You're getting old when:

[Recan]

memory slippin'?

No! I member all dis shit. lol

 

[Jimi]

when you make coffee and forget to put the carafe back to catch it
when you have to say what to everything said to you

 

[BigNasty]

you know you're getting old when you hurt yourself sleeping

Done that and still don't know how I did it.

Bowel movements become a topic on conversation... not just vooping...

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When you got to shit because you absolutely feel like you are going explode and only fart, a little squeaky nothing. (but it makes you feel better)
But when you go to fart you shit yourself so bad you stop and consider you are incontinent.

 

[Recan]

Sayin sumbitches would have gotten me beat up over at ECF huh?

 

[Huckleberried]

 

[joeyboy]

I don't look at them because I have no idea who they are when I see them on TV.


I think, the first time I caught myself repeating their advice from when I was growing up, it hit me like a ton of bricks.

Funny stuff, Snake.

I know, does that hit the spot? Hey wait, I do it, too.

 

[BigNasty]

Or when you go grocery shopping you pay attention to things like FIBER. Not that your heart needs it but you need it for your colon.

You walk with a cane and consider pimp sticking every scumbag you come across.

You look at someone and realize they could not survive without their Iphone.

 

[Jimi D]

Realizing that I've been shooting the shit for 6 years on vaping forums.

 

[joeyboy]

When your parents told you your face would stay like that if you made that expression? And now it has?

 

[Recan]

This shit might get depressing.

No really guys, I'm probably the oldest here right now. I go for a pet scan tomorrow. If you feel like saying a little prayer for me I sure would appreciate it.

 

[joeyboy]

This shit might get depressing.

Just go to the mall and watch all the young happy people.

 

[BigNasty]

You know who Johnny is when you hear "HHHHEEEEEERRREEESSS!!! JOHNNY!!"
Who Laurence Welk is, remember watching Solid Gold on tv.

 

[BigNasty]

This shit might get depressing.

No really guys, I'm probably the oldest here right now. I go for a pet scan tomorrow. If you feel like saying a little prayer for me I sure would appreciate it.

Prayers out.

 

[Teresa P]

It's freakin' depressing, in my head I'm still 26, 27 years old, then I get up and look in the mirror and say to myself "WTF?????"
Feels like I'm being held hostage in my own body...shit...

 

[Teresa P]

Prayers out.

BIG prayers, my friend....

 

[Recan]

You know who Johnny is when you hear "HHHHEEEEEERRREEESSS!!! JOHNNY!!"
Who Laurence Welk is, remember watching Solid Gold on tv.

Dick Clark and American Bandstand

 

[BigNasty]

Dick Clark and American Bandstand

Or when you watched the last few new years eve specials with Dick Clark they were taped from the night before VHS not simply tivo.

And you caught yourself thinking "FUCK AM I HAVING A STROKE?" and it dawning on you that it was Clark who had one.

 

[Recan]

Or when you watched the last few new years eve specials with Dick Clark they were taped from the night before VHS not simply tivo.

And you caught yourself thinking "FUCK AM I HAVING A STROKE?" and it dawning on you that it was Clark who had one.

Touche

 

[Jimi]

When you go to the store and realize you are in your socks

 

[Tanker]

Well, the last "Couples Night Out", my wife and I had, was with my son and his wife.
~sigh

 

[shawn.hoefer]

When you make a checklist so you won't forget things at the store...

And forget the checklist at home.

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[Jimi]

This shit might get depressing.

No really guys, I'm probably the oldest here right now. I go for a pet scan tomorrow. If you feel like saying a little prayer for me I sure would appreciate it.

You are in my prayers buddy

 

[Teresa P]

Wolfman Jack and the Midnight Special.

 

[Jimi]

When you know the monkeys was a rock band and not zoo animais

 

[Jimi]

when you can remember who captain kangaroo is

 

[Zamazam]

Getting old? Those loud comfortable Hawaiian shirts seem to be invading your closet. Sansabelt pants seem reasonable for the fit, and the neighbors kid listening to Boom-Boom music in his '95 HondaCivic is like grating onions on your face.

 

[Zamazam]

when you can remember who captain kangaroo is

And Mr. Greenjeans.
And Trolly, and so on....

LP means vinyl records, not liquid propane.

 

[Jimi]

When you can remember beatle boots

 

[Zamazam]

You know who Johnny is when you hear "HHHHEEEEEERRREEESSS!!! JOHNNY!!"
Who Laurence Welk is, remember watching Solid Gold on tv.

or Jack Benny.

 

[pierces32]

When you see one of those Time Life music commercials for Golden Oldies and you realize all of the bands are your favorites.

 

[Zamazam]

When you can remember beatle boots

and elephant Bell jeans.

 

[pierces32]

Every time you eat pork chops you get flashbacks to the Little Rascals scene "pork chops and applesauce."

 

[Jimi]

when you can remember watching the little rascals

when you can't remember what you were typing in mid sentence

 

[Jimi]

when you know what penny loafers are

 

[Tanker]

When you make a checklist so you won't forget things at the store...

And forget the checklist at home.

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You just had to go there, didn't you.

 

[BigNasty]

LOL you are old when motley crew, def leopard, van halen, quite riot and metalica are on the classic rock station.

 

[LarryPer123]

When you buy pills for your memory but forget where you put them

 

[Teresa P]

LOL you are old when motley crew, def leopard, van halen, quite riot and metalica are on the classic rock station.

Noooooo!!!

 

[BigNasty]

you watch major crimes and the closer and can only picture G.W. Baily with that stick screaming "MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVEIT!!"

 

[Teresa P]

No TV after 11....they played the national anthem and you went to bed.

 

[Zamazam]

You wake up, have coffee and wonder how you got to work with mismatched socks, not remembering any of the commute, including getting gas and stopping off to get bagels. 30 Minutes chunks of your life dissapear.

 

[Teresa P]

The dimmer switch was in the floorboard and the gas cap was behind the license plate.

 

[Zamazam]

The Mod Squad is still a recent TV memory.

 

[Zamazam]

The dimmer switch was in the floorboard and the gas cap was behind the license plate.

The starter was on the floorboard too, off to the left and up a bit.

 

[Teresa P]

Hawaii 5-0, Barnaby Jones, Columbo....

 

[Jimi]

you can remember penny candy and 5 cent candy bars

 

[Teresa P]

The starter was on the floorboard too, off to the left and up a bit.

Now, I don't remember that, but I remember when there was only AM radio.

 

[joeyboy]

The Mod Squad is still a recent TV memory.

And Hawaii 5 0, with Savalas

 

[Zamazam]

Hawaii 5-0, Barnaby Jones, Columbo....

 

[BigNasty]

Hawaii 5-0, Barnaby Jones, Columbo....

Rockford files, Andy Griffith.