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[mac63]

and there was a sudden knock at the door but Dave wasn't there man

 

[DaleH1985]

then everyone realized it was just their imaginations playing tricks on them

 

[mac63]

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can

 

[MrScaryZ]

Play the skin flute like the @VapingGuitarist

 

[VapingGuitarist]

While I was conversing with Mr.ScaryZ and explaining that no one can play the skin flute like he does, a long cool woman in a black dress walked in, looking for her

 

[mac63]

brother cause he ain't heavy but

 

[MrScaryZ]

He has a 6 foot love machine that has P90's

 

[Ms. Trixy]

With one good look he was a mess

 

[happy valley]

While inside the museum infinity was about to go on trial

 

[VapingGuitarist]

In Mexico for Jaywalking, was found guilty and given the death penalty because Mexico doesn't

 

[happy valley]

Doesn't put on any airs down on Rue Morgue Avenue

 

[Whiskeywarrior]

At that very moment the silver surfer swooped down and grabbed him to ferry him to safety

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Just when he thought he was safe, he was kidnapped by the Mafia because he owed them a large sum of

 

[happy valley]

cannolis that Martin Scorsese's mom had made while

 

[DaleH1985]

working for a catering service in Hollywood

 

[VapingGuitarist]

But the catoring service was really a front for a group of freedom fighters who can see aliens with special sunglasses and is led by a guy who likes to kick ass and chew bubble gum. But he was

 

[Whiskeywarrior]

Sadly left a unik during the reptilian wars. None the less he still....

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Goes to all of the Monsters of Rock cruises as a groupie to try and pick up drunk

 

[logdawg]

Is a great kisser and really handy with a knitting needle

 

[DaleH1985]

especially when he is driving it through someone's eye

 

[happy valley]

After lunch, all the Druids decided it was time to

 

[DaleH1985]

offer a sacrifice to the gods to thank them

 

[mac63]

for the strange bar mitzvah gifts that were

 

[John Starz]

Made for George Clooney before he

 

[happy valley]

died. But, what about Bob you may ask, he was last seen

 

[mac63]

going around the corner with his nose to the ground sniffing

 

[happy valley]

because even a blind pig can find an acorn once in a while

 

[mac63]

and he figured there was a chance he might get lucky cause he caught a slight scent of the crazy cat lady

 

[happy valley]

Bob opened the door and there was a package on his porch

 

[VapingGuitarist]

With a disc drive from Hilary Clinton that contained the missing e-mails and a note that said to destroy them. But instead, Bob decided to sell them to

 

[happy valley]

a guy named Vlad who had recently opened a borscht stand down the street

 

[Diabolique]

But Vlad's computer wasn't working

 

[DaleH1985]

so he called the geek squad

 

[happy valley]

The sight of Vlad running around mid winter with not only no shirt but no

 

[logdawg]

sense of direction. It will be hard for him to achive

 

[mac63]

the higher level of consciousness but maybe he

 

[logdawg]

has always wanted World Domination!!!!

 

[DaleH1985]

So he becomes allies with Stewie Griffin

 

[Ms. Trixy]

Bob and Stewie became fast friend. That is, until Stewie went to

 

[John Starz]

Space in search of the golden ram. But what stopped him was a

 

[VapingGuitarist]

A large space debris field when coming out of ludacris speed. Then all of a sudden

 

[DaleH1985]

his ship began spiraling out of control towards the sun

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Stewie relied on his training and deployed Otto the Auto Pilot. But Otto got deflated. So Stewie had to find Otto's hose and

 

[mac63]

and hope he was up the job of blowing

 

[happy valley]

but having too much too drink he decided to call it a night.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, grandma was beating off the

 

[mac63]

reindeer when a drunk cowboy drove

 

[VapingGuitarist]

His new John Deere tractor off a cliff while loudly screaming for his

 

[mac63]

hound dog to get off the damn train and

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Go get Bob so he can