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Draconigena

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What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. (in percentages)

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


Now you know why Politicians are where they are!
 
LynnNC

LynnNC

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Draconigena said:
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. (in percentages)

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


Now you know why Politicians are where they are!
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LOVE THIS!!!!! :)
 
Atchafalaya

Atchafalaya

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Draconigena said:
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. (in percentages)

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


Now you know why Politicians are where they are!
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That's great!
 
Debadoo

Debadoo

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Emmy28 said:
So I finally saved up all my money for my new mod, I'm keeping it as a surprise, not even Rixy knows.
@Debadoo I really think your going to like my new mod and can't wait to show you
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kewl! Well, since Rixy spilt the beans, I had to look it up. I knew it had to be purple! That's pretty. I dunno if I'd care for the shape of it, but hopefully it will be more comfy to hold than it looks. But that is a very pretty color/pattern.

Rixsta said:
Hammer of God V3 Purple Dye with a black Obese Buddha RTA.
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tattletale! :p

Emmy28 said:
That's what happens when I get a job at a vape shop Yup, I cannot wait until this arrives
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oh kewl........same one Rixy is workin at?

LynnNC said:
YES!!! It is!!!
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((((((Lynn)))))))))))))

Eskie said:
I would say good with morning, but I woke up with a damn cold starting so I'm really pissed off and cranky.
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so sorry yur sick darlin! Hope it goes away very soon!

Draconigena said:
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
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That's priceless! I'd heard that, or something like it a long time ago, but had totally forgotten about it. Have it saved now.

Hope everyone is having a great day. It's a beautiful 81 degrees here today!!!! Got all the windows open. Had the heat on last night. I really hope we've seen the last of our cold spells.
 
Debadoo

Debadoo

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KadlyDoWrong said:
Heya Deb! Good to see ya, was starting to wonder where you've been.
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Great to see you too darlin! The kids have been gone, so I've been on the couch which is way more comfy than the loveseat in the cave. But I just hadn't felt like moving the laptop out here. Heavy coffee table to move, then bring the table and laptop out, climb behind stuff to plug it in etc. Back just wasn't up to it. So I've been binge watching Reign. It's odd, but really good. But I finally brought the laptop out to the living room today.
 
Debadoo

Debadoo

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Member For 4 Years
The Cromwell said:
That is just to get their attention
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love taps.......that's all :p

Atchafalaya said:
Fernando says good morning.
View attachment 74725
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mornin lil piggy and big sis! and everyone else.........cept, it's evening now.

Atchafalaya said:
I need to spray for bugs. Came back from the bathroom and saw a black spider crawling around on my pony tail!!!! I flung him off and he landed on the sink. GEEZ!!!
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Yipes!!! So glad you saw it!
 
Debadoo

Debadoo

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Member For 4 Years
Rixsta said:
@Debadoo Hi, how are you, let's have a hug
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let's have a lot of em!! Now that yur not contagious! :D :hug::hug::hug::hug::hug: MIss my Rixy hugs! <3

USMCotaku said:
Presidents day
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ahhhhhhh I'd wondered too, but jup that explains it. I had to call the water dept today and they weren't in, so had to talk to non emergency dispatch since we're under a boil water notice to see how long they expect that to last. I asked my son why they wouldn't be there.....he said presidents day, but I forgot that means no mail. I told him it's been a really long time since we've had any good reason to celebrate our presidents!
 
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