ENDED Central Vapors event time!!!! Plot Twist Story---Est End Date Jan. 20,2017

[happy valley]

Jim Jones adventure touring company

 

[mac63]

that are riding the magic bus to Stonehenge

 

[happy valley]

safely ensconced in the mountain lair

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Of Dr. Evil. Unfortunately, the "magic bus" driver wasn't "evil" enough and was shot in the

 

[happy valley]

middle of the forehead with a diamond

 

[logdawg]

After they ate the driver they replaced him with

 

[mac63]

an inflatable doll that had just ran away from...

 

[Ivisible]

A blind zombie turtle carrying a....

 

[happy valley]

a one way ticket to the Galapagos where

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Col. Ted Striker and Elain Dickinson were waiting in a jet to fly him to Timbuktu, when Dr. Rumack walked into the cockpit and said

 

[Ms. Trixy]

to have Johnny Depp rub Big Jim and the Twins with rum because

 

[VapingGuitarist]

They wanted to get sauced before riding their minibikes through a

 

[Mojoe1976]

Valley of lost dreams

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And hotdog vendors from

 

[mac63]

the upper back alleys of Beijing

 

[VapingGuitarist]

The land of the midnight sun where the hot springs flow and the wind cries

 

[Ms. Trixy]

where the food is plentiful, but watch what you eat.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Save your teeth, don't eat too many sweets, eat a beet for a treat, and always make sure you

 

[happy valley]

tip the waitress with a smile

 

[mac63]

and you might get a side of pie

 

[happy valley]

The walls of the abandoned hockey rink hung with ice

 

[logdawg]

as Bob practiced for the first ever totally nude Ice Capades.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

While Bob was in the nude Ice Capades performing MacBeth in the Buff, he looked down and noticed he had a giant

 

[happy valley]

a giant crab attached to his

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Skate laces causing him to fall head first into a

 

[happy valley]

rabbit hole at the bottom of which was

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Really the dark side of the moon where he found and vaped a magic mech mod. Now feeling comfortably numb, Bob started to see flying pigs and

 

[mac63]

decided he better get over the wall and run like hell if he didn't want to get marooned

 

[happy valley]

He wondered, is this my beautiful house, is this my beautiful wife?

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Then he found a large automobile and he drove to a shotgun shack that looked to be from another part of the world. And then he asked himself

 

[happy valley]

where can I find a decent tailor, one who knows

 

[logdawg]

how to dress a man to look like an iguana.

 

[mac63]

And the answer he got was
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up

 

[happy valley]

for he knew the lizard people were out there and closing in

 

[DaleH1985]

quickly. Death was surely knocking on his door

 

[happy valley]

but alas it was just the next door neighbor looking for

 

[DaleH1985]

Some fresh batteries and extra e juice

 

[VapingGuitarist]

A few minutes later he and his neighbore were doing the Electric Slide when two FBI agents busted in and arrested them for

 

[DaleH1985]

illegal trafficking of non FDA approved vape juices

 

[mac63]

then the agents realized it was low end stuff and decided to call up the secret agent man to help find

 

[DaleH1985]

the good stuff. They figured why mess with the little guys when they could go after the big fish

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Who is none other than Weird Jimmy aka "Mr. Big" who sell's vape juice that turns people into iguana's. So they called Sgt. Stedenko for help but he was

 

[logdawg]

With the Hamburger Dude testing out some new and improved juices.

 

[DaleH1985]

Unfortunately these new juices turned people into zombies. Soon the whole department looked like the walking dead

 

[VapingGuitarist]

So they gave a case of 120ml bottles to all of the D.C. polititians as an evil plot to help

 

[DaleH1985]

The Reapers so they could spread the infection

 

[VapingGuitarist]

But big Pharma figured out a cure to stop the infection and charge a million dollars per dose so they could pay off the FDA and

 

[DaleH1985]

force their will on all vapers and suppliers

 

[VapingGuitarist]

But the force is strong with the vaping community and we will do everything we can to stop the FDA's tyrannous over reach so we can finally get back to dancing at

 

[DaleH1985]

vape bars while blowing clouds so thick you can't see through them