bones of the story ahead of time, and see what she says.

I don't think I know Onyx.

Atch, I do believe you and I are kindred spirits. And it's gumbo night as well, take out but this little cajun place knows how to do it right.

GEEZERS! That's cool. You could be my little brotha from another motha. lol

 

[The Cromwell]

If you haven't caught on to at least one half of it already, maybe it isn't too obvious and she won't notice. I thought it was probably pretty obvious, but what do I know? What do you think Atcha, did Reign just miss the obvious, or is it not obvious at all??

Anyway, many of the people here know parts of my real world life, as does Onyx. And there might be a disconnect between what she sees here, or at least what I think she'll see here, and what she thinks she knows about my personal life.

 

[Sir Kadly]

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[Atchafalaya]

Time to do evening chores. Catch y'all later...

Night Dragon Daddy.
I'm off here too. Have too much to do.

 

[Reign]

If you haven't caught on to at least one half of it already, maybe it isn't too obvious and she won't notice. I thought it was probably pretty obvious, but what do I know? What do you think Atcha, did Reign just miss the obvious, or is it not obvious at all??

Anyway, many of the people here know parts of my real world life, as does Onyx. And there might be a disconnect between what she sees here, or at least what I think she'll see here, and what she thinks she knows about my personal life.

To be quite honest, I don't even go back through threads before I jump right in. For all I know y'all could've been discussing ways to kill me before I got here.

Then again if you need someone to miss the obvious I'm your guy!

 

[Sir Kadly]

I don't think I know Onyx.

You do, sort of, though not by that name. She's a regular in the Kawfee thread.

 

[The Cromwell]

Hit R1!!!!!!

On R1????

R1 loves wet noodles.

 

[Atchafalaya]

100 points to Kad! Do you also know the legend behind the word? Part of it is revealed in the movie DragonHeart. (Ooops, I was spose'd ta say "What movie Atcha?") Anyway, I love that song! Bad to the Bone makes me wanna rock out, dude!

Um. It's a horror movie. I know those. hehehehe.
Stephen King's "Christine"

 

[Reign]

OMG is that YOU????? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I clicked on the picture and couldn't get rid of it. It's too funny! Great pic!

Gnight!!!!

I don't think I know Onyx.

GEEZERS! That's cool. You could be my little brotha from another motha. lol

Yes that is me, Onyx was having a rough go so I degraded myself to get a laugh out of her. In all seriousness while I am a huge goofball if I see a friend in need there is no lengths I won't go to, to try and make them feel better.

 

[Atchafalaya]

Then again if you need someone to miss the obvious I'm your guy!

I think he really is related to me now.

 

[Atchafalaya]

I'll give you a hint, since it is sorta public here on VU anyway, though it isn't on ECF. The person in my avi with me, is another VU member, who happens to live in Texas. And is not who Onyx would expect to see me flirting with, never mind in a picture with me.

Hey!!!!! Oh geez.........now I'm shy. Yes, I am a goofball. But I'm shy too.

 

[Reign]

I think he really is related to me now.

Too soon to post the "want to do karate in the garage?" clip again.

 

[Sir Kadly]

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[Reign]

Ok I am catching on now I think. But probably not, but I think so. FUCK! I just confused myself.

 

[chopdoc]

@chopdoc We're making a comeback lol

Damn glad to see ya here Rixy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Reign]

OH SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER GOOGLE IMAGES RUBBING FINGERS NAUGHTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not what I was looking for, but I enjoyed it kind of.

 

[Atchafalaya]

Damn glad to see ya here Rixy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey choppy!!!

 

[Sir Kadly]

OH SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER GOOGLE IMAGES RUBBING FINGERS NAUGHTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not what I was looking for, but I enjoyed it kind of.

???

 

[Reign]

???

HAHAHA!!!! Someone didn't follow my advice.

 

[Reign]

Was looking for the shame, shame thing but ended up making my pants not fit.

 

[chopdoc]

Holy shit peeps, 6 pages today, really???????????

Sorry havent been around much, been like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest. So damn busy its unreal and when I get a chance to stop, I totally stop! Been working trying to get my place livable again and doing it all alone. Then stuff I need keeps turning up missing. Tore the place apart three time yesterday looking for my Jig saw. Called the ex and asked her, turns out she took it. Asked why she didnt ask to borrow it, she tells me because I would of said no. Bitch knows me well . Still cant find the brand new 10 in saw blade I bought for me table saw, ended up running to town yesterday and buying another one, needed it that badly.

I will be around when I can yall, maybe post some before and after pictures next week. Right now the couch is calling m name

 

[Atchafalaya]

Ummm, darling, you broke the news to everyone on the Fugee thread a couple weeks ago, only a couple on the Wompers didn't know. I didn't think you'd mind me saying that, I'm sorry.

You don't have to be sorry.

 

[Reign]

Holy shit peeps, 6 pages today, really???????????

Sorry havent been around much, been like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest. So damn busy its unreal and when I get a chance to stop, I totally stop! Been working trying to get my place livable again and doing it all alone. Then stuff I need keeps turning up missing. Tore the place apart three time yesterday looking for my Jig saw. Called the ex and asked her, turns out she took it. Asked why she didnt ask to borrow it, she tells me because I would of said no. Bitch knows me well . Still cant find the brand new 10 in saw blade I bought for me table saw, ended up running to town yesterday and buying another one, needed it that badly.

I will be around when I can yall, maybe post some before and after pictures next week. Right now the couch is calling m name

Chop as someone who went through the same shit not long ago, I hope you weather it better than I my friend.

 

[chopdoc]

Hey choppy!!!

Hey Atchaffy

 

[AndriaD]

If it makes any difference at all I have no idea who you are or who you're sister is and from the little I have read you seem quite nice and am glad your here.

Ditto all that. No clue. I have a faint memory of when she and Rixsta first got together, but it wasn't long after that when Retarded1 showed his ass in my direction and I came here.

Andria

 

[Reign]

You don't have to be sorry.

Yeah why sorry, I get it.

 

[AndriaD]

Yeah I take issue with this as well I am SUPPOSED to be the bad one, guess I have some work to do.

You're a lot calmer than you used to be, though. I keep waiting to see that deranged clown avatar.

Andria

 

[chopdoc]

Chop as someone who went through the same shit not long ago, I hope you weather it better than I my friend.

Its been over with the ex for a long time now, I was just staying with her for the pets. When I am gone at work for two weeks at a time I needed her to take care of them but thats not an issue now. My 23 yr old cat is doing fine at my moms and she took my dog with her so it is what it is. And I have no problems with being single. I miss the hell out of my pit bull baby and I know he is miserable without me but I dont miss her one bit.

 

[AndriaD]

I'll give you a hint, since it is sorta public here on VU anyway, though it isn't on ECF. The person in my avi with me, is another VU member, who happens to live in Texas. And is not who Onyx would expect to see me flirting with, never mind in a picture with me.

And who looks a lot like my aunt Betty, don't forget! What did Cromwell call her... "a fine looking cougar"??

Andria

 

[Reign]

You're a lot calmer than you used to be, though. I keep waiting to see that deranged clown avatar.

Andria

Ah I still love TWISTY!!!!

I was fresh off a divorce, full of piss and vinegar, drinking way too much and that's when my deranged clown comes out. I am on a strict limit of two beers a day now. Back then I was downing half bottles of Jamaican Rum a day, I still miss that guy sometimes but no enough to go back to that. I am done trying to kill myself slowly because someone else couldn't see what I am worth.

Someone, somewhere will appreciate who I am and what I have to offer. I just hope I can hang on long enough to find them.

 

[Reign]

That image is mesmerizing I can't quit watching it.

 

[Reign]

Gumbo time! Will catch you folks in a bit.

 

[Sir Kadly]

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[Atchafalaya]

You're a lot calmer than you used to be, though. I keep waiting to see that deranged clown avatar.

Andria

Oh! I want to see that!

Its been over with the ex for a long time now, I was just staying with her for the pets. When I am gone at work for two weeks at a time I needed her to take care of them but thats not an issue now. My 23 yr old cat is doing fine at my moms and she took my dog with her so it is what it is. And I have no problems with being single. I miss the hell out of my pit bull baby and I know he is miserable without me but I dont miss her one bit.

Well I'm glad you're out of that relationship. It was one-sided it seems. Sorry about Rascal.

Ah I still love TWISTY!!!!

I was fresh off a divorce, full of piss and vinegar, drinking way too much and that's when my deranged clown comes out. I am on a strict limit of two beers a day now. Back then I was downing half bottles of Jamaican Rum a day, I still miss that guy sometimes but no enough to go back to that. I am done trying to kill myself slowly because someone else couldn't see what I am worth.

Someone, somewhere will appreciate who I am and what I have to offer. I just hope I can hang on long enough to find them.

OMG American Horror Story!!

 

[Atchafalaya]

And who looks a lot like my aunt Betty, don't forget! What did Cromwell call her... "a fine looking cougar"??

Andria

 

[Reign]

Damn, I shut the thread down?

If I said anything that ruffled feathers I do apologize, I did get kind of comfortable very quickly. It was good being back but maybe I need some more time, again sorry if I offended.

 

[Atchafalaya]

Damn, I shut the thread down?

If I said anything that ruffled feathers I do apologize, I did get kind of comfortable very quickly. It was good being back but maybe I need some more time, again sorry if I offended.

Huh??? You didn't offend!!! Stop that!!! lol. You crack us up!

 

[coolerat]

Holy shit its like Peyton Place in here.

I have noooooooooooooooo idea what the last 5 pages were about.

 

[Sir Kadly]

Damn, I shut the thread down?

If I said anything that ruffled feathers I do apologize, I did get kind of comfortable very quickly. It was good being back but maybe I need some more time, again sorry if I offended.

Don't think you offended anybody. But if by some chance you did, I wouldn't worry about it. From what I gather you know most of these people pretty well, I've never seen this lot hold a grudge.

 

[Sir Kadly]

Holy shit its like Peyton Place in here.

I have noooooooooooooooo idea what the last 5 pages were about.

Peyton Place? That's so last century.

 

[AndriaD]

Ah I still love TWISTY!!!!

I was fresh off a divorce, full of piss and vinegar, drinking way too much and that's when my deranged clown comes out. I am on a strict limit of two beers a day now. Back then I was downing half bottles of Jamaican Rum a day, I still miss that guy sometimes but no enough to go back to that. I am done trying to kill myself slowly because someone else couldn't see what I am worth.

Someone, somewhere will appreciate who I am and what I have to offer. I just hope I can hang on long enough to find them.

I'm quite sure you'll find her, probably when you're least expecting to. But that thing with drinking... I actually had to consciously re-wire myself, from "fuck you, I'm just gonna get drunk!" to "fuck you, you're not worth killing myself over!" It was a hard change, but I knew my life depended on making it, so I really had no choice; at the time, I had a 4 yr old to take care of. Now he's 28... and STILL needs me! But if I hadn't gotten my head out of my ass, I might not realize that... hell, I wouldn't even be here!

Andria