WTS Just the Bestest Stuff I Like for You to Buy it

[Robert B]

I police this tred, you no sell gold bar here, you deal make your own bar on form, but must get pirmison.

Gold bar? dem fishin sinkers. Gainst the laws to sell fishin sinkers?

 

[vaperature]

If you still have I would Like. My son is in yemin and desperately needs these items. I will pay you extra 50 for shipping them and an extra 60 dollars also for your troubles.
He is getting married to the queen there and cannot go without these items. The military there does not let them have things. This will be a birthday present for him so please do not contact him.
You can ship them to him quickly and I will pay you. Send me your paypal address and I will put this money into your account and send you an authentic receipt from paypal. This transaction may not show in your account for up to three weeks but you ship today and I will deposit an extra 95 dollars into your account for your honesty.
Thank you and if you have more to sell I can buy them from you as well. Just send whatever you have and I will pay you.

Give address I send Oleg he come pick up money much easiest.

 

[Diescum88]

So fucking lost , I wan too ded hookers pleez ....I'll trade broken EVOD tank and 1 jar of fresh human fluidz... You like?

 

[Mike H.]

I luv you long time, for trade.

 

[UncleRJ]

I run ded hooker storage and need ded hooker sample.
Must have sample to be sure ded hooker not blown up doll.
Will return if not buy.
promise No molest

u send sample?

Hoocer ded, not blowed ups.

Still ina 1 peice not misssin anys kneaded partss

U can lok but noes tuch.

Send KOD charrrrrrrrrrrrrrges PP..

Bill Clinton

 

[Tornadoalleydeb]

OMFG! I so needed this laugh! TY TY ............

 

[AntDog]

I thought this was real until I got to the part where the tank always found it's way into his droors... And the crotch juice...

Well played sir, well played. Got a laugh from me, that's for sure!

 

[vaperature]

I thought this was real until I got to the part where the tank always found it's way into his droors... And the crotch juice...

Well played sir, well played. Got a laugh from me, that's for sure!

So you buy, yes?

 

[AntDog]

No, I not buy. No.

GLWS!

 

[dantefire]

I was gone mak offa, but in see u wizeazz boi. I got your game. You make wizeazz posty for long month now. Mus be jok.

If not jok, you take my comix? I haz many many comix, none too brown from special usin. Very very rar and valuedable.

 

[Joshua Iles]

Me got underwear catalog with sticky pages, u take trade? Also look for half a ded hooker, only need half, not whole. U sell?