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He's a cult leader now.
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He's a cult leader now.
kelli
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toy boy
Fish people are people too. Come on in buddy the water is fineDoes that mean I'm in?
That's just what I do.
Shoosh goddess
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Me and the family having dinner.Fish people are people too. Come on in buddy the water is fine
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Is that Toxie, from the Toxic Crusaders??Anyone know her?
NO. But I sure would like to.Anyone know her?
Yowsa that's my kind of gal.
Idk it just says Fish Food Halloween Mask
http://www.fearshop.com/view-product.asp?productID=4644#.VASyXGK9KSM
What's that then dear?nobody wants to hear my goat story???? geez.
I do. But I figured since you said it was a long one that you weren't going to tel it.nobody wants to hear my goat story???? geez.
Please tell me and the others about the goat.
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ok the fuck long goat story.
a friend of mine and i were on a trail when we came upon an old barn. there was a goat chained to a post and being an animal lover, i wanted to pet him. so i approached him, and when i got within a couple feet of him, he put his head down and started to charge toward me. i turned around really fast and tried to run, but tripped over my own feet.
as i was bent over attempting to stand up, the goats horns caught me square in the buttocks, knocking me flat. my friend was now in hysterics at my plight. i was not so amused. i managed to crawl out of the goat's range of attack, but the damage had already been inflicted. i limped my wounded bum back home, where i examined the damages.
WARNING: BARE ASS
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ok it wasn't that fuck long. seemed longer
a friend of mine and i were on a trail when we came upon an old barn. there was a goat chained to a post and being an animal lover, i wanted to pet him. so i approached him, and when i got within a couple feet of him, he put his head down and started to charge toward me. i turned around really fast and tried to run, but tripped over my own feet.
as i was bent over attempting to stand up, the goats horns caught me square in the buttocks, knocking me flat. my friend was now in hysterics at my plight. i was not so amused. i managed to crawl out of the goat's range of attack, but the damage had already been inflicted. i limped my wounded bum back home, where i examined the damages.
WARNING: BARE ASS
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ok it wasn't that fuck long. seemed longer
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Holy fucking shit! That is the best goat story I have ever seen in my entire life!!!!ok the fuck long goat story.
a friend of mine and i were on a trail when we came upon an old barn. there was a goat chained to a post and being an animal lover, i wanted to pet him. so i approached him, and when i got within a couple feet of him, he put his head down and started to charge toward me. i turned around really fast and tried to run, but tripped over my own feet.
as i was bent over attempting to stand up, the goats horns caught me square in the buttocks, knocking me flat. my friend was now in hysterics at my plight. i was not so amused. i managed to crawl out of the goat's range of attack, but the damage had already been inflicted. i limped my wounded bum back home, where i examined the damages.
WARNING: BARE ASS
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ok it wasn't that fuck long. seemed longer
kelli
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I don't know what fapping means but it's likely true that I am fapping very hard right now
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I need all the fapping help I can getand if they are fapping to that, they need help.
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I thought this thread was for the disturbed and damaged!!! What did you expect?and if they are fapping to that, they need help.
LOL
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Yeah, in all seriousness it looks like it hurt pretty bad. I bet your bum was very black and blue.it looked much worse the next day.
Sitting down may have been an issue as well I would imagine.
It's a funny story and a lovely picture. Glad you shared it and glad you didn't get too badly injured.
I love goats!
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Are those real actual hoomin lungs?
Yes mam. They's the real deal.
Pretty neat right?
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Looks like my mother in lawAnyone know her?
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can a chickenmonkey enter?
Hell yes a chickenmonkey can enter!
I love chicks in monkey by the way.
And you're pretty bad ass too chickenmonkey
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I have never eaten turtle. But I like Gator. Will need to try it one day.
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A yellow bird with a yellow bill,
landed upon my window seal.
I lured it near with a piece of bread,
And then I smashed it's fucken head.
..............................................................................."The Shit-house Poet"
landed upon my window seal.
I lured it near with a piece of bread,
And then I smashed it's fucken head.
..............................................................................."The Shit-house Poet"
Turtle and Gator are pretty close on flavor
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A turtle has 7 different kinds of meat.
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I am sure I would like it.
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