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oh that sounds soooooooo good
that sounds good too. Glad you're finally feelin better and able to eat good. Kept meaning to call you this weekend to see how you were doing.
My back locked up on me a couple days ago. I can walk some without the walker now, but still really painful. It has gotten better though. Few more days and it'll be back to it's normal level of bad
yummmmmmmm
omggggg that cracked me up! Ozzy thought I'd lost my mind. (again)
yummmmmmm if you make chicharrones out of em!!
Wow............that's so wonderful of you to do that!
I'd seen a contest for it, but wasn't going to enter. But you made me change my mind.
Wow..........that's so hard. Glad you were finally able to have your son. (and that you named him after my dog)!
I do.......and did........a lot! lmao! Y'all had to drag me here kickin and screamin. this is the only thread I go to. (tried a cookin one, but it had little to do with cookin so I stopped). Just couldn't imagine life without you despots.
If I post at ECF I post here. Unless I can do only one thread. Sometimes I post here and not there though if I can only do one. Really miss y'all. Still don't have a comfy way to be on the puter, but it's a little better than it was.awwwwwwwww that was priceless!!
ROFL!
big brass shiny ones when I need em darlin!
They must be heavybig brass shiny ones when I need em darlin!
Keep em polished up nice?big brass shiny ones when I need em darlin!
Well mine are
I like SS316 ones, less maintenance.
Dunno, Emmy looks after mine
Hmm you may be on your own on maintenance after that post
Hope you aren't waxing them also!Well mine are
Nah, mine are like a monkeys lolHope you aren't waxing them also!
I still need them but they are in the palm of my hand ready to squeeze if he plays up.Hmm you may be on your own on maintenance after that post
Hello everyone, sorry I've not been around, needed time out x
Looks like I've not missed much x
Naah not much. The world ended though.
Nah... we all be oldt pharts and ain't got nothing intelligent to talk about no more (or so it would seem).
Nice to see you are still you're feisty little self once again.
If boden was around we could discuss electron dissipation.
Yeah, that was fun (pulling his chain).
Hey, any of you old folks remember the Flash Gordon series from about 50 years ago (60?)? Anyway, I remember when the first Star Crock stuff hit the TV in the late '60s and how we thought it was leading-edge science for a SciFi series. Well, it is playing on BBC America today and I laughed my ass off at how stupid it is and thought their "science" is now in the same class as the stupidity of the old Flash Gordon. Maybe they should dissipate a few electrons too...
Hey, any of you old folks remember the Flash Gordon series from about 50 years ago (60?)? Anyway, I remember when the first Star Crock stuff hit the TV in the late '60s and how we thought it was leading-edge science for a SciFi series. Well, it is playing on BBC America today and I laughed my ass off at how stupid it is and thought their "science" is now in the same class as the stupidity of the old Flash Gordon. Maybe they should dissipate a few electrons too...
I actually used to watch Flash Gordon, it was on WGN (a Chicago station) I think, as I recall each episode was only like 10 or 15 minutes long? They would show them with multiple episodes strung together. The effects were terrible (you could practically see the strings when the ship was flying) but I still loved watching it.
I also remember the movie (late 70s? early 80s?) being kind of a let down.
Yeah, Sir Kadly, I thought the movie was a let-down compared to the series (with strings holding up the ships and flames bent in space implying an atmosphere, etc.), but at the same time, the feature film was kinda funny. I put it in the same category as Space Balls for stupidity, though SB was a tad funnier.
Charge the capacitators!
Naw, I think everyone died. Or they just migrated back to ECF, but I am getting no notifications from them, so I haven't been there lately. Oh well...
Some like an overly contro..led environment.
Hope they enjoy it.
I have learned fairly recently to not allow myself to be drawn into net drama/conflicts by net 'friends'.
Should have already known better...
Hope they enjoy it.
I have learned fairly recently to not allow myself to be drawn into net drama/conflicts by net 'friends'.
Should have already known better...
This is why I refuse to participate in those threads that "discuss" (hardly the appropriate word) politics, religion, or any other volatile subject matter. One frequently finds a "friend" stabbing you in the back. But then again, IF you were really friends in the first place, a slight deviation in beliefs would not affect that, and if it does, it wasn't real in the first place. So, doesn't that mean that no matter which forum we choose, in some manner, we are "controlled" in what we do or say?
Those who cannot discuss politics and religon in a civilized manner are not my friends.
If you cannot accept difference of opinion in others you do not deserve my friendship.
Sorry but how I roll.
I do not descriminate against those who do not descriminate.
Those of narrow limited views however...
Absolutism leads to the dark side.
The universe is full of all shades and colors. Embrace the differences. Fear is the mindkiller.
If you cannot accept difference of opinion in others you do not deserve my friendship.
Sorry but how I roll.
I do not descriminate against those who do not descriminate.
Those of narrow limited views however...
Absolutism leads to the dark side.
The universe is full of all shades and colors. Embrace the differences. Fear is the mindkiller.
My feelings perzactly. The only problem is that very few hoomons on this planet are capable of "discussion" without letting their non-fact-based rants out.
They think their 'programming' keeps them safe. Those who question that 'programming' must be wrong.
I sometimes almost envy their self assuredness. Almost.
I sometimes almost envy their self assuredness. Almost.
Here's their programming, Crom:
You start with a cage containing four monkeys, and inside the cage you hang a banana on a string,
And then you place a set of stairs under the banana.
Before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana.
You then spray ALL the monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt. As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray ALL the monkeys with cold water.
Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new monkey. The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs. To his shock, ALL of the other monkeys beat the crap out of him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original four monkeys, replacing it with a new monkey. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment - with enthusiasm - because he is now part of the "team."
Then, replace a third original monkey with a new monkey, followed by the fourth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.
Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. Having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water.
Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the stairway for the Banana.
Why, you ask? Because in their minds, that is the way it has always been!
You may apply this to your favorite subject of distaste... replacing ALL the monkeys at the same time is the only way to cure the problem.
DISCLAIMER: This is meant as no disrespect to MONKEYS.
You start with a cage containing four monkeys, and inside the cage you hang a banana on a string,
And then you place a set of stairs under the banana.
Before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana.
You then spray ALL the monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt. As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray ALL the monkeys with cold water.
Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new monkey. The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs. To his shock, ALL of the other monkeys beat the crap out of him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original four monkeys, replacing it with a new monkey. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment - with enthusiasm - because he is now part of the "team."
Then, replace a third original monkey with a new monkey, followed by the fourth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.
Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. Having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water.
Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the stairway for the Banana.
Why, you ask? Because in their minds, that is the way it has always been!
You may apply this to your favorite subject of distaste... replacing ALL the monkeys at the same time is the only way to cure the problem.
DISCLAIMER: This is meant as no disrespect to MONKEYS.
What's a Nickelback? (Change for a 95-cent candy bar when you give 'em a dollar?)
If that's really a bad singing group, I could name ya 'bout a zillion others today that fit in that category... ( there hasn't been any good music since the 1980s - personal opinion of a really oldt phart, of course -)...
If that's really a bad singing group, I could name ya 'bout a zillion others today that fit in that category... ( there hasn't been any good music since the 1980s - personal opinion of a really oldt phart, of course -)...
A Canadian band that is #2 in international music sales...What's a Nickelback? (Change for a 95-cent candy bar when you give 'em a dollar?)
If that's really a bad singing group, I could name ya 'bout a zillion others today that fit in that category... ( there hasn't been any good music since the 1980s - personal opinion of a really oldt phart, of course -)...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/wh...back-phenomenon-explaining-worlds-hated-band/
A pinnacle of the 80's...
Just couldn't get enough Michael Jackson, Whitney, Wham or really bad Phil Collins...
Justin Beiber?A Canadian band that is #2 in international music sales...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/wh...back-phenomenon-explaining-worlds-hated-band/
A pinnacle of the 80's...
Just couldn't get enough Michael Jackson, Whitney, Wham or really bad Phil Collins...
Forgot about him, he sold more than Nickleback. Bad data in that previous statement, they are still #2
though.
Don't go back that far, but I do think about how so much of what we saw on those kinds of shows that we thought was so far beyond anything we'd ever see, is now reality and even surpassed in some cases.
exactly!
Jup
hmmm maybe that's what's wrong with my back!
newp. they're for work, not for show
good to see ya eskie!
Hope yur feeling better Emmy
AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOES BLOWN OFF -- STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.
THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO MA'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste your ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power at any given moment.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOES BLOWN OFF -- STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.
THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO MA'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste your ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power at any given moment.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.
Yep and old people often do not give a rats ass.
Get off my lawn!
Get off my lawn!
This, of course, without getting overly political, applies to Parliament as well as the U.S. Congress and many other "groups" of people. Our Congress just took off for the remainder of August and won't come back to work until after Labor Day (first week of September). Why? Well, a couple hundred years ago, when they had no air conditioning and August typically is the hottest month of the year, it probably made sense. But they have had A/C in those buildings as long as I have been alive and they still do it every year. This particular Congress has a couple thousand things to work on right fucking now, but they are taking this month off because they have always taken this month off. That makes no sense to me, when we pay them appx $176,000 a year salary (each) and the lazy bastards refuse to do any work this month. When they come back, they will have only two weeks left in this fiscal year and you can guarantee they won't get one god damn thing passed. Monkeys! ALL of them!
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
REVRAH!!!
Not sure that is it a vital organ with most politicians though....
no kiddin!
The skillet will just make politicians worry about getting their hair mussed.
once they're unconscious, they won't be concerned with it
Some aren't concerned when their awake lolonce they're unconscious, they won't be concerned with it
ya got that right. But only cuz they don't know how fierce I can be wiff a fryin pan!
Vat??? Meese Linda gettin' Oldt? Nawwww...
Happy whatever B'day it be...
Happy whatever B'day it be...
