Every so often my work load becomes such that I have to power and pound through a Wrap Up at a precarious pace. Just barf out all my brain beats like a Bull Nakano in a Chyna shop. This Wrap shall be such a Wrap.
At the sound of the starter pistol here, I'll just throw in this clip of Randy Orton, from a while back, speaking very highly of Jinder Mahal. Jinder Mahal, who not only doesn't get a lot of praise these days -- what with him concussing Finn Balor last week -- but who autocorrect desperately wants to display as "Tinder Mahal." To a frustratingly obsessive degree.
Why play this clip? Because Jinder won a Six-Pack challenge last night to become the number one contender for the WWE Championship. We all know that SmackDown is the "Land of Opportunity," to the extent that they often have to make new stars in order to have a viable main event scene in each division, but Jinder's rise went: Memorable Battle Royal loss at 'Mania -> quick match with Finn -> quick match with Mojo -> Shakeup -> now he's after the top title in the company. Basically that feels like the way I used to read books in freshman English. First couple chapters aaaaand let's just skip to the end.
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At the sound of the starter pistol here, I'll just throw in this clip of Randy Orton, from a while back, speaking very highly of Jinder Mahal. Jinder Mahal, who not only doesn't get a lot of praise these days -- what with him concussing Finn Balor last week -- but who autocorrect desperately wants to display as "Tinder Mahal." To a frustratingly obsessive degree.
Why play this clip? Because Jinder won a Six-Pack challenge last night to become the number one contender for the WWE Championship. We all know that SmackDown is the "Land of Opportunity," to the extent that they often have to make new stars in order to have a viable main event scene in each division, but Jinder's rise went: Memorable Battle Royal loss at 'Mania -> quick match with Finn -> quick match with Mojo -> Shakeup -> now he's after the top title in the company. Basically that feels like the way I used to read books in freshman English. First couple chapters aaaaand let's just skip to the end.
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